When The Obamas Met The Royals

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Here we see the difference between "having class" and "dressing like a cupcake."

Really Michelle, Really?

Do you have no true friends? That dress makes you small ass look like its a size 24.

(Not that a size 24 is a crime)

For someone who the press hypes up for "fashion sense", most of her stuff is a hit and a miss.

Kate's ass is getting wide. Must have been those 2 scones she ate while on her honey moon. Better go back to the Posh's Let's Dine on Air Diet. ;)

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

Although I dig our President, I'd like to know why our first lady seems determined to run around the globe dressing like a teenie bopper on her way to a sock hop in the 1950's. She has ZERO taste in clothes.

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I'm your huckleberry...

What does the Queen carry in her bag?

Prince Phillip's bitch leash.

Dear Michelle,

I like you.

This comes from my heart.

Stop wearing bolero jackets.

Sincerely,

Bjork You

The Queen's purse is classic.

I'm convinced there is absolutely nothing in there.

Well, maybe some Valium.

Let's face it, these are dire days.

Quite often, the Queen is not amused.

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GERONIMO!

Yeah, at least GWB was just clearing brush in good ole Texas USA and hollerin' "You done a heckuva job, Brownie!"

Obama actually gives the WH the week off and goes out for drinks.

God, I'd love to see this cardboard cutout pompous ass driven out of office, but unfortunately, the GOP has nothing.

No wonder he signed the Wesminster Abbey guestbook "2008."

I bet he wishes it were so.

No, we can't.

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GERONIMO!

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The Queen's purse is a stealth communication system to staff. When she carries it on right arm, it means, save me from this bore talking my ear off.. or equivalent.
She sends many signals via the purse.

This has been well documented somewhere.

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Our president is so much better than this! Meeting these silly twits.

Shakes some of us to our core, as America's foundation is based on being anti-monarchy.

A sorry day for the people in Joplin.

Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:04pm
It's not just you. Mrs. Obama looks as though she is at least six feet tall.

Remember in the 1980s when some teenaged girls of all ages had massive crushes on the Princess of Wales? One of the diehards told me that the ladies in waiting carry supplies for royals, their handbags have tissue paper stuffed in them to hold their shape.

1) Is it just me, or are the Obama's freakishly tall?

2) What the fark does the Queen carry in her purse?

3) Kate looks pregnant.

I've always thought Prince Philip has it made. think about it, everyone talks shit and scrutinizes everything Queen Elizabeth says, does, looks at funny, etc. However, as her husband, but not the King, he still gets all the first class treatment but not the hassle. Keep at it Prince Philip, you look great for 90!

Kate is great.

WHY does Michelle keep sporting these crinoline dresses?

Reminds me of GK in her films, which brings me back to WHY.

I mean, there's just no getting around it.

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GERONIMO!

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 7:49pm.
That evening gown was just right, especially with the 18 button gloves. Next step: sew weights into the hemlines of day dresses so that the skirts hang properly even when the weather is windy.

Anonymouse73, here you go!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150187427785896&set=pu.25656605...

Stop harping on Stoney. For the youngsters (and meemaws & pawpaws) on here who don't remember, ghetto booty is NOT a pejorative term. When that expression was hot, many people WISHED FOR a ghetto booty. So fuck off.

Next, Michelle's shoes are screaming for mercy. There are a good two shoe sizes worth of crusty, first lady heel hanging off the back of the damn shoes. Also, does she not shave or are those some whiskery-looking hose?

Her outfit is atrocious. They waste enough money on other frivolous bullshit, hire the woman a goddamn stylist so these clowns don't embarrass the USA more than they already do.

That is all.

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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

Oh really, Dallas? Where'd you get that one from?

"No woman over 40, unless she has awesome upper arms, should ever go sleeveless. "

Dude, have you SEEN her arms?! She is built!

Anyway,the dress is ok...I don't like the jacket, though. Anyone see what she wore to dinner, though? She looked absolutely gorgeous. White evening gown that cris-crossed at the next.

" I love that the Queen is totally one of those old ladies who takes her pocketbook with her wherever she goes, even her front porch. "

DYING!

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

Michelle needs to remember that super pointy-toe shoes are so 5 years ago.

I'm sure this has been said already, but the Queen's dude looks like a corpse. Michelle is gorgeous, but no likey that dress. It belongs on an eight year old holding an Easter basket full of paas-dyed eggs, peeps and lovely gold coins made of chocolate.

Don't play down your sexy Michelle

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:18pm.
Becky, you're right about having one fancy item to brighten a room. For me, it would be vases and patterned rugs. Clocks are cool, too.

Watches are my favorite accessory;like shoes they are functional and pretty. Mr. W says that you can tell a person's age by whether or not they wear a wristwatch. Modern people use their cell phones to tell time.

*lets Becky win wrestling match, slips on red velvet Ferragamo pumps*

This idiot (Barry), signed the "Registry" and dated it, 2008!! Good gawd, he is and has always been in campaign mode....

Pitiful excuse for a POTUS!

Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:41pm.
Those shoes are lovely. Shoes are my weakness. That carpet is absolutely gorgeous but I prefer hardwood floors with rugs. HM can keep the clock, it's too ornate. :)
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Thus my indecision! A token piece of fancy stuff can brighten up a room - and I loves clocks - but it is very fussy.
*wrestles A.cotw for the shoes*

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:41pm.
Those shoes are lovely. Shoes are my weakness. That carpet is absolutely gorgeous but I prefer hardwood floors with rugs. HM can keep the clock, it's too ornate. :)

I like Kate's style. It suits her perfectly. Pippa dresses more like I would though.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
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That was the last time,
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:46am.
Criminal Obama - born a British subject - reports to his boss, the Queen of England!
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JELLIS? Never mind, YOU can be the Queen of Dlisted!

I want Kate's dress, Michelle's shoes and the carpet.
Still deciding about the clock on the mantle.

Submitted by bexicle on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 4:42pm.
You mean HRH didn't walk out because he really wanted a daughter?

Submitted by reality check on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:54pm.
I think everyone- including the president's 6th,7th and 8th cousins- had a fabulous time in Ireland.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:20pm.

I'm in the minority, but I think the affairs started after Harry. I remember reading in some bio of Diana's that the birth of Harry was a blissful time in her marriage because Charles was actually very attentive and loving to his wife during that time. Maybe he had a lover's quarrel with Camilla during that time or something but Diana said she felt he loved her most then.
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In The 'Assassination of Princess Diana', quite a highly rated book, not sure how it was sourced though. It says the day Diana gave birth to Harry, Charles missed the birth because he was out with Camilla. He walked in the room with HRH, looked at the baby and said "Oh this one has red hair" and apparently did U turn and walked straight out.

This is awful. Kate has gained so much weight that I can almost see her behind her clutch bag. Horrible.

You could clearly tell in this pic that they were fake chatting for the photo-op. This is probably what was really said:

William: how does my hair look?

Obama: I say call the Hair club, man.

Kate: Is my makeup alright?

Michelle: Girl, you need to call my stylist!

"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)

Kate is waaaayyyy too skinny now. Yikes.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

I want the First Couple to go back to Ireland. That was fun1 The Royals are a snoozefest.

It was rather windy in London today so I'm surprised Kate managed to stay intact.

Michelle: Love the hair, loathe the jacket.
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"Even the Duchess of Alba's breasts are sitting down and taking a nap, because they know they got this!" MK, 1/4/11

I wonder if Andre Leon Talley had something to do with this damn bolero...

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

michelle obama is very pretty! i don't like the way her jacket sticks out but everything else looks good

RE: Round buttocks and how to describe them "elegantly". This video is hilarious.

http://youtu.be/qkJdEFf_Qg4

Michelle Obama or her stylists have terrible taste in clothes. She/they dress her all wrong for her body type. Simple, classic and tailored are the better choices as others have already said. The queen could use an update, too, but we all know that isn't going to happen, lol.

Fern, there's a big difference between being slim and being anorexic. When the bones in your arms and legs appear skeletal, and your tendons are straining out of your skin, then you are unhealthy and underweight.

I can't imagine how emaciated Kate looks in real life if the camera is actually adding ten pounds in this photo.

I see Kate's eating disorder is still going strong. And Will married a girl that scarfs and barfs and starves just like dear old mom did.

I don't dislike Will and Kate, but WTF? Are young women in that fambly forbidden to eat? And do you think Will would have married her if she were 30 lbs. heavier? I say "Never." Discuss.

Yall should look up the definition of ghetto booty on urbanddictionary.com and then remove the long poles from your suburban booties and get a sense of humor.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by heathen on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:25pm.
I think high fashion is out of the question for women in public life. Clothing should be appropriate to the occasion, flattering,comfortable, and stylish, in that order.
Some of the outfits worn to the Big Fat Royal Wedding were absolutely appalling-visible panty lines,bare legs,low necklines and those abominable "fascinators" instead of hats in Westminster Abbey? Horrors!

Submitted by bexicle on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:14pm.
THANK YOU!

Cut Katie's hair and she's Posh Becks.

Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:00pm.

IMO, Michelle is hit or miss with her clothes because she seems to insist on wearing what is "in style" instead of what is best for her. With her height & long legs, she really isn't *that* hard to dress, but she is short waisted & has hips (nothing wrong with that, but the poofy skirts aren't the best choice; they are going to make you look wider & the little cardigans just emphasize her short waist). IMO, she looks better with more tailored clothing & straight-line skirts, not the 50s housewife look she's wearing here. Everything that looks great on the hanger doesn't look great on everybody.

But you know what I really hate? I hate the holier than thou fuckheads who think no one is allowed to dare ding Michelle's clothes. Get a grip! She's a public figure & pointing out her fashion missteps isn't fucking treason.

Submitted by bexicle on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:34am.

People hate Camilla because of the sheer audacity of the affair and humilation for Diana.

Diana had affairs as a way of acting up and trying to get Charles to divorce her.

I def think it started after the birth of Wills and that's why we have Harry ;)

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I'm in the minority, but I think the affairs started after Harry. I remember reading in some bio of Diana's that the birth of Harry was a blissful time in her marriage because Charles was actually very attentive and loving to his wife during that time. Maybe he had a lover's quarrel with Camilla during that time or something but Diana said she felt he loved her most then.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:47am.

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:34am.
And the dress is hurting my eyes along with the hot pink bolero ,which is throwing out a 5yr old vibe.

Her outfit alone is probably worth ten times your monthly salary.

If you have one.
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Fuck off bitch. Someone piss in your cheerios this morning? She's not a fuckin' fashion icon ! And for the record, I highly doubt her outfit is more than MY salary. She likes JCrew ... but I would hope she wore something a little high end and upscale to meet the QUEEN. Her outfit is not my taste, but then again - it doesnt seem to be the taste for many on this thread. So go choke.

Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:00pm.
LP:

1. The Queen is the world's hardest-working grandmother, a good diplomat, and a good sport in all senses of the word. I'm not a Royalist, but I respect her.

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Can't stand the Queen. She's a cold bitch who didn't allow her sister or her son to marry for love. Margaret was the true star in that family.