And by “by popular demand” I mean one reader who is adamant about seeing more of Bar Refaeli in a bikini on Dlisted. Reader Alan (Hi, Alan!) wrote me an e-mail last week asking for more Bar Refaeli bikini pictures, because Bar Refaeli in a bikini is the hottest thing since pizza cupcakes or something. Alan is serious about his Bar Refaeli bikini pictures. You know, and when you think of Dlisted, you automatically think of Bar Refaeli in a bikini. It’s my mission statement!
Seriously though, it was a little strange to me because Alan can literally go anywhere and see Bar Refaeli in a bikini. If he Googles “Bar Refaeli in a bikini” he’ll have enough Bar Refaeli bikini pictures to keep him fapping until his roof flies off and our alien overloads beam him into their spaceship to take him to a planet where clones of Bar Refaeli in a bikini crowd the landscape.
Bar Refaeli in a bikini is everywhere. I’m sure there’s a Ustream channel devoted to it. When the puppies of the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam take a break, they go and watch the Bar Refaeli in a bikini live stream.
But when I came across these pictures of Bar Refaeli in a bikini in Cannes the other day, it hit me like a bag of hard dicks. Alan has a point! Dlisted definitely needs more of this, so here it is: BAR REFAELI IN A BIKINI!
P.S. – I’m really hoping that since the keywords “Bar Refaeli in a bikini” are in this post at least three thousand million times that Dlisted makes it to page 40 of a “Bar Refaeli in a bikini” Google search. Actually, that last one probably pushed me to page 39, thankyouverymuch!