Lindsay Lohan Restrains Her Stalker
If Marilyn Manson made this same pose in front of Lindsay Lohan's house, everybody including an alleged Freemason stalker would turn the shit around and run to the nearest place of worship to boil the pain off their eyes with hot holy water. But Lindsay Lohan decided not to use that option and instead she took out a restraining order against the dude she says is a Freemason and an obsessive stalker. Well, there goes bitch's last fan.
Earlier this week, LiLo Tweeted a picture of a fat man outside of her house and screamed out in less than 140 characters that she's afraid he might do harm to her ass. LiLo finally put down her Tweetin' fingers and actually contacted the authorities. E! News reports that she was granted a temporary restraining order against David Cocordan. According to LiLo's statement, David started sending her bizarre text messages in the summer of 2009. David thinks that he's in a relationship with LiLo and has even left boxes of chocolate and doctored magazine clippings on her doorstep.
Over the years, David has gotten bolder and said in text messages that they were engaged and he couldn't wait to do sex shit with her. The latter message drove LiLo to take real action against him, because she's afraid he might try to rape her. The LAPD briefly looked into David's history and found that he's a schizophrenic who suffers from severe delusions when he's off his meds.
LiLo's declaration doesn't state the answer to the question we're all asking: Why in the hell didn't ho change her phone number?
So, let's recap. LiLo took a restraining order against a possible Satan worshiper who is on the wrong side of crazy, humps on delusion like it's his full-time job and sends her creepy messages at all hours of the day? Yes, those are all reasons to restrain a bitch, but then I have to ask why is White Oprah allowed in the front door then? That crazy bitch does all of that and more!
@ IrishFury, @ Fraggle
Hey, thanks for the compliment about the avi!
How's everything going over there? Noticed any missing chirrun in your household? That said, I'm pretty sure nobody in Dlisted is getting raptured.
I know it's not OP but I loved this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7tOcyBkLEQ
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
IrishFury, I second the love and abject hilarity for salacious' avatar. I get a total, "Me so horny, me love you long time" vibe from it. heheh
MM ad LL, such a perfectly perfunctory bag of fuckery if ever there was.
Salacious, your Avi cracks me up!
I agree about MM - he had some merit in the 90s and now he's posing with Lohan, and making oral sex on a woman gestures. Barf on all counts.
And now that he's fat, pasty, middle aged AND posing with Lohan, he needs to be referred to as Brian Hugh Warner.
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I feel bad about Marilyn Manson. He used to be relevant and now he's posing for pics with Hohan?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
skidmarx on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 3:28pm.
Is there anyone on earth who has a more drama filled life than Lohan?
Have you seen the shit sandwiches touted as 'movies' lately? HELLO?
I can't believe any legitimate filmmaker or photographer would want to work with her.
Oh honey chile, the last good filmaker/photog died eons ago. Now we are stuck with people who are better at make-up/lighting and CGI than actual grown-up, real, in our face acting.
Sad times.
Double-post clean-up.
Does a one-two skiddo and shows bewbies.
Is there anyone on earth who has a more drama filled life than Lohan?
I can't believe any legitimate filmmaker or photographer would want to work with her.
~Matty hahahahahahaha I THOUGHT THE PHONE NUMBER THING TOO AND THAN I READ THAT! PERFECT!
Hahah.... I am inclined to agree with misslainey.
She doesn't want a Freemason hanging around her? So that's why her career is going nowhere.
As long as you can check off the boxes and sign your name at the bottom, you can get a harassment temporary restraining order. It means literally nothing.
If she gets some kind of permanent order in three weeks, then it might mean something--but only if the Freemason shows up and opposes it. If he doesn't, it still doesn't mean much--just that LL tolded some lies about a threat of violence.
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DSK avait évoqué fin avril devant ses journalistes son rapport aux femmes comme l'un des points faibles d'une candidature à la présidentielle. "Oui, j'aime les femmes... et alors?"
I don't believe this for a second. She probably paid this guy to stalk her. Bitch, please. Even 'The Young & The Restless' doesn't have as much drama as this dumb twat.
I was about to reiterate again, "HOW THE HELL DID HE HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER IN THE FIRST PLACE,"
but, I then remembered that awhile ago people hacked into her vm because her access code was "1234."
I guess it's really not all that surprising.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 7:23pm.
Manson...you're 42 years old...why don't you grow the fuck up already!
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Lol, I read this as "Maniston," and thought you were talking about her comments on the scent of her new perfume.
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Manson...you're 42 years old...why don't you grow the fuck up already!
I'm sure Lindsay didn't want to block the number for her only remaining fan...she only got scared when things became sexual.
"LiLo's declaration doesn't state the answer to the question we're all asking: Why in the hell didn't ho change her phone number?"
Because it would have taken her 3 days to pass on her new number to all the media outlets she NEVER tips off.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 2:09pm.
Fucking ugly, smell, delusional, lying, thieving, freckled, disease-infested, steaming pile of shit. Too bad this guy didn't kill her.
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I vote for Twat Muffin to write her DListed eulogy when this roach finally wanders into the last five star Raid roach motel she'll never check out of and OD's...'tragically' of course....*shops for mourning veil...and roach motels*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I am so sick of her, she probably made it up to get some attention because there haven't been any court appearances for a while.
God bless Lindsay Lohan.
Long may her hairspray reign.
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Centaurious on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:04pm.
I'm convinced MM has a vagina.
Is there concrete evidence to the contrary?
Oh gawd! Don't put that freak in OUR CORNER! ACK!
I'm convinced MM has a vagina.
Is there concrete evidence to the contrary?
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Filthy that's creepy! who posted it? him?
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mike on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 4:35pm.
"Marilyn Manson should be shot for making that face at his age. What a fucking lame-o."
Even lamer is the lack of tongue-action for that pose. He's like the crypt-keeper trying to bring the sexay. Not happening. Repeat. NOT HAPPENING. *shiver*
Marilyn Manson should be shot for making that face at his age. What a fucking lame-o.
Always the 'victim'. so tired of all her bull shit
Centy...that's what I want to know.
"as am I..."
The reason she didn't change her number is because she loves the drama and attention. Very simple.
She may be legit scared and he may be a legit psycho, but she loves the attention more than she wants to protect herself. If she changes her number, what happens if he moves on to someone else?
Which is really sick, if you think about it. If this guys is really dangerous, she's fucking around with her safety.
Snortcake's just jealous because he's actually off his meds, and she couldn't be if she wanted to.
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If the kids are still alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 2:31pm.
ETA: All those negative stories about schizophrenics really contribute to propagate the myth that they're all psychotic rapists in potential, when in fact they're MUCH more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators.
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I had a relative who was schizophrenic, and he was very docile. He would say the weirdest shit about wanting to be mayor or president, but wouldn't hurt a fly. Lilo's stalker, however, probably has more issues than that.
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She filed a restraining order against her soul mate? Figures. *sarcasm* (Don't attack me - I've been stalked)
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If the kids are still alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Well, I certainly hope if Stalker-Man is taken to trial for a crime against her that he a) sues her for setting him up and using his name and b) posts bail and is back on the streets in 4 hours despite being sentenced to jail for 4 months.
I'm sure that his behavior is all innocent if you look at it the right way. He's probably just thoughtless and scatterbrained.
I have to say, I would be afraid of David Cocordan too after reading about him.
http://wikibin.org/articles/david-alan-hilton-ii.html
He claims he is Paris Hilton's half brother, also Alicia Silverstone.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
This is some Detective Latoya Shit. Sticky Fingers Lohan was actually RIGHT about something!
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twerk those stumps!
How did he have her number in the first place?
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MK, I know you're only joking about the Satanic thing, but unfortunately, people believe that shit. It's just a frat. Secret handshakes, little passwords, and it's all very Christan. If this crazy is actually a Mason, he won't be for long, because un-Masonic behavior is grounds for immediate expulsion. End of rant.
~ Kacky W., Past Matron, Order of the Eastern Star
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I am beyond hoffified
Well fuck me, bitch actually looks good for a change. Is this picture recent? Maybe I'm just overly impressed that she ditched that diarrhea bronzer, or maybe Marilyn Manson's fuglyness made her look pretty in comparison.
Either way, as much as I loathe Blohan, I wouldn't wish rape on her. Hope they get that guy in a secure place and give him his meds.
ETA: All those negative stories about schizophrenics really contribute to propagate the myth that they're all psychotic rapists in potential, when in fact they're MUCH more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators. One of my childhood friends was diagnosed with schizophrenia about 5 years ago and even when he's off the meds he's the sweetest person in the world.
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"If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up."
Submitted by Morbidosity: "Stalker Fail.. he should have left boxes of pills and booze then she would have opened the .......and her legs for him.
DUH.. know your target."
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! Really!
I was thisclose to feeling sorry for Lindsay, because stalkers are terrifying. But then I remembered that "fuck you" on her fingernails that time, and the smirk she wears as she's beating the justice system and I think it's karma at work.
Why did Lilo just alienate the one fan she has?
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 2:07pm.
Why didn't she block his number?
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Because she's as stunned as my arse?
So the dude was really a stalker? I thought it was some crack hallucination of Lilo's. That little dummy better get sober and get smart because the guy sounds dangerous as fuck. Speaking as someone who had a stalker for way too long, that is not shit you want to play games with for attention.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Fucking ugly, smell, delusional, lying, thieving, freckled, disease-infested, steaming pile of shit. Too bad this guy didn't kill her.
Why didn't she block his number?
For serious - why didn't moron change her number? Foolio probably liked the attention.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
But how did he get her number in the first place?
"as am I..."
by the way, she was out until 4:30am at a club. Yep, she's sober all right.
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Drivers are rude, Such attitudes
But when I show my peace Complaints cease
Something's odd I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!
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Stalker Fail.. he should have left boxes of pills and booze then she would have opened the .......and her legs for him.
DUH.. know your target.
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Yeah, Fuck it.