Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 22, 2011 / Posted by:

The Rapture 2011 was a total and utter flop, but we were reminded that we should all live every second of our lives to the fullest. And America’s definition of living your life to the fullest is to fill your life body with massive amounts deep fried carbs and delicious globs of death lard. So the Four Cheese McNugget Casserole is the perfect way to celebrate life! If you’re a little disappointed that you didn’t ride shot gun on a four horsemen’s horse yesterday, then this is also the perfect way to bring The Rapture to you! If the apocalypse isn’t going to come to earth, then bring the apocalypse to your arteries and vital organs!

All you need Chicken McNuggets, pancake batter, a can of beer, honey packets from McDonald’s, four kinds of cheese, McDonald’s french fries, oregano, black pepper and a designed 911-caller who will ring for an ambulance when your heart tries to escape through your mouth. If you don’t have a designated 911-caller, just eat it in the waiting room of a hospital.

Click here for all the instructions! If you want to Paula Deen-ize this shit, then wrap it in three butter blankets before cooking. Bon appedeath!

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