Maria Shriver Pulled The Secret Out Of "Secret Love Child"
Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a secret love child over ten years ago when The Los Angeles Times started poking at his dangling baby batter bags (ugh) and asking all sorts of questions. There's a story going around today that Maria Shriver is the one who planted the seed in The L.A. Times that grew into Arnold's nightmare. TMZ says that when Arnold told Maria that he made a baby with their former maid, the glare of a lightning bolt illuminated her skeletal face, showing the look of malicious revenge in her eyes.
If my husband of a million years fucked a secret baby out of the maid and lied to me about it, I'd pay him back by spray painting the word WHORE all over his car right after I verbally assaulted him at his job. This is what most people would do. But the Kennedys are not most people. They hold press conferences! A source says that Maria wanted to pull the blanket off of Arnold's scandal during a press conference. Maria's people quickly talked her out of that idea and advised her to leak the story to the L.A. Times instead. Arnold apparently knows that it was Maria who threw up the jig.
I have now learned that Maria Shriver is not the one to screw with. Maria will destroy you even if it means a teenager will now be called the Latino Schwarzenegger by his classmates at school. I have also learned that I will do whatever (or whoever) it takes to win one of those golden fist awards.
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why is anyone even discussing this? a rich, connected white man having illegitimate children? NEVER HAPPENS! people need to stop imagining life as a damn disney movie. where do you think many bi-racial roots of this country come from?
Yes A is a nasty fule for doing this and no woman deserves that but this woman called MS is such a fake, I could care less. Thank goodness for A because her house hold staff would never be paid a decent wage if she wrote the checks...
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that kennedy clan are sure a bunch of ugly fucks.
john-john was the only beautiful mutation...which is why he had to DIE !
What have you got against drag queens?!
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The hideous dried-up old hag looks like a giant drag-queen!
Well, imo, the Kennedy women had no choice but to agree to good marriages in which they would be cheated upon, because have you ever seen them?!
UGLY AS SIN!
Maria is like, ugly and pretty at the same time, but there ain't no way Arnold would have even held her hand if she wasn't a Kennedy.
She looks and sounds like a guy, except for that weird wig hair.
As a matter of fact, she looks like Arnold in drag in that pic.
I guess they found much in common, at least initially.
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I don't think Arnold forced herself on the maid whatsoever.
I think she was into it, and was hoping it would lead to a better life for herself.
I think she got pregnant with his child on purpose, and was thinking of that child and her other children's futures.
I blame Arnold totally and completely for this, is there really anyone blaming the maid?
I mean, c'mon, if you knew your life was going to totally suck if something major didn't happen, and you had that HUGE OPPORTUNITY, what would you do?
I'd go for it, if I had kids.
If not, if I really needed the job, I'd just get the money upfront.
If I didn't need the job, I'd quit.
Although look at that maid with the French pervert, she didn't ask him for anything, although I'll bet she'll get plenty.
Good for her.
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I always thought she was pretty, but fuck she looks like a fucking bird in this picture.
Breaky, Maria knew what Schwarzenegger's sexual behavior was like before she married him. She stayed with him for reasons best known to herself. We know people who fuck with Kennedys wind up destroyed,one way or another. Old Joe the bootlegger taught his children by example.
Hotmami, Mr W is convinced that Arnold and Mildred had feelings for each other. Maybe he had several mistresses at once,each one for a different purpose. My evil mind keeps wondering if Maria had a lover as well.
I told you sluts Maria knew. She is a goddamn Kennedy! They ALWAYS know! Watch those children lose their father's last name.
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Submitted by heathen on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:21pm.
I'll jump in re: the maid. I actually find the vitriol against her disturbing, which is why I had to leave this thread & take a break
I do,too. Another thing one mentions is, how do we know this woman didn't have feelings for Ahnold? (Can't see how anyone would, but that's just me) It's certainly not an excuse, but people are putting do crazy things when feelings are involved. Again, not excusing her, just trying to view this from another angle.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:21pm.
I'll jump in re: the maid. I actually find the vitriol against her disturbing, which is why I had to leave this thread & take a break. I'm not excusing her actions (she is an adult & she made her choices) but I think no one is thinking about the power inequality between her & Arnold when they are calling her a whore, etc. Seriously, this is a woman from another country who is working as a maid for a rich & famous movie star who is also the Governor of California. I'm not saying Arnold forced himself on her, but the case could very well be that when he propositioned her, she felt like she couldn't say no. Again, she is an adult, she made her choices, but the power inequality between them should be taken into account when assessing the situation. To me, Arnold (as the one with ALL the power -- as her employer, his money & his status as Governor) is much, much, more responsible for this than she is.
Also, I totally believe she didn't want this news to come out in public like this because of the distress it can (and probably is) causing her son.
I have a hard time believing Maria did not know or suspect long ago this was Arnie's child. The child supposedly resembles him and the first person a horny husband usually fucks is the house help. This ugly maid though is just as guilty. She is nothing but a washed up old whore.
Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:14pm.
ITA.
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That was the last time,
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Hard to say about the maid. Maybe she really cares about him, she does have his child; she's probably been paid off is my best guess. I'm sure neither Arnold or Maria would stand for her interviewing about this. She's probably set for life.
These political marriages are often shams, especially when the parties involved are famous or from famous families. I'm sure Maria knew Arnold had his side dishes, but didn't expect he'd knock up the maid in their own home. That'd piss anyone off, considering he probably had carte blanche to put his peen where he pleased. But he is as stupid as he looks. If he would have kept it out of the home, without the secret babies, it'd be business as usual. It's these mens' egos that are their ultimate downfall. If you're gonna step out, do it away from the home, with agreements in place so your wife doesn't look like a fool because hell hath no fury.
Maria's a Kennedy. This ain't her first time at the rodeo. On that note, I always thought it was the CIA that did JFK in. Now I'm thinking it could have been Jackie O, after that Marilyn Happy Birthday song and being publicly humiliated. Maybe she went gangster and had them both taken out. New conspiracy! ; )
Not to sound like I'm defending the maid, but has she even said anything about this? I know Arnold is probably paying her off, but to a true fameho, the power of tabloid press is stronger than the dollar. I don't think she ever wanted this to get out...maybe her son's conception wasn't ideal, but I don't think she's happy about her kid's face being out in the media.
Thoughts?
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And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
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That was the last time,
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She's the terminator. I always knew Ms. Shriver wasn't to be fu*cked with by those piercing eyes that jaw line and her pedigree.
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bad ass arnold. rich, influential men are supposed to have illegitimate children. there's a fine tradition for it.
Ew...he was dipping both the maid and his wife with no condom - cooties for everyone!!
That's a Brass Ring Award from the Carousel of Hope Gala last year in BH. You can kind of see the ring. (Bet it tickles on the way in but scratches on the way out.)
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Maria Shriver looks like the witch from Army of Darkness
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Sometimes you gotta cut a bitch. Amirite?
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:11pm.
For sure. Don't get me wrong, I don't believe a woman should put up and shut up. But if you know your guy is an asshole, don't be surprised when he behaves like an asshole!
Shriver, you let him off indiscretion after indiscretion. Well for every woman out there who put one over on you, there is another one who your husband felt up who didn't want it, and you enabled it.
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My sympathies lie with her children, not her. Why would she put her children through the pain and embarrassment of leaking this story? And I feel for the maid's son because none of this is his fault but yet he's being dragged into it.
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:05pm.
Karen Walker say Bailey's is good in cereal? Lol.
On topic, I couldn't be a political wife. As soon as I found out about the FIRST affair, I'd go all Elin Woods on a dude. Seriously.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I wonder if having Arnie outed as your Dad improves or diminishes your playground cred?
I pity all the children - those currently known and the future revelations.
As usual, they are the ones who suffer the most.
Grown ups are shits. :(
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I also read somewhere that Ahrnold doesn't like fly women - he prefers the average ones so that he can be the better looking. One of my girlfriends had a husband like that. He was quick to say he preferred ugly women so that all eyes are on him. I still don't know why Teresa didn't slam him in the face with that cast iron pan when he said that. I guess he picked the right one.
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His ass is average looking anyhow so i can totally see why he did it.
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Hotmami, right??? They milk us for sympathy..I have so much sympathy for a genuine wronged woman, but these political shrews who know exactly what is going on and provide a cover for their sexually assaulting husbands? Yeah not so much.
Ditquoi obviously was cussing Maria, not her supporters. Duh.
In other news, I have drunk soo much Baileys tonight (it's 1am here). It's delicious. And boozey.
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Was Maria not thinking about the effect leaking this news would have on the kids? Hers and Mildred's son? What a fucking bitch. You want to get revenge, you get it WITHOUT harming the innocent parties, and that poor boy IS innocent.
This bitch is just like Hillary Clinton...condoning (or at least not leaving) affairs so they can get some political power.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I don't understand why anyone cares about this. It was an affair, happens all the time, he probably has more out of wedlock children. All of the parties involved are boring and irrelevant.
how does the maid wearing maria's clothes become a clue to maria (unless maria was told) and how does what the baby EVENTUALLY looked like become yet another clue? that shit is far fetched and stale.
the maid was butt fucking ugly and seemingly undesirable and that's a major clue suppressor.
people like you who think they know everything get the rudest awakenings when they find out they never knew shit.
kinda like our gal maria.
in one of the previous threads on this topic, it was reported that she was out in public wearing Maria's clothes and jewelry. more than likely, it didn't happen once.
it would be cool with you for your maid to walk around in your clothes and jewelry that she did not ask to borrow? ok.
let's say you have more clothes and jewelry than God and you didn't notice anything missing. usually, people who are so-called obsessed with other people do not act normally. is it farfetched to think that someone capable of taking someone's money while committing the ultimate betrayal for an EXTENDED period of time might have done something slightly suspicious in 10 years? if she's that much of a psycho then I stand corrected, but that's pretty fucking psycho.
you seem to assume the maid being allegedly butt fucking ugly means something to a horndog.
and children look like their parents at the very least by age 1. kid is 14. k?
regardless, the point is I don't know these people from a hole in the ground and I can cite 2 instances where the hair on the back of my neck would be raised, and would have been raised a while ago. if you would overlook those kinds of flags, I guess we're at an impasse. but then again, we're talking about a woman who said, when allegations of sexual impropriety first were being raised against Candidate Sperminator, said "you can talk to some people who met him 20 years ago, or you can talk to me."
TEAM MEATBLOCKS!
Because your avatar is making me hungry, and you be preachin'!
Whatever - fuck them. I couldnt care less that their marriage is ruined. i love it when seemingly perfect people end up just like the rest of us penniless mere mortals. Maria Shriver is a bulldog by the way.
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how does the maid wearing maria's clothes become a clue to maria (unless maria was told) and how does what the baby EVENTUALLY looked like become yet another clue? that shit is far fetched and stale.
the maid was butt fucking ugly and seemingly undesirable and that's a major clue suppressor.
people like you who think they know everything get the rudest awakenings when they find out they never knew shit.
kinda like our gal maria.
*comes out from cave*
this relationship and child happened over ten years ago. why are people insisting maria should have known her husband was bangin the maid now, as if it was recent? did the news say he's been in a 10 year affair? not that i know. this child was born a long time ago and his mom-maid retired years ago.
we don't know what happened. when it began and when it ended. surely wasn't last week that he banged her. it could have been a 2yr affair that ended 8 years ago for all we know! we just know 10+ years ago, a baby was born in some wack ass circumstances.
blaming maria for not knowing her husband was bangin the maid for "ten years" is ridiculous.
and ditquoi, it DID sound like you were calling "team maria" dumb asses in a grammatically incorrect way, cuz i read it the way the other person did too, thinking it was weird and uncalled for. as for people KNOWING their gut feelings, GTFOH! lmao! Bush had a fkn gut feeling going into iraq- where'd that get us?
i had a friend who's "gut feeling" told her her bf was cheating. turns out it was just plain ol' insecurity. don't be so haughty with that GUT FEELING of yours lol. i agree with you to an extent. sometimes that feeling needs facts to base it on.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:04pm.
i agree that by the time the maid tossed her tattered vag in the ring that things had died down a bit in the IN LOVE arena for ahhhnuld and maria. i have seen that in almost all relationships, but i also know that when any of those relationships were "threatened" reality would again get skewered.
if she knew all along and was "good" with it, then there is no victim (other than kids). but i don't think that's the case here. i think every effort was made to deceive maria. and if the deceptions worked, i can't fault her but only the shitbags that fucked with her.
again, it is a given that shitbags fucked with her.
you think it's perfectly possible for a woman to live with a man for 10 years and have him sleep with the maid every day to the point that she got pregnant and you, as a wife, have absolutely no idea?
oh yeah and I forgot about the fact that people saw her in public wearing Maria's clothes and jewelry because the hired whore was "obsessed". clue #1.
and oh yeah I forgot about how they'd joke about the fact that the kid looked like Arnold. maid's husband who does not look like Arnold + maid who does not look like Arnold = child who looks like Arnold? yeah okay!
clue #2.
so again, dear, it is not possible to not know. that uncomfortable laugh when she joked about Arnold's love child looking more like her husband than her own children? that's the gut instinct talking. ignore it or heed it, that's your choice, but for goodness sake, own your decisions.
if you're getting life advice from Cosmo no wonder you think love is blind. ha ha!
and if you're under the delusion that love is blind then SURELY, you can't be under the delusion that marriage is blind. sheesh.
dq has a subscription to cosmo. she is *complete*.
i agree that by the time the maid tossed her tattered vag in the ring that things had died down a bit in the IN LOVE arena for ahhhnuld and maria. i have seen that in almost all relationships, but i also know that when any of those relationships were "threatened" reality would again get skewered.
if she knew all along and was "good" with it, then there is no victim (other than kids). but i don't think that's the case here. i think every effort was made to deceive maria. and if the deceptions worked, i can't fault her but only the shitbags that fucked with her.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:31pm.
rotten egg -THAT made sense, now I see how I could have misunderstood the context. dq was making a new team, not pointing at an existing one.
mea culpa.
O_o oooooookkkkkkkkkkk...well I'm glad you're happy.
i still think love is fucking blind
that's why you get victimized. :D
Nobody fucks over a Kennedy..from Gloria Swanson lips.......I hope she gets a pound of flesh off his dick so he can never fuck anyone ever again...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:43pm.
dq, gut instinct isn't always right. but nevermind that for the moment.
when in love, the gut instinct is so fucking skewered that anyone's a damn fool for insisting normalcy, that's so fucking holier than thou and blind unto itself. no wait, good for you, you're a girl scout eagle-eye with snatch sniffing patches galore when it comes to knowing what your man is up to when he leaves your sight.
we got that. more badges.
so i guess that gives you the right to smugly shit on others for their blind spots. again, yay you. i'm sure tthere's a badge for that too.
gut instinct is always right, dear. always. not your paranoia, not anger or fear...your gut instinct. it's never skewered.
if your gut instinct tells you something that's scary, and you don't want to confront it, so you chalk it up to "you're being paranoid", that's fine. these things certainly happen, and you certainly want to stick around long enough to prove that your gut instinct is right.
honestly, I'm not shitting on the majority of the population that chooses to ignore their gut instincts because that would be everyone.
but this is an extreme situation and a gross display of negligence on the part of the cheated-on spouse.
I know you wouldn't be silly as to suggest that not having some sort of clue about your husband sleeping with the maid in your bed for 10 years and impregnating her is not gross negligence on the part of the wife.
we're not talking about an affair, or multiple affairs outside the home. we're talking about an extreme situation.
people would have a right to question me, you, or anyone else if THAT much fuckery was going on in your home and you had no clue, because that's not how it works!
you always know. sometimes, you just choose to ignore it to suit your ends.
if this happened to you or someone you love, I am sorry. just saying that next time around, be honest with yourself about ignoring the warning signs or do the grown woman thing and, you know, heed them.
mhm. since i'm always the one who disagrees: i felt for tiger woods wife - but somehow this is an other story, maybe just like the beckhams and a little like brangelina, though i can imagine that the kids are the glue there - without each other they're nothing, so they stick together. wouldn't say that there is no love involved - maybe it is, but i can damn well imagine that a lot of marriages just exist because of the advantage both parties draw from it. especially when in the limelight.
in short: i just don't care about all this fuckery as the people fucked are us.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:43pm.
I hear you and I'm not going to judge MS, whether she did know or not. If she knew and wanted that life, fine. If she didn't, that actually awful and you're right - can't hate on a victim. Still, I will say that this affair with the maid didn't start till what, the end of the 90s. I'm inclined to think the gut instinct-skewering romantic love of the early relationship years was probably at that point replaced by the longtime, know-you-like-the-back-of-my-hand instinct-enhancing kind of love of a very long relationship. Personally, I'm inclined to think she knew something was up. Whether she knew the specifics of it or not, who knows.
dq, gut instinct isn't always right. sometimes it just amounts to the runs. but nevermind that for the moment.
when in love, the gut instinct is so fucking skewered that anyone's a damn fool for insisting normalcy, that's so fucking holier than thou and blind unto itself. no wait, good for you, you're a girl scout eagle-eye with snatch sniffing patches galore when it comes to knowing what your man is up to when he leaves your sight.
we got that. more badges.
so i guess that gives you the right to smugly shit on others for their blind spots. again, yay you. i'm sure there's a badge for that too.
Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:24pm.
I've read that Arnie's ego is so big that he avoids very attractive hook-ups and looks for normal-looking women who will be in awe of him.
And congratulations on hooking up with the ninjutsu dude!
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Yeah, I heard that but I don't get it. I mean, if we accept the social dictates of beauty and the prettier the better... then, if an average-looking is an ego boost, wouldn't an attractive woman be even MORE of an ego boost? And don't say that pretty girls wouldn't get themselves in that situation. There are plenty of pretty women with low self-esteems, who would fawn over him. Must be that they just attract too much attention or are or will become too famous. So say the Kooks: "Beauty is a card that must get played by organisatioooon...."
rotten egg -THAT made sense, now I see how I could have misunderstood the context. dq was making a new team, not pointing at an existing one.
mea culpa.
i still think love is fucking blind and those in it see things totally different than those not in that love bubble. i can't hate on a victim.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:35pm.
It's the only thing that's making sense to me at the moment, otherwise I don't know why Arnie pounded that.
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I've read that Arnie's ego is so big that he avoids very attractive hook-ups and looks for normal-looking women who will be in awe of him.
And congratulations on hooking up with the ninjutsu dude!
really, MK? that baby fist is some beginner's stuff. ke$ha was there already in 1999 and even then without no lube.
Submitted by Nastay on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:10pm.
As anyone ever watched "Pumping Iron"?
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Would you believe I had to see this movie in college, for a Women's Studies class, along with another movie about female bodybuilders and some other crazy movies? I guess it was all about social constructs of gender and sexuality but all I could think at the time is, what the hell am I watching? Yeah, well, that was the same class I stood up in front of a room full of feminists and called myself a "girl" and they laughed. I was embarrassed then but in hindsight, I was 17 and screw them all, I WAS a girl. So yes, this tangent just to say I saw the movie. :)