Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg And Lady GaGa Have A Three-Way
Justin Timberlake on SNL is figuratively easier to swallow than Justin Timberlake NOT on SNL so I found him pretty entertaining last night. The slight shade thrown at Chris Kirkpatrick? The Liquorville sketch (which was a win for me since it starred giant bottles of booze)? That shit worked for me. And then Justin and Andy Samberg brought out their Color Me Vanilli characters to have a threesome with Lady Caca in the Digital Short.
They kept cooing out some shit like "It's not gay, if it's in a three-way," but I holehardonly disagree. I've been in some three-ways that were pretty damn gay. (FYI: I'm talking about the time my friends J.R., Scott and I played pastel Twister while getting drunk on Strawberry Hill daiquiris and listening to the Romy & Michele soundtrack. Okay, mom!)
In this shit, Caca sort of looks like a young Grandma Addams in a late night commercial for a 1980s singles chat line, so obviously I feel like this is her hottest look yet and she should definitely keep it. But she didn't and she won't. For her performance of Born This Way, bitch was back to her old HIGH-ART tricks. Caca strapped a Hefty bag ball to her body before breaking glitter all over an S&M delivery table. This is pretty much shot-for-shot what it looked like when John Travolta birthed out Baby Benjamin.
And here's Skunkdonna waving to her fans at the SNL after-party.
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i love that the song is about summertime... and its raining. (yes, its been raining forever in nyc last few months)
Who the fuck does her choreography? It's "Born This Way" not "Born as a fucking penguin." What was with the waddling?
Not likely to buy Timberlake or Gaga music...but that shit was a riot! "Your mom says hi...!" Priceless.
That was hilarious, I watch it repeatedly, thanks for posting Special K!
I wonder what part of Hoboken they shot that video in.
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mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:22pm.
well, all my heathen neighbors are gathered under my window, smoking, drinking and talking loud.
*grumbles about kids on lawn*
LMAO!
My neighbor's kids are all grown up and gone now [thanks to bebeh jeebus]. I can't tell you how many times the hub and I called 911 on their asses [okay, approx 11']. Now that her retarded garage band idiot male children are out of the house, we are tight now. Go figure? Life is so damned cray-cray that way.
well, all my heathen neighbors are gathered under my window, smoking, drinking and talking loud.
*grumbles about kids on lawn*
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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:33pm.
OK...Wish you the best.
cliffdweller on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:10pm.
Ok, glad you have your toilet seat and politely making my exit now...
Oh poop! I hope I didn't say something that hurt your feelings. Sometimes I'm just so on a "goofball" roll, I don't realize that some folks don't quite 'get me'.
Gah.
I iz so sorry to all of the peeps who's feelernz I hurted wiffout me knowin' I hurted them.
Honestly, it's not funny when your feelings get hurt or you take something the wrong way but the Internet is rife with that fuckery. There are so many ways to fuck up on the 'net because you can't look someone in the eyes and say, "WHAT?".
For instance. A perfect example for me having a total 'tatdo' moment was with ESE [Every Stranger's Eyes], I thought he was ragging on his EX-wife, so I piped in with a bunch of hate on what I thought was his EX wife. *embarrassed cough* Turns out, uhm, NO you idiot fuck Fraggle, that's STILL HIS WIFE.
See what I mean? Scurry. I almost give up trying. *sigh*
Roca_Roja on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:08pm.
I have a total girlcrush on you for the CF interaction. I was about 18 or so when she came out with Postcards (Pissed (in the British sense) Cards??!??) from the Edge and ha
To be honest (and really UNcool), I have a total girl crush on myself that I got to have CF touch my hair and give me a freakin' Medallion on my b-day. Okay, really, that humbled me beyond belief so I guess that makes me un-crushy? haha
I've never been a 'fan' of anyone (even of myself, I know, hard to believe the way I brag about my mental illness here constantly lmao)...
Anyhoodle, if I had to pull some teeth, I'd admit to being a fan of Carrie Fisher, especially after how sweetly she treated me in person. She was just so real and self-deprecating. How can you not adore someone born into the Hollyweird elite who manages to make you feel as if we're all in this together, all birds of a feather?
Timberflake sounds like a teeny tiny little girl when he sings. Caca is just silly.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:03pm.
No, no, you don't want perfect pitch. I have perfect pitch, and it's just horrible. You could literally kill me just by playing a Fiona Apple song. :^P
I guess that's the up side of auto-tune.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:01pm.
Ok, glad you have your toilet seat and politely making my exit now...
cliffdweller on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:02pm.
'nite all.
Night. I wish you could have stayed up for my chloroform story. *sniffle*
Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 9:01pm.
I have a total girlcrush on you for the CF interaction. I was about 18 or so when she came out with Postcards (Pissed (in the British sense) Cards??!??) from the Edge and have loved her since (in a totally different way from the P. Leia fandom).
this is me, not giving a shit
cliffdweller on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 8:49pm.
Talent isn't that difficult to recognize
Wow. Great singer and a total HOTTIE.
One of my best bpday prezzies EVAR was my Seattle ticket to see Carrie Fisher LIVE. I was FRONT seated next to two old biddies who had my SAME birthday they were celebrating too (total HILAR). I was like, "Girls, let's make this fun!". Uhm...leave it to your dlisted slore to almost get KICKED OUT of the damned theater on her b-day. Carrie kept interacting with me though. What was I gonna do? IGNORE the star of the damned show? She was so awesome. She gave me one of those gold medallion thingies via "Star Wars ending". I have it hanging in my kitchen for laughs. So cool. :) Funnily, I really wanted to be Princess Leia, so, when I got to see her in person and she even touched my hair I figured I could die happy.
Annnnnnnd here we are thanking our toilet seats that the rapture didn't happen.
Geeeeeeeeya! *chuckles*
'nite all.
*kicks self with a furious vengeance for not mentioning a young Olivia Newton John and Karen Carpenter*
Lead female of "Fleetwood Mac"...the GODDESS that is "Stevie"...
OMG. I've barely TOUCHED on the awesome female rockers. Pat Benatar? Blondie? HELLO? Jesus. I refuse to give credence to the cunts who made the song, "Walk like an Egyptian". No. Just NO.
mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:03pm.
you'll have to direct me to your music, i'd love to hear.
I'll have to make a youtube account and share my singing. I'm proud of my vocals because I work really hard to stay on tune.
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sounds great - let me know when you get that up!
i had such a fucked-up experience with my last record, it sent me for quite a loop. so i'm working on originals this time and trying to get a group together to do them, and just move forward.
i'm a hustler, baby....!
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dp, carry on
mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:03pm.
you'll have to direct me to your music, i'd love to hear.
I'll have to make a youtube account and share my singing. I'm proud of my vocals because I work really hard to stay on tune. I like to cover 'dude' tunes especially because I'm an Alto who can go "mezzo soprano" and deep into "middle C " base singing.
I'm not your average singer. I can hit some amazing notes. I've also sold a few songs. My husband always hated that I didn't have the 'fame bug'. I don't mind making money but I hate the whole fucker of 'fame'. No thanks. Not worth it.
"Steel Rails" live at the Grand Ol' Opry:
http://youtu.be/Ti16-F73hxs
that's just purity there.
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"The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions..There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to - the Twilight Zone."
Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 7:07pm.
Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:49pm.
Tell me about it.
I used to sing "Shadow Dancing" into my hairbrush.
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Yeah, I wore out his records, along with Shaun Cassidy, ,(Da Doo Run Run Run), and of course, the Bee Gees.
It was a big thing for me to get the Saturday Night Fever album, because I wasn't allowed to see the film, my parents had a confab about the "rape scene" and decided it was not suitable for my viewing.
Of course, I snuck out and saw it anyway.
Let's face it, I had no life...well, really, nothing has changed! :)
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Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:49pm.
Tell me about it.
I used to sing "Shadow Dancing" into my hairbrush.
I'd like to peep up for the "battery abusers" in saying that I spent many a shame-girly moment over Andy. I so miss what he might have become. :(
Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:47pm.
I'm a singer/song-writer. I have perfect pitch so I'm probably being overly cunty/perfectionist. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
you lucky lucky bitch!!!! some people are jealous of skinny thighs, i'd kill for perfect pitch (even relative). i have good pitch, but sometimes it seems flogging myself with my imperfection is all it's really "perfect' for.
you'll have to direct me to your music, i'd love to hear.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:32pm.
I had a crush soooooooooo bad on Andy Gibb. So sad that he went the way he did...coke addict. :(
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Tell me about it.
I used to sing "Shadow Dancing" into my hairbrush.
I think his primary addiction was Victoria Principal, secondary coke, at least as I recall.
Sad.
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cnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:33pm.
i *defy* you not to fall in love with Alison Krauss after this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbYJNL7uYRI
I'm not in love. *avoids pummeling* In that vid her voice sounds like Mickey Mouse...
I'm a singer/song-writer. I have perfect pitch so I'm probably being overly cunty/perfectionist.
Ignore me. ;p
Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:41pm.
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Hey!
My health is really good right now, thanks.
The Synthroid and Vit. D are working, I feel much better and my hair is growing, finally.
What do you mean about your daughter?
I'm sorry if she is marrying someone you don't like, that must be tough.
Does she know you don't like him?
PS -- What I meant is, I'm so sorry your daughter has bronchitis and needs the inhaler, but are you saying her husband-to-be will not support her medication regimen?
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Centaurious on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:27pm.
Bee Gees are great.
I'm thrilled they had The Barry Gibb show last night, which I love (and Jimmy Fallon), mainly because I can never remember which one of the BG's are no longer with us.
Linda Ronstadt used to date Jerry Brown, I recall that was a rather unpopular move, but I can't remember whether it was during her heydays or has-been days.
Isn't it sometimes surreal that we know more about 'strangers' than we do about our own asses?
Speaking of which, I hope your health has turned for the best. Honestly, once your immune system goes awry, it's a very vulnerable and scary place to be. My daughter is going through a horrendous case of bronchitis right now (she's having to take a steroid inhaler just to fucking breathe).
I'm so frustrated because my daughter was ALWAYS super healthy on the diet I kept her on. Now she's with *cough* her *cough* her "DUD she's gonna marry"...UGH. This won't end well. I love her so much and she's engaged to a dickwad with three fucking children. God bless those innocent babies but my daughter should be taking that shit on. *shoots self with silly string*
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:33pm.
i *defy* you not to fall in love with Alison Krauss after this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbYJNL7uYRI
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I really only got turned onto her when she did her album with Robert Plant. But really, she's so, so talented. I think that I ignored her before because I thought she was 'country' and I generally don't like that genre.
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Born This Way
i *defy* you not to fall in love with Alison Krauss after this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbYJNL7uYRI
she's since gotten really big, but this video was shot when she was just a teenage prodigy.
i only listened to her because our first names are spelled the same - i didn't listen to bluegrass at the time or even really know what it was - and she remains one of my favorite ever voices.
and yes, i'm big on food-sharing. food and music sharing. as you seem to be.
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"The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions..There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to - the Twilight Zone."
I had a crush soooooooooo bad on Andy Gibb. So sad that he went the way he did...coke addict. :(
I have to watch again, but wasn't there a sort of veiled gay reference made to Bradley Cooper's face?
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LG giving birth on the show was excruciating.
The "baby" should be named "Comedy Gold."
I guess Sinead ripping up the Pope really got the bowling ball rolling.
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Bee Gees are great.
I'm thrilled they had The Barry Gibb show last night, which I love (and Jimmy Fallon), mainly because I can never remember which one of the BG's are no longer with us.
Linda Ronstadt used to date Jerry Brown, I recall that was a rather unpopular move, but I can't remember whether it was during her heydays or has-been days.
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I could just sometimes hang my head and weep when I see Lady Gaga and can only wonder to myself when this retarded bizarre one-woman freakshow will cease to be of interest to so many bazillions of people who continue to waste so much time energy and money making this horrible nightmare live on.I would give my life in sacrifice to do away with her for the benefit of the world,and generations yet to discover her unfortunate legacy and mark she will leave behind on the history books of modern culture.
Gaga fan here
Yo mamma said "hi!"
Lol.
JT would be a good choice to host the Tony's.
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mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 6:10pm.
,i>oh my god, i'm blushing. i'm glad we're finally "meeting" too. *kicks tire awkwardly*
You have a flat? *pump-pump-pump*
,i>in real life, i usually offer food or drink at moments like this, so please share my fizzy grapefruit juice drank and organic mozzarella cheeze and crackers :)
OMG, you are SWEET and proffer munchies?! Homina homina homina!
i already LIKE you!! no need to pretend anything! just fucks things up.
How strange that it took us this long. :)
and i adore Patsy Cline. i just started listening to Loretta Lynn, she kinda blows me away. And i LOVE Alison Krauss - her version of "Steel Rails" is just one of my favorite recordings in any genre.
check out Janis with Tom Jones. proof that women's sexuality is a powerful thang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ib2b4BOZIQ
PS: Everly Brothers, all the way.
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I just googled "Alison Krauss", thank you for finding me some 'newness'. This is what I love about the damned INTERNET...we can totally enlighten and share with each other. How freaking cool is that? ((HUGS YOU))
Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:45pm.
oh my god, i'm blushing. i'm glad we're finally "meeting" too. *kicks tire awkwardly*
in real life, i usually offer food or drink at moments like this, so please share my fizzy grapefruit juice drank and organic mozzarella cheeze and crackers :)
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i already LIKE you!! no need to pretend anything! just fucks things up.
and i adore Patsy Cline. i just started listening to Loretta Lynn, she kinda blows me away. And i LOVE Alison Krauss - her version of "Steel Rails" is just one of my favorite recordings in any genre.
check out Janis with Tom Jones. proof that women's sexuality is a powerful thang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ib2b4BOZIQ
PS: Everly Brothers, all the way.
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mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:31pm.
lol, if the Rapture happened, personally I'm glad I missed it. I'd rather spend today talking about music, cleaning my house and blasting my speakers loud. Hopefully I'm not disturbing my fellow heathen neighbors.
Wow. I've really missed out on the wonderment of YOU. Jesus, sometimes I need to slow-down and appreciate peeps.
You almost sold me on Janice, her gravelly voice was raw and real. That I will give her.
Am I going to 'pretend' to like Janice in order for you to like 'me'? Nope. Not gon' do it. Wouldn't be prudent. (Plus, you wouldn't respect me in the morning anyway).
I will stubbornly admit that I can't say "Baton rouge" without singing in a gravelly voice.
Oh let's go back really far in the Sleestack time machine fuckery...
The Everly Bros were pretty awesome in their time as was Patsy Cline:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzq5X-p2C0Y
That song can make me cry my guts out. lol
My favorite Madonna song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHDbv7ZPCE0
and, another of my way back favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fiba80YVyM
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:00pm.
Am I the only old fart who loved Linda Rondstadt? She solidly covered some Buddy Holly Tunes and other famous 'male singer' tunes.
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Linda Ronstadt was - IS - a truly underrated woman. I think she, Joni, Phoebe Snow, Donna Summer, and a lot of other women get overlooked for their musicianship, which was pretty damn high. in the 70's the mainstream music industry was just starting to have to really deal with women as independent forces on their own terms.
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Agree. Add Janis Ian and Joan Baez in here too. Amazing singers and lyrisicts too.
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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:18pm.
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lol, if the Rapture happened, personally I'm glad I missed it. I'd rather spend today talking about music, cleaning my house and blasting my speakers loud. Hopefully I'm not disturbing my fellow heathen neighbors.
Sade's a bad-ass, still amazingly beautiful, still a smoker, and still sounds great. Seriously, there's something supernatural about that woman. She's like the personification of Afrodite or something.
i think Janis Joplin would have developed into something really special, had she just had a chance to grow up. Her sexuality was deep and obvious and not put on, and that, along with her raw vocal approach (total opposite of Baez and Mitchell) made her not groovy-goddess, not upper-class, not spiritual, and not easy to categorize. Impossible to control, except through booze and sex and her own weaknesses. Lady Gaga WISHES she could have been half the freak Janis Joplin was.
yeah, I have a soft spot for Janice :) Her band sucked, unfortunately, lol.
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"The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions..There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to - the Twilight Zone."
Great. All of my preaching about how to protect your computer and my computer is having this issue ONLY with DLISTED:
http://epiac1216.wordpress.com/2010/12/03/how-to-crush-the-b-scorecard-r...
I keep getting empty retarded pop-ups. I'm sure this has something to do with the ads MK cycles.
Is anyone else having this issue? Dlisted loads super slow for me right now too.
Damnit.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:00pm.
There's nothing like blood relationships to make great harmonies (Bee Gees) - but I still rate Earth Wind and Fire up at the top
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Oh girl. I agree completely re EW&F. Such good music. I listen to them still, at least once a week.
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mcnightmare on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:00pm.
Linda Ronstadt was - IS - a truly underrated woman. I think she, Joni, Phoebe Snow, Donna Summer, and a lot of other women get overlooked for their musicianship, which was pretty damn high. in the 70's the mainstream music industry was just starting to have to really deal with women as independent forces on their own terms.
Joni's a flat-out genius. I'd say the same for Erykah Badu. And for Aretha Franklin as well.
There's nothing like blood relationships to make great harmonies (Bee Gees) - but I still rate Earth Wind and Fire up at the top!
Amen to errrrrthang you said, girl! Joni was ahead of her time and same on Erykah. I'll prolly get some hate my way for saying this but I couldn't STAND Janis Joplin. She was so icky and she really only had one barely decent hit (Me & Bobby McGee).
'memba Sade? Silky, hauntingly beautiful voice too. "No ordinary love" can melt me to this day. :)
Am I the only old fart who loved Linda Rondstadt? She solidly covered some Buddy Holly Tunes and other famous 'male singer' tunes.
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Linda Ronstadt was - IS - a truly underrated woman. I think she, Joni, Phoebe Snow, Donna Summer, and a lot of other women get overlooked for their musicianship, which was pretty damn high. in the 70's the mainstream music industry was just starting to have to really deal with women as independent forces on their own terms.
Joni's a flat-out genius. I'd say the same for Erykah Badu. And for Aretha Franklin as well.
There's nothing like blood relationships to make great harmonies (Bee Gees) - but I still rate Earth Wind and Fire up at the top!
Irish, I have a bunch of one-hit-wonders also from the 60's, 70's, 80's on CDs.
It's so weird that some really talented people (I'm talking wayyyy more talented than Gaga/Madonna/M.J. combined) only end up with ONE freaking hit and then disappear?
And then, there's...
MILLI VANILLI BWAHAHAHAHAHA
To this day, my daughter and I slip into, "Girl you know it's---girl you know it's---girl you know it's" whenever we are having a shitty day.