Who Needs A Jank Ass Mirror Ball Trophy Anyway?
On the left is Kirstie Alley on March 8th and on the right is a slimmed down Kirstie Alley outside of Good Morning America in NYC today. Duncan Hines Ward and Cross-Eyed Kym won Dancing with the Stars last night, but Kirstie Alley won the feeling of knowing that she can slip into her old freakum dress without the help of CAT made Spanx and the Scientology wrestling team.
After 10-time loser Maks Chmerkovskiy became a bridesmaid to Kym's bride, Kirstie told UsWeekly that she's sad about losing the show but she's happy about losing half her dress size (insert showmethereceipts.gif here).
"My dress is half the size it was when we started. I have a lot more strength and stamina! I feel like we did amazingly and that's an amazing thing but you want to win! And we didn't win, so I can't say that there isn't a sadness about it.[DWTS has] made me alive again. It's given me a new view of what I want to do in my life. I'll keep dancing! I wanna come back next year and get that fucking trophy."
Two things: Kirstie Alley needs to flick off the Thetans that keep sucking out her math skills, because she's not good at that shit. Secondly, it's sad that for today's final Oprah show, The Mighty O is going to give an hour long Stuart Smalley monologue. The final moment of Oprah should be O making question marks with her eyes while looking at Kirstie Alley's new bikini body. O should end with the sequel to a classic moment!
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Wow, bad legs - can we say tree trunk cankles?
Kirstie claims that she is a size 6. Khloe Kardassian also claims SHE is a size 6. They are both very tall women, 5'10' and 6'. Khloe also has very broad shoulders.
I am 5'10" and have broad shoulders too. I know for a fact that neither of these women are anywhere close to a size 6. They both look more like a 12-14.
And there is nothing wrong with that! but Kirstie has been lying about her weight, gains and losses, for so many years that she is now delusional. And poor Khloe's problem is her own bitch of a mother!
When will we ever stop demanding that women be skinny or they are worth nothing? I am sick of it!
wrinkly ass, sun-spotted has been.
Her legs look more than just heavy. It looks almost like edema. Like her circulation is not working so well and fluid is not being taken from her legs. That's not good.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 8:08pm.
She did lose a lot of weight...her thankles are reduced to cankles.
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I see knankles. :)
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I think the show did a lot for Kirsties self esteem. I'm really impressed that she stuck it out and seem to give 100 per cent.
She did lose a lot of weight...her thankles are reduced to cankles.
Where did she get them tree trunks? FANCY
Xenu did not help her with her cankles!
Damn she is really porked up. I hope this dumb bitch has heard of putting her finger down her throat after she eats (constantly!). See, the idea is that by doing that, you barf, and then your stomach is empty and thin instead of full and so fucking fat and gross ha ha.
Kirstie has legs like tree trunks. Are they swollen?
She improved, she lost weight, but she was by no stretch of the imagination the best dancer. She should've been third, not Chelsea.
Whoa, the cankle situation!
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I honestly don't know who is the famous person and who is the dancer and I refuse to read any further to find out. Shouldn't Kirstie win just because she was the only actual star? Those other people should have been disqualified.
Yeah, but she'll always have those Fred Flintsone legs....
A lot of people here in these parts were really happy that Hines Ward won (I live in Steeler-ville) last night, and I am happy for him. From what I heard, he was a real gentleman throughout...he's not so bad on the eyes either. It is so unfortunate that I got to miss out on such a great season of DWTS, 'specially since i'm a HUGE fan of the show! Not having tv sometimes sucks : (
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She's the same weight in both pics...just the tighter dress makes her look skinnier. Hurr durr.
Also, she's old as hell, for her age she looks good.
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THOSE LEGS!!!!!! Get thee to a dialysis machine!
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What fresh hell is this?
in thumbnail two, the dude looks like he is getting punched in the junk.
im glad kristie didnt win, cause the look on Max face is priceless, what a sore loser!!!
i give her 1 month and all that weight will be back on!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
sweet jeebus but she's got some serious cankles and in one of those pictures the skin on her arms looks like it's trying to fall off the tips of her fingers. Crap aging can be so unkind :-(
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sonah22 OMG THAT'S SO RAVEN!!! LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Yep. I'm one classy fella :)
speaking of exercise, I am off to a 12:30 Karate class. see you all in a bit!
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sonah, that may work for you, but everyone's body responds differently to diets. The trick is to find what works for your own body, and do it. And most importantly, get off your ass and exercise! People are too fucking lazy these days, and just want the magic pill.
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The best way to end yoyo dieting, IMO, is to go low carb. It's ammmaaazzing how much I can control my calories when I cut out allll carbs except veggies. My body was just made for this way of eating, and I've been doing it about 90 percent of the time, with at least 60 percent fat (which is great for the metabolism), and I can control how much I eat for the first time maybe ever. That low carb/high fat is dangerous is a complete myth, and since the low fat craz started in the 80s, obesity has skyrocketed (google "gary taubes" for the source-my ass is too lazy right now).
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
Her calves look as though they were carved out of logs. She seems lie a fun drunk. Stop eating, start drinking.
Loooooove me some Kirstie! And OMGOGOGOGOGOMG Maks!!!
She is a life time yo yo'er.
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El B, you are too much!!! which is why we love you!
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Yeah, she lost a little bit of weight, and yeah, she'll gain it back. But at least she didn't noticeably GAIN weight during the competition like *some* contestants.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:36pm.
Another thing that happens when you lose weight is oooozing sex-look at Raven Symone-she fucks the camera with her eyes now that she's lost weight. I wonder if it's just trapped sexuality that's finally free. And I still think she fucked Maks.
Look at Raven now:
http://mantoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/raven-symone-weight-loss.j...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
LMAO ELBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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that bitch looks good for 60 come on now!
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Submitted by BelleBelle on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:05pm.
Big sigh....I hope all you youngsters never, ever have a problem with swollen legs! :-)
It's so easy to judge, but I am 17 years younger than Kirstie and due to health issues there are days when my legs swell up and look even worse than hers.
Pics?
sonah22 I think he fucked her too, IDK, maybe he just oozes sex but she does look like she got some
GREEN WITH ENVY, IMAGINE THAT ASS IN THE SACK!!!
edited Maks, not Kirsty's!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Below-the-knee is the worst length for a dress. It never, ever flatters anyone's legs.
So, if Kirstie is a size 6, then I'm a size 0! I'm loving Kirstie math!
Had this talk with Mr. MJF last night and it was decided, unilaterally, that if being thin meant having to dance for a minimum of 5 hrs. every day, we'd buy lots of elastic-waisted pants and enjoy digging for each other's fun bits in the rolls of fat. Love that man.
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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:23pm.
Had this talk with Mr. MJF last night and it was decided, unilaterally, that if being thin meant having to dance for a minimum of 5 hrs. every day, we'd buy lots of elastic-waisted pants and enjoy digging for each other's fun bits in the rolls of fat. Love that man.
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Good for ya'll! It's wonderful to finally have someone that I can just be myself around; whether I'm swollen up or slightly smaller. Mr. MJF sounds like my Mr. Dog...hell, we just like to eat good food too much!
*puts on shorts w/ draw string*
Big sigh....I hope all you youngsters never, ever have a problem with swollen legs! :-)
It's so easy to judge, but I am 17 years younger than Kirstie and due to health issues there are days when my legs swell up and look even worse than hers.
She looks amazing and makes me wanna go to the gym to sculpt-my dumbass has had a membership since november and not gone (199/year at 24 hour if you log on their website before noon on MOnday or THursday, y'all!). But if she gets any skinnier, she will hag up, so I say stop here, maintain with this many calories and wear fitting clothes and you're good.
Oh, I totally think they did it. Look at her face-homegirl got laid!
Leave her cankles alone! Everyone's got something, geez!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
The fact that she said "fucking trophy" makes her win my vote. She's trying; she's spirited. Don't matter what size she is. I hope she sees that one day. She needs to do something with that hair though. Team Kirstie
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Holy crap! Looks good for 60? Look at her hands and face in thumbnail 3. She doesn't look a day under 70.
I don't see the weight loss either. Ok, maybe 10 lbs, but mostly she just looks poured into a tighter dress. Whatever didn't fit in the dress oozed into her ankles.
Love Kirstie. She looks great for her age and should have won last night. She seems like a really genuine, chilled out, funny person.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
She need to keep up the exercise and hire a cook/dietician.
Wonder if she and Max did the wild thang? LOL
yeah hussy but ur legs are still the same size...
has anyone else noticed that with the Biggest LO....SERS they get all skinny and shit but their legs are ginormous
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
LOL MIIIIIIIKE!!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:18am.
yeah well Kirsty is 60 and looks similar to this fat ginge ho that you all CREAM over, so here you go Christina Hendricks in a bathing suit *hurls*
http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/25/christina-hendricks-mad-men-breasts-boobs-...
snowie, that's the worst thing you've done since you revealed your alternate interpretation of Ferris Bueller to me!
loved your break-out-of-rehab story yesterday, tho :)
If you consider the battles with drugs and with her weight, Kristy looks pretty damned good for 60.
Now she needs to do three things: Get a personal trainer,three hours a day, six days a week, working with her. A dietician who comes every day to dump out her fridge and cupboards, cook for her, and insist she eat ONLY what's prescribed. Hire a nutritionist to oversee her dietician.
She can go down another couple of sizes. Looking at her weight as it is right now, I'd say it's a damned good start. She's at thatawkward stage where she's lost enough weight to see a difference, but she thinks/feels she looks slimmer than she is.