Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Everybody's Secret Father
Because Dr. Quinn, medicine woman, knows all, Jane Seymour was one of the first to say The Sperminator spawned at least two more secret love children and she wouldn't be surprised if there's more out there (cue up The X-Files theme). According to biographer Ian Halperin, there are more mini Ahnolds in the world who can bench press 100lbs with their eyeballs and rip a onesie just by flexing their baby biceps. Basically, when Arnold wasn't groping on anything with lady nipples, he was spraying his load everywhere.
Ian tells the Daily Mail that he has spoken to six women who claim that Mildred Baena isn't the only side piece whose eggs got turned into Schwarzeneggs (sorry for that). Ian goes on to explain, "You’re going to see a plethora of other women come out of the woodwork."
The Daily Mail piece also claims that Arnold never gets down with "gorgeous women" because he doesn't want to be upstaged by their beauty and needs his women to worship him. Arnold has forever been Austria's biggest man whore and he sees most women as objects who are only here to give his ego an erection.
What I'm learning about all of this is that if reincarnation exists, Arnold will definitely be reincarnated into a male seahorse in an ocean of female seahorses. Arnold will become the Michelle Duggar of male seahorses. I'm also learning that this is turning out to be exactly like the Tiger Woods saga. But instead of cocktail waitresses selling their gross stories to The National Enquirer, we're about to get a dozen "Yup, I'm Arnie's secret love child too!" covers of American Baby Magazine.
If the #1 item on Arnie's cum bucket list is to go into the Guinness Book of World Records as the slut who has heard Maury say the words "You ARE the father!!!" the most times, then bitch is well on his way to achieving that goal.
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Arnold is a ma Fatha! my Motha says to me.
Pappa, you missed my allowance payments.
I would still fuck him. He was the Terminator!
Mmm...Terminator sex....show some respect.
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 5:36pm.
Hey, once Maria and his babies Mamas take him to the cleaners ARNOLD could open up his own fertility clinic...'Schwarzepreggers'...
Bwahahaha! I love it.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:46pm.
Sadly, I do in fact know that already (I always giggle like a 6 yr old when I see pics of the Statue of David---it's just so puny---I really hope that dude was a grower).
But you meet a big guy, and you figure. . . hey, everything should be proportional, right? WRONG!
I just can't get into this one. People are shocked that a meathead who became an actor who became a politician is a womanizer?
Really?
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Following Hollywood men who are, and were said to be baby daddies:
Charlie Sheen
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Errol Flynn
Clark Gable
And from what i understand there's more!
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No one lives forever
Jerry Brown is running things in Cali now...enuf of this nonsense...I never voted for the piece of shit...he wore off on me when he did the man who was preggers movie...o.k., if I don't stop commenting on this peice of shit I will never get my blood pressure down.
arrogant, disgusting pricks...give all men a bad name..and of course I am talking about that monster DSK and this piece of shit...I mean both of them and their complete lack of sense astounds me...I know Ahnold thought if I just bang with latina immigrant...who worships me...she will never talk, it will never come to light...and DSK probably thought the same after all women are not even in the same class as animals to them..women are lower than animals to them...my depths of loathing for these shit heads are so fucking intense...it is amazing I still kind of like men...and that is except for kewl ones like MK, shit the list keeps growing smaller and smaller (like Ahnolds penis more than likely)...I am sorry to vent but damn if you can't get your shit out here were can you (with 140 characters and more!)...I just read the time article on the shit heads of the week Shitiamaslutger, and DamnSucksKeepingmydickinmypantsletmegorapeamaid...sorry to rant but these women now need to run some shit since men are determined to let there dicks run everything and slip into everything...thanks for letting me rant slutz...I am just so fucking pissed at these assholes...will this shit ever end???
I kinda like it when celebs snitch on each other.
Established, genuinely talented celebs that is - not some reality show hick with a big gob and the intellectual capacity of a prize winning turnip.
Their bitchiness is par for the course - fodder for the tabs to extend their temporal relevancy.
I imagine it's viewed as a form of traitorship in Hollywood circles to break rank and blab about secret babies to the press.
Well done, Jane!
Hey, once Maria and his babies Mamas take him to the cleaners ARNOLD could open up his own fertility clinic...'Schwarzepreggers'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Arrogant is the new stupid...I mean, this man is beyond Blohan "the black kid did it" arrogant. He just never thought he'd get caught...reason #971 he chose to bang ugly chicks...
And you know this mess is gonna net Maria Shriver her own show on OWN a la Sarah Ferguson...all boo-hoo, poor little rich girl crap no matter how much Oprah blubber covers it. I have no sympathy for her...lie down with a dog, you gonna get fleas. You an itchy bitch now, Maria, aint'cha?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is bad. This is really bad.
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No one lives forever
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I took some kids to see "Jingle All the Way." It was a long time ago, because Phil Hartman was still alive and Sinbad still had a career. It was also execrable--even the kids were bored.
They're saying is kid may be in the cast of Jersey Shore next year.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:51pm.
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Thank you!! I'm here Googling my arse off--- who was the cute girl in that Schwarzenegger movie with the kids, etc. Make no wonder I didn't get any results. :)
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Well, according to my research on youtube, I managed to find some valuable information about her. I cannot verify whether said info is completely accurate or not but apparently this is what became of Ms. Sarah Rose Karr:
"Beethoven raped her and she could never act again after that." source: dburford910, Youtube user.
Hopefully the good folks in California will not re-elect this bumbling manwhore.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:50am.
This picture is killin' me. *plays banjo*
OMG and to think I had a retarded crush on Arnie when I was 16
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Fraggle, you're not alone ** hangs head in shame **
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
They probably do and just don't care and are glad they don't have to spread for the dipshit they married. The women who *DO* give a fuck find out pretty quickly and nip that shit in the bud (*points at self*). Biggest clue was him passwording his blackberry so I couldn't access his shit.
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I just found out that mine did, just shy of six years together. He claimed he was working late and was going out with friends. I knew he was having rough times with family, so I let it go as blowing off steam. I got suspicious and he would deny up and down, that no way he's not cheating. But a strange number would call all the time. He said it was business. and I kept the number and was going to call and he said it's business. We'll both look foolish, don't do it for your sake. I felt he was a master manipulator and I was just dumb. He'd turn his phone off. He said becasue i was obsessed with it. I was only because of this number that kept calling. Finally I found somehting in his car, called the woman. She said yes she's dating him. I got together with her and found out everything. She said he treated her terribly, not a real bf at all. She had to pay for him and he would not go with her unless she picked him up from work. I asked her why would keep seeing him when you could not come over or get ahold of him cuz he would turn of his phone. she just shrugged her shoulders and said, "He told me I couldn't come over because he had brought too many women to his place and not special enough for her." "and you believed that? That is sure giveaway that he has a wife at home." I called him while I was there and at first he was upset that I had gone in his car, but when he realized where I was he was all "let me explain, please, please...." I said fine. but I brought the girl to our home so that he could not deny what he had been doing. He ignored her, did not even look at her, and I told him he was garbage for doing this. 6 months. Treating me like I did not matter. I left him, and he's been all tears and "it will never happen again. Please forgive me..., et ceterea." But I am having trouble forgiving him. I now have all his passwords for everything, and he doesn't go anywhere without me. Only to work, but I don't even trust him at lunch time alone....
The most shocking part about this news is that he has apparently has a lot of working swimmers, despite his roid use!
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Uhm...anyone on the planet knows that they could have guessed this story...
Ian Halperin is a hack and I was just a little sick into my mouth you gave him publicity! It doesnt take too much digging to find out the deal with this guy. Celebitchy is a good place to start but should be ,by no means, the end of the search (Rolling Stone did a rather good disclaimer too!)
He slept with women who he trusted wouldn't make fun of his small pee-pee.
I don't get why some people are surprised he got with mediocre-looking side pieces. First of all, not everyone goes for the Hollywood look. Secondly, from what I've seen with some guys, a fuck is a fuck. If a chic is throwing herself at them, they're probably going for it. As a chic, I'll even admit that when I was in my no strings attached phase, he wasn't remotely my physical type but we had our fun.
lisa_lisa_lisa on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:40pm.
But they BOTH had teeny peenies. And I mean, EXTRA-TINY! You know when it's too small for you to even get on top? Yeah.
I hate to break this to ya, snookums...but, a lot of men have 3-inch peens. Google the statue of David. lol! It's not unheard of and really it's not a big deal if you have the right toys/tools. ;)
I do believe that steroids shrink a guy's dick.
I've dated (read: fucked) two bodybuilders, one black and one white (I'm black, in case anyone was curious). The black guy admitted to me that he took steroids; it never came up with the white guy.
But they BOTH had teeny peenies. And I mean, EXTRA-TINY! You know when it's too small for you to even get on top? Yeah.
chasing windmills on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:20pm.
You think Arnie would have learned the golden rule of his status.
Never have an affair with someone who doesn't have more to lose than you do.
Penis doesn't think much outside the box-[er shorts].
Slimy man. I saw him in action when Maria was pregnant with second child. He was a dirt bag out of the gate. I wonder if he also hit on his co-star from this movie? She was rising golden girl and then dropped into obscurity.
Ugh. What is it with men cheating on women when they are pregnant? Scott Peterson ring a bell? *shiver*
Men that are serial cheaters NEVER change their stripes (same goes for women). Any woman/man fool enough to think a person will suddenly and miraculously find Jesus and determinedly decide to keep their genitals off of plentyoffish is a damned fool. People do fuck up and make mistakes and regret it and everyone deserves a chance to be forgiven at least once but when the bad behavior is TERMINALLY stupid and perpetual on the level of giving you a life-threatening damned STD then that shit needs to END. Stat.
I'll go Lorena Bobbit if my husband ever cheats again. That's a damned promise.
Maria's not all that attractive or exceptionally smart--a long time ago, she had a "career" handed to her because she's a Kennedy. Looks-wise, she's been in Eunice territory for years now.
Agree with those who believe she's known for a long time. Boo-fucking-hoo with Oprah and the rest of the old hens all you want, you're not fooling anyone, you scarecrow fraud.
That said, Arnie's a disgusting pig.
I don't feel a shred of sympathy for either of them.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 1:11pm.
Honestly, I think Arnie went for women who didn't expect anything from him and sucked his dick like a Hoover just for the experience. Cheating on a high-riding bitch with other high-riding bitches isn't exactly conducive to keeping-up-appearances. Hilariously, the low self-esteemed women who took his low-brow, Denny's breakfast grand-slam fuckery are getting the last laugh.
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You think Arnie would have learned the golden rule of his status.
Never have an affair with someone who doesn't have more to lose than you do.
Slimy man. I saw him in action when Maria was pregnant with second child. He was a dirt bag out of the gate. I wonder if he also hit on his co-star from this movie? She was rising golden girl and then dropped into obscurity.
chasing windmills on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:51pm.
You know why Arnold's side pieces are ugly trolls? Because all those steroids left him a grotesquely small package. You know what I mean.
Besides his wife wouldn't dare show it to anyone with a status higher than paid employees.
Wow. I think you might have something there. Although, I don't think that taking 'roids' makes your penis smaller (hell, it makes a woman's clit BIGGER), but, 'roids' DO make a man's scrotum shrinky-dink (because the body doesn't need to produce testosterone on its own any longer). Now, would having squirrel-nuts be enough to lower the self-esteem of Arnie? Nah.
Honestly, I think Arnie went for women who didn't expect anything from him and sucked his dick like a Hoover just for the experience. Cheating on a high-riding bitch with other high-riding bitches isn't exactly conducive to keeping-up-appearances. Hilariously, the low self-esteemed women who took his low-brow, Denny's breakfast grand-slam fuckery are getting the last laugh.
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:51pm.
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Thank you!! I'm here Googling my arse off--- who was the cute girl in that Schwarzenegger movie with the kids, etc. Make no wonder I didn't get any results. :)
ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:34pm.
He's my dad too!
LOL! Even his Olympic sperm has muscles (who have muscles who have muscles on top of muscles and so on...).
The thought of us all being remotely related to Sperminator is definitely a rubix Rorschach mind bender.
I don't know why people are so stupid, maybe his side pieces aren't babes by everyone's standards, but different strokes for different folks. Some of my family's from the same part of the world as him and my father couldn't stop telling me as a teenage girl (tall and thin) that i needed to eat to find a boyfriend (husband, whatever, it's the fucking old country.) He felt sorry for his tall, skinny daughter. Some men and some cultures like 'um meaty and Maria, smart as she is, isn't a beauty either, fat or thin. The problem isn't what the women look like folks.
One sharpie-eyebrowed abuelita after another, that's my prediction! Arnie is truly Dlisted's new hero & Icon!
You know why Arnold's side pieces are ugly trolls? Because all those steroids left him a grotesquely small package. You know what I mean.
Besides his wife wouldn't dare show it to anyone with a status higher than paid employees.
Submitted by ripvannikki on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:16pm.
I'm more interested to know what happened to the little girl in the pic with the attitude.
OH NO YOU DIT-ENT!!
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for some reason i always assumed that was a teeny tiny thora birch. a quick glance at imdb tells me i am wrong
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I think that is Sarah Rose Karr http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2049412608/nm0440082
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:12pm.
I just want to say that I have so much more respect for Arnold now. Yes! I do! Fuck Tiger and J.James! Real men fuck real women! FAT AND UGLY PEOPLE UNITE
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*lol* Thank you, that made my day - and yes, somehow you're right, let me think about this a day or two and I'll join you.
Governor Ahnold Schwarzenegg-inator!
That's my dad too!
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
There goes the Governator's other kid
TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA!....
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:16pm.
I'm more interested to know what happened to the little girl in the pic with the attitude.
OH NO YOU DIT-ENT!!
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for some reason i always assumed that was a teeny tiny thora birch. a quick glance at imdb tells me i am wrong
Submitted by Defined1 on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:25pm.
You are a bit naive when it comes to Shriver. Shriver knew what kind of a man he was BEFORE she married him. Women do not change men like that, and an intelligent woman from a family of known cheaters like hers, knows things. She knew, she sold the idea that all the accusations about him around the time he was running for governor were bogus. She had as much of an agenda as he did. Don't think she didn't. Notice how this all has come to a head AFTER he is out of office? She probably did her share of pay outs to whores of his herself. She had to keep that "Stand by your man, Catholic marriage" b.s in tact for as long as she could.
Maria is a Kennedy. They are NOT dumb to the sordidness of the men they are with. They are just ambitious, fakes, who want to sell the American public a picture in order to get what they want. Maria liked the idea of being First Lady of California, as she knew that would be her only chance at being a First Lady. She wasn't going to blow the whistle on him. No sir, not her.
He's my dad too!
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THIS is a Maury show I'd love to see!
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So what is Jane Seymour trying to say? Is Arnie the father of a couple of her kids?
I don't know if Maria knew about all of this. Regular folks hide sexuality, secret families and financial status from partners all the time. It's not much of a stretch to believe the Governor of California and a man with his amount of money could hide a few kids and whores here and there. Either way, he's an idiot with an over-active libido and embarrassment to his kids. He was stupid to think that this wouldn't come out.
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It's not that serious.
." Schwarzenegger later noted that once outside the gym, he forgets about bodybuilding: "I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good fuck, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care."
Wow just wow, he's disgusting...
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Just today I was thinking about how many real life cases of this I know of personally. There are a couple, actually. And a whole bunch where the paternity is shady.
Maria probably thought her husband would never stoop to shtup such a frumpy looking ho when he had a bonafide Kennedy filly. HA!
yep Angel - I am "saintly" in that way.....Truly though - I am in a foul mood today...dealing with the aftermath of several Scorpion Bowls and Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Hell hath no wrath like a woman with a hangover....good thing there are no
"Precious Moments" figurines in my proximity!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
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Submitted by Jeepster on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 12:14pm.
The wives KNOW. John Edwards wife knew - I give her a pass cause shes' dead and cannot defend her actions.
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Damn. I meant to add that Joyce Frankentitties-burg is also a desperate cow who let her udders sag for Wedding Crashers in yet another hungry tiger strike for sexual attention, like the used and abused daddy-fucked crazy piece of shit whore that she be. Just cause she's tall and thin and British doesn't mean that she's not garbage, because she is. Trust. Kellie Martin would stab her to death on her doorstep with the apple-paring knife she keeps in her car if she could!