Afternoon Crumbs
“They’re real and they’re spectacular,” said Christina Hendricks – The Superficial
Do Janet Jackson and Ginnifer Goodwin go to the same barber who is mostly known for cutting the feathers of cockatoos? – Lainey Gossip
The Beast obviously doesn’t come equipped with OnStar or a AAA card – Towleroad
The Swedish Shauna Sand is demonstrating with her tits how Earth is getting closer to Mars. She’s really into planets and shit. – Hollywood Tuna
From young bitch to old bitch in 40 seconds – The Berry
That Rock of Ages movie already looks awful (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
David Schwimmer is a dad – Just Jared
Oscar De La Hoya goes to rehab – ICYDK
Kiki Dunst wins Best Actress at Cannes for those WTF side-eyes she threw at Lars Von Trier – Celebitchy
Thud Butt from Hook is looking for love on PlentyOfFish – The Daily What
I can pretty much see her Uma in that dress – Popoholic
Leonardo DiCaprio to Blake Lively: “So are you taking me to see your portfolio, because I’m going to need to verify your supermodel credentials before we go any further…” – Popsugar
Gwen Stefani is living the life – Hollywood Rag
R.I.P. United States of Tara – SOW
Why do most rides end in a pussy getting shafted? – Cityrag
Lisa Lampanelli is awesome. That is all. – OMG Blog
Nothing like a little side boob to make a ho forget you were once in the worst seasons of The Real World – Celebslam
The world has been saved from GOOP’s album for now – I’m Not Obsessed