Are These Two Going To Make A Habit Out Of This?

May 23, 2011 / Posted by:

All the goo goo ga ga-ing gossip amongst Beliebers around the diaper genie this morning was about Bieber Degeneres kissing on Selena de Rossi right after he beat out Kanye West for the most talented singing infant award at last night’s BMAs. This is not the first time that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez touched mouths in front of a camera! And this time they did it in front of his mother while Selena wore a low-budget version of Demi Moore’s ho dress from Indecent Proposal! Maybe I grew up in a prude bubble, but when I was 17 I barely touched my boyfriend’s hand in front of my mom. This is not how your mother is supposed to find out that your raging hormones have officially taken over.

She’s supposed to find out when she walks by his bedroom door and hears the frightening sounds of slurping and the murmurs of such sweet nothings like, “No, I think it goes in that one.” Then she’s supposed to run to her bathroom and collapse in tears on her shaggy bath mat over realizing that the innocent baby who came out of her vagina is now cumming in his girlfriend’s vaginaaaaaaah! After the rage burns off her tears, she grabs a bottle of Windex, picks the lock on her son’s bedroom door with a wire hanger and sprays both of them while covering her eyes and screaming about how she doesn’t want to be a young grandma! As his little girlfriend runs out of the house half-nekkid, mom lets him know that they aren’t allowed to see each other again or she’ll delete his Black Ops game and he’ll have to start all over again.

That’s how it’s supposed to go. How dare Justin Bieber rob his mother of such an important moment!

Besides Justin’s mom, here’s who witnessed young gross love in action last night: Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, Ke$ha, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!, Joe Jonas, Pedolena Gomez and Bieber with a golden dildo.

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