Lindsay Lohan Wants To Star In The Remake Of Carrie
Judging by the picture above, the only role Lindsay Lohan can pull off in the remake of a Stephen King movie is the Gypsy father in Thinner, but that's not what she thinks. That's also not what Stephen King thinks either. Stephen made a bad decision when he said (or joked) that the idea of Lindsay Lohan as Carrie is making him go hmmmmm. Entertainment Weekly asked Stephen about MGM's plans for a Carrie remake and he said this:
“I’ve heard rumblings about a Carrie remake, as I have about The Stand and It. Who knows if it will happen? The real question is why, when the original was so good? I mean, not Casablanca, or anything, but a really good horror-suspense film, much better than the book. Piper Laurie really got her teeth into the bad-mom thing. Although Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White… hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast. I guess I could get behind it if they turned the project over to one of the Davids: Lynch or Cronenberg.”
Since White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan dress up as Carrie every Friday night to pour a bucket of pig's blood (aka Bloody Marys) into their mouth holes, she thinks she's perfect for this. A source tells TMZ that LiLo is "stoked" and used the word "epic" to describe the possibility of working with Stephen King.
Both Lindsay Lohan and Stephen King are forgetting one little important piece of information: CARRIE IS IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! If in the remake, Carrie has that Benjamin Button's shit, then Lindsay Lohan would be perfect. She would also be perfect if MGM plans to meld Carrie with Strangers with Candy. Strangers with Carrie, now that's some shit I want to see.
Here's LiLo working her natural beauty in a photo shoot in Miami and later sunning her natural beauty by the pool.
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Um, that 10th thumb--- and while you're down there...
1) I'm calling a moratorium on anybody who isn't discussing "The Iliad" or "The Odyssey" on using the word "epic". It's worse than "awesome".
If everything is "epic", then NOTHING is epic.
2)Stoney, every time you get an urge to smoke, check out thumbs 6-8.
3) Nice banged up knees in thumb 7.
4) As long as I'm calling moratoriums, how about one on movie remakes?
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God, I hate Stephen King.
If that was a photo shoot why didn't they fix her hair?
*chanting as always*
The only thing this whore should be starring in is Faces Of Death. I'd pay to see that.
Less smoking, more leg lifts.
Nah, 's hopeless.
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She should really be aiming for Mama White. She's got the haggard and crazy part down. Sadly, Lilo as Carrie still wouldn't be the worst King casting ever - that title will forever and always belong to Molly Ringwald as Frannie Goldsmith. Who was also about 8 years too old for the role. Reading The Stand now, and I'm surprised at how much I *don't* want to choke Fran.
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O. EM. GEE. THIS BITCH!
Her damn nipple is poking through the lace in that dress! WTF?!? But she won't pose in Playboy. Jeesh! *eyerollsrightouttamyhead*
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I wish I had seen "Carrie: the Musical" on Broadway. Betty Buckley (who graduated from the role of high school gym teacher in the film to Mother on Broadway) said in an interview that it opened on a Friday, closed on a Sunday, and if you were there it's like a bit of Broadway history, like being there when the Hindenburg landed.
That hair color is horrendous on her.
hahahahaha I loved Strangers With Candy and this is totally some Jerry Blank Buttons shit.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
That movie was a classic. Should.not.remake.!
"as am I..."
I take it she's no longer on house arrest?
OMG this bitch looks old!
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Carrie is one of my all time favorite movies.
I later read the book and it scared the shit out of me. 10x scarier than the movie.
If anyone saw TMZ this morning, Blohan is already flashing her dirty pillows in public. Such a method actress.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Lilo could do a fairly passable Pennywise, no makeup needed at this point.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
I just want to douse her in pig's blood.
I was hoping he meant interesting as in "well THAT's an idea...since remakes are crap anyway" haha
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
I remember reading the review of "Carrie" in Newsweek or Time, and the critic said Sissy Spacek was so phenomenal because she was so empathetic. Any other young actress and you would want to slap her and throw tampons from your seat. This is nonsense, and Piper Laurie was brilliant as well, as was the direction and music. Some scenes hokey, some classic.
I hate this asshole.
And why would King re-do three of his classic movies? WHY?
That would be like remaking "Misery" without Kathy Bates.
"We're all going to laugh at you!"
No.