Tom Brady Goes WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Don't think that when Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen go down to Mexico for a hot vacation, they spend most of their time slapping each other's nalgas and biting at each other's nips in the jacuzzi. Nope. The real action is on the slide! Just look at our brave, big boy go down the slide all by himself! If you're on the west coast, your ears probably twitched from his squeals and you figured either a John Travolta was getting stuffed or a Kardashian was releasing herself from her Spanx cocoon. (It sounded like this).
And when Tom Brady landed in the pool, he got all confused and scared, and started flopping around like a drowning puppy. Gis let out a sigh, rolled her eyes, waded over to him, pulled him up by his Dutch Boy bob, blew the water out of his eyes and then put on his water wings with her other hand. After she dropped him back into the water, she felt a warmness cover her leg just as Tom started to giggle. You know what that means. No flan for dessert for Tom!
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Giselle needs to gain some weight. She's getting that emaciated look around her abs and she has no waist to hip definition. She looks like a 12 year old boy.
ok, is it just me or does the main pic look like a still from an ace ventura movie??
More proof American football players are a bunch of pansies.
Total disconnect from the ALPHA MALE LEADER OF MEN that he is in his day job.Guys who risk direct career threatening hits from angry NFL defenses are not pansies.
Guys won't admit it, but water slides don't stop being fun just because you stop being a kid!
Submitted by Whatever on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:50pm.
I don't live in Boston. I do know that fatty fatty two by four rex ryan is mad jealous of the Patriots and their 3 superbowl rings. He will never will shit until he gets over his obsession.
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I just don't get why his YouTube videos with his wife didn't get more press.
Was it because it was his wife?
Or because he is a good coach?
He makes my skin crawl.
I mean, there's a video on the internet of his wife using her feet to make a black guy come off, with somebody filming!
Is that nothing?
What is something?
I don't know anymore.
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GERONIMO!
I don't live in Boston. I do know that fatty fatty two by four rex ryan is mad jealous of the Patriots and their 3 superbowl rings. He will never will shit until he gets over his obsession.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:39pm.
Yeah, there's the single-digit IQ for you... I'm sure the geniuses around here feel way smart when they suffer to pay the bills by the end of the month
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Of course, because being a millionaire OBVIOUSLY equals being intelligent. You're so right!
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LOL!!! I love you, FC!!
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:12pm
Peace, Pee-Love.
My bad, I forgot about the whole Boston inbred thing
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Peace, Cent. I got all carried away.
Pee-Love
P.S. I am a Bostonian but I do not engage in nor do I condone inbreeding--the very thought gives me the vapors.
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Lol...well, I was just joking.
I hate the Jets.
Pat's all the way....I'd rather put up with girly-man hair than dirty feet.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:12pm
Peace, Pee-Love.
My bad, I forgot about the whole Boston inbred thing
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Peace, Cent. I got all carried away.
Pee-Love
P.S. I am a Bostonian but I do not engage in nor do I condone inbreeding--the very thought gives me the vapors.
Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:12pm.
Her chest looks awfully red. It can't be sunburn though because she only goes out in the sun before 10 a.m. or after 4 pm. Right, Gis?
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Maybe motorboating is Tom's second favourite water sport. :)
They went down the water slides without the kids? Gisele seems like the type who would be jealous of anyone and anything that Tom paid more attention to.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:50pm.
It's just creepy to see the kind of hold Gisele has on him.
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As fellow Pats fans, I guess we must agree to disagree, Centaurious.
What "hold" does she have on him--where does that even come from? Looks like they're happy and enjoying each other to me. No deeper or more meaningful than that--this "creepy" stuff and the alleged "hold" she has on him is pure, media-fabricated, bullshit.
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Peace, Pee-Love.
My bad, I forgot about the whole Boston inbred thing.
Rex Ryan and the Jets rule!
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GERONIMO!
Her chest looks awfully red. It can't be sunburn though because she only goes out in the sun before 10 a.m. or after 4 pm. Right, Gis?
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:59pm.
The cracked skulls suggest people haven't changed much in 3211 years. That whole website is fascinating. I loved the bit on Blackbeard's anchor.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:50pm.
It's just creepy to see the kind of hold Gisele has on him.
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As fellow Pats fans, I guess we must agree to disagree, Centaurious.
What "hold" does she have on him--where does that even come from? Looks like they're happy and enjoying each other to me. No deeper or more meaningful than that--this "creepy" stuff and the alleged "hold" she has on him is pure, media-fabricated bullshit.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:09pm.
Early Bronze Age battle site found on German river bank
May, 22 2011
"The archaeologists found no pottery, ornaments or paved surfaces which might be suggestive of formal graves or burial rituals. "
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This also means no signs of settlement which suggests they were most probably disputing territory rather than invading a neighbouring village/town.
I watch Time Team. :D
Submitted by Puppy Love on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:10pm
I can't believe the Pat's fans put up with this.
It must be killing them. It's killing me.
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Put up with what, exactly? Having one of the best QBs ever to play the game lead your team to three Super Bowl rings? Don't worry about us poor little Pats fans--we're more than fucking thrilled to have Tom Brady.
He can coast down water slides with goofy looks on his face all the livelong fucking day for all we care.
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I'm a Pat's fan and I put up with it!
It's just creepy to see the kind of hold Gisele has on him.
Although it is Gisele.
I understand him fucking her.
It's not like, "How the hell could Arnie have fucked that maid?"
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:10pm
I can't believe the Pat's fans put up with this.
It must be killing them. It's killing me.
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Put up with what, exactly? Having one of the best QBs ever to play the game lead your team to three Super Bowl rings? Don't worry about us poor little Pats fans--we're more than fucking thrilled to have Tom Brady.
Yes, it's KILLING ME that TB has a supermodel wife with whom he appears to enjoy spending time! OUCH! Poor Tom; poor us!
He can coast down water slides with goofy looks on his face all the livelong fucking day for all we care.
WhiskeyTango: Here ya go. One cool CSI deet is the fact the brainiacs knew the soldiers had died suddenly in battle because their bones had never healed, as they would if the injured had kept living.
http://www.archaeologydaily.com/news/201105226630/Early-Bronze-Age-battl...
Hot couple. I know. I want to hate. But good for them.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:06pm.
That's true (about the French-English royals, not the wedgie). I heard some cool news today about a new archeological find along the banks of a German river: a mass grave of soldiers killed in battle in 1200 BC (all with gross skull fractures, embedded arrowheads, and stuff). I'll post a link if I see it online.
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cool....please do! I wonder if the royals figured out that all that sibling and cousin-marryin' foolery was causing all those problems. I remember learning about the "Hapsburg Lip" in high school bio when we did the unit on genetics...poor King Charles never had a chance.
Or maybe they did know about the problems that can result from inbreeding, but figured it was better to forge alliances with other royal families and take their chances.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Lookey...it's Gis's bitch.
"as am I..."
I can't believe the Pat's fans put up with this.
It must be killing them. It's killing me.
Tom had better produce until he retires, or else have Gisele walk him to his car every night after games.
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GERONIMO!
Gaaay
His hair is so fucking hideous.
I picture some sort of regression flip-flop issue going on in that family, ie, the baby working on his PhD, and Tom valiantly working on his toilet training.
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GERONIMO!
Someone explain to me how a horse-face is the highest paid supermodel.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:04pm.
Nice to see you as well... : )
I've noticed you'd polished your horns recently.
They look fabulous!
Submitted by Starr07 on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:10pm
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I would tend to agree with the Samson analogy (see my post below) but are we sure he wasn't a babbling idiot when he had a crew cut?
He's got one of those prominent eyebrow-ridges which makes him look like he may communicate by grunting and drawing stick figures on the fridge.
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Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:04pm.
He looks like AS being flushed down the toilet..
Perhaps I take man-whore-hating too hard-core, but I'm still trying to come up with a name that incorporates "Schwarzenegger" and "woods"...so far I've only come up with "Schwoody" which is kind of cute and thusly pisses me off royally that I can't generate a rude, crude and lude name for those douchebags.
*pouts*
Well, this is some Samson and Delilah crap happening in reverse here. The longer his hair gets, the weaker and dumber he gets, succumbing more and more each day to the power of the She-Man. As evidenced by these photos, he's turning into a babbling idiot right before our eyes.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:54pm.
That's true (about the French-English royals, not the wedgie). I heard some cool news today about a new archeological find along the banks of a German river: a mass grave of soldiers killed in battle in 1200 BC (all with gross skull fractures, embedded arrowheads, and stuff). I'll post a link if I see it online.
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He looks like AS being flushed down the toilet.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by cliffdweller on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:05pm.
Wow. Even his shadow doesn't look butch. I smell something, somebody alert Mrs. Patrick thingy...
THIS
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:27pm.
We can do it even if we're not married to him. You bring the ninja outfits, I'll bring the scissors. Or vice-versa, I'm not picky.
I'm so tired of these two. I never cared about them and now I REALLY don't.
this is me, not giving a shit
At first I thought the title said Tom Hardy lol. Oh and Twat Muffin, Your icon is yummy.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:48pm.
I've never gone (((((((weeeee)))))))but have gone ((((((whoaaaaaaaaa))))))) a few times.
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HAHAHA Manny!
Wait a minute. What made you go 'whoaaaaaaaaa'?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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Born This Way
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:32pm.
Yes. 'Course, Hayden Plantagenet was being similarly crushed the past two years.
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aha! That explains why she resembles a lawn gnome...there was a ton of inbreeding among the royal families in the 13th and 14th centuries ;)
and as a Giants fan, I hope this slide gave Brady a supremely uncomfortable wedgie.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Manimal5 on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:48pm.
I've never gone (((((((weeeee)))))))but have gone ((((((whoaaaaaaaaa))))))) a few times.
So what made the dif? Did she swallow?
I've never gone (((((((weeeee)))))))but have gone ((((((whoaaaaaaaaa))))))) a few times.
His hair is long because he's balding and Giselle makes him get extensions to hide it.
I guess she is getting higher wages(lol) is because she makes him look almost like a real straight men, that must be a very hard job!!!!.
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Submitted by Hoegarten on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:24pm.
Eek! I wasn't talking about anyone specific! haha. I was just talking in general about how the last few days people have been going in on women who are so NOT fat. Apparently Bar is a chubbster and Lady Gaga has a muffintop.
In the words of MK, BUTTERFLY PLEASE. Haha..my new fav saying!
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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:39pm.
"A complete list of the world’s highest paid model by Forbes in 2011 version (in U.S. dollars):
a. Gisele Bundchen – 45 million
b. Heidi Klum – 20 million
c. Kate Moss – 13.5 million"
Bet most people don't know his salary is dwarfed by hers.
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Yeah, there's the single-digit IQ for you... I'm sure the geniuses around here feel way smart when they suffer to pay the bills by the end of the month
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Of course, because being a millionaire OBVIOUSLY equals being intelligent. You're so right!
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"If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up."
I'm from Boston and I find absolutely nothing appealing about Brady...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:15pm.
"A complete list of the world’s highest paid model by Forbes in 2011 version (in U.S. dollars):
a. Gisele Bundchen – 45 million
b. Heidi Klum – 20 million
c. Kate Moss – 13.5 million"
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Bundchen's cash nowadays comes mainly from her solo business projects, she's got a "line" of almost everything, from cheap plastic sandals to overpriced, so-called organic cosmetics. She hasn't done major ads nor walked down the runway for any big houses for ages, with a couple exceptions here and there. I think a lot of those luxury brands have grown tired of her because she's the face of a crapload of cheesy, cheapo products. Plus bitch isn't exactly versatile, and has had the very same look since she got her big break in the industry.
Nonetheless, the sheer fact that this arrogant, talentless, ridiculously asinine woman earns that much money says a LOT about our society.
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"If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up."
"A complete list of the world’s highest paid model by Forbes in 2011 version (in U.S. dollars):
a. Gisele Bundchen – 45 million
b. Heidi Klum – 20 million
c. Kate Moss – 13.5 million"
Bet most people don't know his salary is dwarfed by hers.
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Yeah, there's the single-digit IQ for you... I'm sure the geniuses around here feel way smart when they suffer to pay the bills by the end of the month
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/22/2011 - .
Yes. 'Course, Hayden Plantagenet was being similarly crushed the past two years.
Hey, Tree of Life won Palme d'Or at Cannes. So you can go see your boyfriend in his big, arty movie. :)
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Hahahahaha @ Plantagenet...yeah that was err..a disturbing visual. Ahahahahaha
Re Tree of Life, I SAW THAT! I knew Breadley (typo, keeping it) could do it!!!
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