Who Needs A Jank Ass Mirror Ball Trophy Anyway?
On the left is Kirstie Alley on March 8th and on the right is a slimmed down Kirstie Alley outside of Good Morning America in NYC today. Duncan Hines Ward and Cross-Eyed Kym won Dancing with the Stars last night, but Kirstie Alley won the feeling of knowing that she can slip into her old freakum dress without the help of CAT made Spanx and the Scientology wrestling team.
After 10-time loser Maks Chmerkovskiy became a bridesmaid to Kym's bride, Kirstie told UsWeekly that she's sad about losing the show but she's happy about losing half her dress size (insert showmethereceipts.gif here).
"My dress is half the size it was when we started. I have a lot more strength and stamina! I feel like we did amazingly and that's an amazing thing but you want to win! And we didn't win, so I can't say that there isn't a sadness about it.
[DWTS has] made me alive again. It's given me a new view of what I want to do in my life. I'll keep dancing! I wanna come back next year and get that fucking trophy."
Two things: Kirstie Alley needs to flick off the Thetans that keep sucking out her math skills, because she's not good at that shit. Secondly, it's sad that for today's final Oprah show, The Mighty O is going to give an hour long Stuart Smalley monologue. The final moment of Oprah should be O making question marks with her eyes while looking at Kirstie Alley's new bikini body. O should end with the sequel to a classic moment!