How Precious

May 20, 2011 / Posted by:

And here’s my new favorite couple Ryan Gosling and director Nicolas Winding at the Cannes premiere of Drive tonight. I’m totally nominating Ryan & Nicholas as hottest couple for the yearbook. WindLing 4 EVA! Yeah, I know they’re not a couple COUPLE couple, but they’re doing shit that most couples don’t do it like: touch their heads so that an invisible heart frame surrounds them, kiss in public, have deep conversations about their inner most feelings and canoodle. (Sort of off-topic: one friend had to tell me that to him “canoodle” sounds like noodles made out of canary meat. And now the only thing I can think of when I see two people cuddling while standing is how they are making noodles out of canary meat with each hug.)

Anyway, the next time you think you’re in love, take a picture with the bitch you think you’re in love with. If it doesn’t look EXACTLY like this, then dump the motherfucker and go on to the next. It’s not true love! I know because Nicolas is making the same look I make when I pose with my Anderson Cooper pillow case in my bathroom mirror.

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