What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Yeah, I know Mischa Barton always looks like if a naked crackhead clothed themselves in the dead of night using children's clothes found in a Salvation Army donation bin, but damn. Mischa, whose foolery grows stronger with every click of a camera, stumbled through Nice Airport this morning with all eyes on her. The eyes weren't dazzled from being in the presence of Marissa Cooper. No, they were wondering what kind of ho would voluntarily do themselves up to look like a tweaked out Arthur the Aardvark who has fallen on hard times (and a few hard meth needles) and is now working as a third-tier Where's Waldo impersonator. They didn't see a gun pointed at Mischa's head so they were a little confused.
And now that another game of "Where's Mischa?" is over, we can continue to play a never-ending game of "Where's Mischa's Career?"
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Re: LV products--
I have a purse I bought at an LV boutique and one side has the "LV" upside down, since it's one piece of leather with no cuts or stitches. They told me the real way to detect a fake is if anywhere on the item the "LV" is incomplete, like if it is cut between the L and the V, it is a fake.
God, I'm boring myself...time to say g'night...
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Dr. Suess called...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
-Ash
"I would do things that suck... for your love..."
-Butthead
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia"
the first pic with her on the phone looks like britney spears/olsen twin dumpster baby
I just started watching The O.C., and it's heartbreaking to see Marissa Cooper reduced to this. She had potential, and was the only celebrity in Hollywood that didn't get jacked up to look like Daisy De La Hoya (bless God that girl became irrelevant). Ditto Rachel Bilson.
Just one guy's opinion.
At least she's wearing unmentionables. When she arrived in Nice, her ass cheeks were hanging out:
http://www.2dayfm.com.au/entertainment/the_dirt/blog/photo-mischa-barton...
(And she was showing off the same book--Bill Bryson's Short History--when arriving as when leaving. She's a reader, that one.)
Video Killed the Radio Star....
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
Oh my gosh. Those glasses are fuckTARDED.
Seriously, where do you buy idiotic glasses like that from? Who's selling them?
Even those shitty dollar shops wouldn't lower themselves to that sort of fuckery.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:47am.
Poor Mischa. She got hit in the head one too many times by Cisco's balls
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh dear - there's a delayed visual with that comment - pops into the head when the first round of laughter stops!
Huh. I thought it was Blake Lively with a hangover and her period.
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GERONIMO!
This wench looks like five miles of muddy, unpaved road! She's an attention slut beyond measure! Then again, who'd want to hire her to do anything? She still driving about in a 1969 Cadillac Sedan de Ville? It gets about 9 miles per gallon. She probably got it as a gift or for about $100.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:31am.
LV luggage is tacky, just like Mischa. It's probably fake anyway."
That LV Bag IS a fake!! it's got upside down LV's on one side! Phony!!!!!!
Only a pretentious cunt who thinks she is so cool she can pull anything off would wear a get up like this. Bitch, you don't have the chops for this kind of fashion.
A cigarette would have completed that outfit.
*PUFF*
Didn't those off the shoulder shirts go out with disco???
I thought this was the Goopster.
This is what giving up looks like.
I'm sure others have noted this but between the bad weave and the bloat, I thought this was Our Lady of Cheetos at first.
Mischa could use an intervention and a stay on Celeb Rehab.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
My first thought was Where's Waldo?
I haven't read any of the comments yet but I thought this was Blake Lively at first. I can't wait until she becomes the new Mischa...or should I say Gretchen (Moss)?
O wow - I thought that was Gwyneth keeping it one hundred in her hip hop gear.
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
if megan fox wants to know how her career will ultimately end up, this is it...
does mischa even get calls for acting jobs any more?
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:51am.
LMAO @ JoeShmoe!
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Ahahaha...it'd be like being tea-bagged by a wrecking ball. Ok, I'm officially revolting.
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"le seul vrai problème de Strauss-Kahn est son rapport aux femmes"~ Jean Quatremer,9 juillet, 2007.
LMAO @ JoeShmoe!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Poor Mischa. She got hit in the head one too many times by Cisco's balls.
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"le seul vrai problème de Strauss-Kahn est son rapport aux femmes"~ Jean Quatremer,9 juillet, 2007.
This brain-dead chick can't even do the ironic hipster look right. And sadly, the hipster look only works for super skinny girls. Not trying to be sexist, it's just the TROOF.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:57am.
P.S.- does Misha mean "mess" in French??? LOL
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hahahahahaha, at least shes matching this time..
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:27am.
She looks like she doesn't know that someone put them on her.
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Fucking LOL!!
LV luggage is tacky, just like Mischa. It's probably fake anyway.
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Drivers are rude, Such attitudes
But when I show my peace Complaints cease
Something's odd I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!
- The Offspring
Looks like she got that outfit at H&M. And the glasses from The Douche Store.
No hate for H&M, though, because I always find good cheap stuff there.
My only complain is the pants her white period stained pants would've made the outfit! !!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Submitted by rukiddingme: "Well then, I'm in the wrong business if Mischa is turning tricks enough to afford to fly all over the world and carry LV luggage. Damn!"
You don't want LV luggage. Those TSA motherfuckers rummage through those first. Hey, if you are rich and ostentatious enough to carry that shit around, you must have some good stuff inside it.
Happened to a hedge fund manager's wife I know. She uses American Tourister now.
She looks like Britney Spears, who is spaced out from either drugs or alcohol. The red baron glasses don't help.
this lozer outta stop jacking off to waldo books
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Thank the Lord scratch n sniff interwebz hasn't been invented.
Fashion victim.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
hey at least those horrendous, cellulite covered legs and cankles are covered.
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Drivers are rude, Such attitudes
But when I show my peace Complaints cease
Something's odd I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!
- The Offspring
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 11:00am.
RIP MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!
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holy shnikies!... one of my pals works(worked, i guess) out with him!... sad... from what i know, he was actually a really nice guy... sad.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LOL BCAW!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Someone needs to tell her that Rachel Zoe isn't doing her any favors by dressing her like an absolute fucktard.
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 10:58am.
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage
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THE RAPTUUUUUURE IS HERE!!!!
Okay, too soon, too soon. RIP, Macho Man Randy Savage.
This is what happens when your life peaks before you hit 20.
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It's not that serious.
RIP MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!
At first glance I thought this was Tara Reid. Not a compliment. I am guessing those glasses are to make her perpetually half-closed and half-rolled-back-in-her-head eyes appear normal, and the red pants are to prevent any more period stains on white pants oopsies. Way to think ahead, Mischa!
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
don't hate...she's the only celeb i can relate too
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Britney did it better!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage.;-( http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-d...
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person
Raul doesn't always talk about himself in 3rd person but when he does I do.
I don't know who has the worst busted hair B.S or this twat? Hmm...a weave is hard to maintain.
*OT: 4yrs later my dlisted name is still relevant lol you would think B.S would be sporting her real hair!! But what can we expect look at this Mushy, period stain, nose picker can't even wash and run a brush through her hair!!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
P.S.- does Misha mean "mess" in French??? LOL
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In one of the thumbnails she looks like Britney during her crazy phase! Misha is nothing but a lazy stoner...
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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