Jesus Died So That Lindsay Lohan Could Slip A Nip In Miami

May 24, 2011 / Posted by:

While a thorny rose crucifix blessed her hand, Lindsay Lohan’s tit ACCIDENTALLYOMGLOLHAOMG jumped out of her bikini top when a wave (that White Oprah paid off) came crashing onto her right in front of the paps. Imagine that! A pap just so happened to be standing on a spot in the sand marked “Stand Here To Get A Picture Of Lindsay Lohan’s Right Nipple” with a donation jar next to it. Crazy!

If you’ve always dreamed of running your retina over a light pink nipple, then (NSFW) click on this. If you’re at work and still want to see it, then just click on this picture of a wet weasel’s nose. It’s the same thing.

Poor LiLo. Her privacy is disintegrating faster than her hairline. And LiLo cried about the end of her privacy on Twitter before she showed us a glimpse of the future:

Cant i just be with my sister @ a pool and have our salad!!!!! grrrrr met the sweetest girl whos 17 and has a child, she named her daughter Lindsay after me and it was an amazing feeling – g-d bless ariona marie valles.

Nothing sets the bar low and puts potent shots of bad decisions on it like naming your daughter after Lindsay Lohan.

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