Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 21, 2011 / Posted by:

This A list movie actor who is supposedly involved with an almost A list movie actress sure was not showing signs of it at a recent party. When asked how he had met his date for the night, our actor said he had called a guy who called a guy, and was not quite sure what her name was, but that she was really good in bed. (CDAN)

Sean Penn & ScarJo?

Whoever this is needs to get straight fucked with some respect! You don’t address a professional pussy peddler as “some chick who answered the call of some dude.” Nope. You learn from Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. You introduce her as your niece who is visiting from out of town.

When the nosy asshole asks why they’ve seen her trolling around the lobbies of fine hotels, you say that she’s majoring in hotel lobby design (with a minor in ho dressing) at college and she was probably just doing research. I swear, there’s nothing worse than lazy and disrespectful johns!

These two female celebrities have each been out of the spotlight for awhile. We discovered that part of the reason is because they were both in rehab. At the same time. At the same facility. While they didn’t know each other prior to rehab, they quickly bonded over discussions of music and divorce and dealing with the paparazzi. They are now talking about working on a project together, although it would be an incredibly odd pairing. They come from different countries and have very different backgrounds. One is tattooed and foul-mouthed, and the other is practically royalty. (Blind Gossip)

Melanie Griffith & The Original Fergie? Or Amy Wino & Catherine Zeta-Jones? Or Jodie Marsh & La Pequena?

Which famous beauty who spends endless hours and energy toning her sculpted body is now concentrating on trying to get pregnant? She’s been undergoing secret fertility treatments in LA. (Page Six


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