Afternoon Crumbs

May 23, 2011 / Posted by:

They’re real and they’re spectacular,” said Christina Hendricks The Superficial

Do Janet Jackson and Ginnifer Goodwin go to the same barber who is mostly known for cutting the feathers of cockatoos? – Lainey Gossip

The Beast obviously doesn’t come equipped with OnStar or a AAA card – Towleroad

The Swedish Shauna Sand is demonstrating with her tits how Earth is getting closer to Mars. She’s really into planets and shit. – Hollywood Tuna

From young bitch to old bitch in 40 seconds – The Berry

That Rock of Ages movie already looks awful (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

David Schwimmer is a dad – Just Jared

Oscar De La Hoya goes to rehab – ICYDK

Kiki Dunst wins Best Actress at Cannes for those WTF side-eyes she threw at Lars Von TrierCelebitchy

Thud Butt from Hook is looking for love on PlentyOfFish – The Daily What

I can pretty much see her Uma in that dress – Popoholic

Leonardo DiCaprio to Blake Lively: “So are you taking me to see your portfolio, because I’m going to need to verify your supermodel credentials before we go any further…” – Popsugar

Gwen Stefani is living the life – Hollywood Rag

R.I.P. United States of TaraSOW

Why do most rides end in a pussy getting shafted? – Cityrag

Lisa Lampanelli is awesome. That is all. – OMG Blog

Nothing like a little side boob to make a ho forget you were once in the worst seasons of The Real WorldCelebslam

The world has been saved from GOOP’s album for now – I’m Not Obsessed

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