Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 25, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones’ baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out. (CDAN)

Well, it’s that time when we all crawl up to January Jones’ womb and whisper to her fetus to please tell us who helped make them. We’re all fetus whisperers today! All the clues make me want to guess Matthew Vaughn who directed X-Men and is married to Claudia Schiffer who was married to David Copperfield? But no no no no, that’s not the answer.

The father of January Jones unborn baby is so obviously Zach Galifianakis. Zach just publicly threw shit at January to get us off the trail. You can’t fool us, Galifianakis! You can’t fool us!

And just for the record, I probably wouldn’t be creeped out if David Copperfield asked me out. I’d let him make it disappear from the back. Yes, I need mental help.

What eccentric actor was obsessed with making his former wife dress up as a deceased male idol? The marriage was doomed when the little missus refused to don the iconic entertainer’s garb and imitate his signature swagger. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Speaking of needing mental help, I’ll guess Nicolas Cage, Lisa Marie Presley and Elvis Presley? There really aren’t enough UGHs for this.

[Estella Warren] an affair with this A list movie actor. Was said to have been the reason his marriage ended. (CDAN)

2011 is totally becoming the year that Estella Warren surprisingly wins my heart! I’ll guess Sean Penn?

Tags: Blind Items

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