Or is it she’s the modern day La Pequena Marilyn Monroe? I’m not sure. But Entertainment Tonight got a hold of this home movie of the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child cooing out Happy Birthday ala Marilyn Monroe at her niece’s quince party a few years ago. This is the same quince that Arnold and Maria allegedly paid for and attended. Arnold wasn’t around when Mildred pushed this little number out (which sort of looks like she’s farting, queefing and burping at the same time in extra slow motion) or I’m she would’ve wiggled her chichis something extra.
No, seriously, this confirms what we’ve known all along: Mildred Baena is this generation’s Marilyn Monroe! I can’t wait to see Mira Sorvino, Ashley Judd, Michelle Williams, Sunny Thompson, Sophie Monk, Samantha Morton, Poppy Montgomery and Catherine Hicks play her in a movie!