Lindsay Lohan Wants To Star In The Remake Of Carrie

May 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Judging by the picture above, the only role Lindsay Lohan can pull off in the remake of a Stephen King movie is the Gypsy father in Thinner, but that’s not what she thinks. That’s also not what Stephen King thinks either. Stephen made a bad decision when he said (or joked) that the idea of Lindsay Lohan as Carrie is making him go hmmmmm. Entertainment Weekly asked Stephen about MGM’s plans for a Carrie remake and he said this:

“I’ve heard rumblings about a Carrie remake, as I have about The Stand and It. Who knows if it will happen? The real question is why, when the original was so good? I mean, not Casablanca, or anything, but a really good horror-suspense film, much better than the book. Piper Laurie really got her teeth into the bad-mom thing. Although Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White… hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast. I guess I could get behind it if they turned the project over to one of the Davids: Lynch or Cronenberg.”

Since White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan dress up as Carrie every Friday night to pour a bucket of pig’s blood (aka Bloody Marys) into their mouth holes, she thinks she’s perfect for this. A source tells TMZ that LiLo is “stoked” and used the word “epic” to describe the possibility of working with Stephen King.

Both Lindsay Lohan and Stephen King are forgetting one little important piece of information: CARRIE IS IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! If in the remake, Carrie has that Benjamin Button’s shit, then Lindsay Lohan would be perfect. She would also be perfect if MGM plans to meld Carrie with Strangers with Candy. Strangers with Carrie, now that’s some shit I want to see.

Here’s LiLo working her natural beauty in a photo shoot in Miami and later sunning her natural beauty by the pool.

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