Posh Honors Simon Fuller, Almost Breaks A Smile While Doing So

May 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Being knocked up is really taking Posh Beckham on an emotional ride to foreign places she hardly visits, like external happiness. Posh served her signature plate of bitchface with a side of half-smile at the Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony for Simon Fuller, the creator of American Idol and the manager of the Spice Girls, in L.A. today. Posh has a reputation as a stone cold disciple of aloofness to uphold, so I’m just going to assume her baby’s fart bubbles floated up to her mouth muscles and pushed them up a bit. It wasn’t intentional!

Or maybe she slightly broke character when she got her daily dose of protein by nibbling on the photographer’s soul through his lens. It’s so much better to nibble on souls than to nibble on food with your mouth. Mouths are for letting out a sigh when your stupid ass assistant brings you the wrong pair of beige 10″ platform stilts! They aren’t for eating!

Here’s more of the Dark Crystal refugee with her son Brooklyn, Simon Fuller, Randy Jackson, JLo and Skeletor at that shit today.

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