How Precious
And here's my new favorite couple Ryan Gosling and director Nicolas Winding at the Cannes premiere of Drive tonight. I'm totally nominating Ryan & Nicholas as hottest couple for the yearbook. WindLing 4 EVA! Yeah, I know they're not a couple COUPLE couple, but they're doing shit that most couples don't do it like: touch their heads so that an invisible heart frame surrounds them, kiss in public, have deep conversations about their inner most feelings and canoodle. (Sort of off-topic: one friend had to tell me that to him "canoodle" sounds like noodles made out of canary meat. And now the only thing I can think of when I see two people cuddling while standing is how they are making noodles out of canary meat with each hug.)
Anyway, the next time you think you're in love, take a picture with the bitch you think you're in love with. If it doesn't look EXACTLY like this, then dump the motherfucker and go on to the next. It's not true love! I know because Nicolas is making the same look I make when I pose with my Anderson Cooper pillow case in my bathroom mirror.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:27am.
The Hershey Highway = the road to misery.
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Ain't that the truth. Once you go down that road you are stuck with that road. And you do not want to accidentally enlighten a fat bottomed broad or you will become intimate with the term "Baby Ruth" after you pull out. Some chicks end up craving this stuff after you open them up to this sickness. It's not worth it.
It might give a lot of pleasure but it gives an equal amount of dirt.
I used to dream about women who would go down that road but after more than a few trips down that road all you can wish for is a handy shower nearby afterwards. I can testify that the fuckhole is preferable to the poophole but I'm a hetero so my opinion means little in places like this.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:32am.
HAHAHA Yup - somedays obnoxious works best! :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:24am.
LOL. So in order to fit in I just have to be my obnoxious self? I should have thought about that years ago!
Thanks for the information about Khensu. She may not appreciate my interference, but I know that there are others out there who can put your tip to good use. Lets wait and see what happens.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@Mickey Holland
You were wondering the other day how to attract attention - you seem to have worked it out!
Re Khensu - I think Genny18 has Khensu's contact details and might be able to help you to get in touch with her. :)
Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 3:03am.
A Dutch redneck, that would be a first. We have had openly gay celebrities for years now, and no one gives a hoot. Sure, we're interested in their love interests, but that's where it ends. Truth be told that's far from the impression I get about American society, where every tabloid is still on the prowl for closeted gays. I was NOT judging Gosling, but merely wondering about his motivation for doing this. Gyllenhaal played one gay character and bang, he's supposedly gay. There is no denying that these prejudices are still very much alive, especially in La La Land, now is there? But not to worry, you're apology is gracefully accepted. Maybe next time you can take into account that there are cultural differences between our countries. Come visit us one day, and you'll know what I mean.
P.S. I'll be more than willing to change my opinion as soon as all 52 states of America legalize gay marriage.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Wow, that's gay
OMG. That is, as Dusty Springfield would say, the Look of Love.
Or in my dirty mind, the look of two hot guys who want to get naked and fuck each other till there isn't any more fuckin' to be had.
Pics #3 through #6 are more melty than the Shiba Inu puppies and the Pink Pussy *combined*.
The Hershey Highway = the road to misery.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:42am.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:24am.
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Hey fellow Nut(job)megger ! :D
I live in the Danbury area. close to the mall.
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We are practically neighbors!! :-) I am in a band that plays our first gig tonight at Streets...it's a part of Tuxedo Junction. No cover charge so, if you are out and about in Danbury this evening, stop by to see Bowchicka on stage, singing backup vocals...approx. 10:30 PM! :-)
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
My mom was into new age crap when I was growing up. We weren't afraid of the rapture but a pole shift and aliens. Can't decide which is worse. My two sons are avowed atheists (autistic kids need proof, dammit, lol) and I believe in god but like Fraggle, it's private. I know some religious nutjobs on another forum and they're strange to read. The internet has brought some very different people together into a very bizarre and surreal family (not here, lol, you guys are all funny and smart :) ).
angel_i on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:44am.
Ummmm....I think you're disqualified. But, as I said, I don't know all these rules. There's LOTS, man!
TROOF. My mom was a religion junky (yes, there IS such a thing) and she constantly told my sister and I that we were "demon possessed" when we were growing up (as if peer pressure and being poor and mixed race wasn't bad enough lmao).
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:38am.
Harold Camping is a snake oil salesman who unfortunately,
has lured all of the closet nutjobs out of the woodwork to spread his 'message'.
I know one of these nutjobs personally, and for the past couple of years, he has done nothing except sit in his basement (while his wife works full time) and quote bible verses to his fellow idiots over the internet.
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Whoa nelly. The intranetz are not so bad! Without them they'd be setting up camp in her basement and running around actually tryna DO things! This way - we can find them, avoid them, and keep them busy all at once! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
Ok...so it's Saturday, anybody dead yet? I'm going out to get some breakfast...hopefully there will be less people on line now!
Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:15am.
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Ummmm....I think you're disqualified. But, as I said, I don't know all these rules. There's LOTS, man!
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:38am.
If you really want a skull-fuck:
Why did God create man if he knew (being all knowing and omnipotent and stuff) that man would end up sinning and he would end up having to sacrifice his son to 'save' mankind's soul?
I mean, couldn't Big 'G' get it 'right' the first time? Why are we the 'mistakes'?
Uhmmmm kay. Ryan Gosling!
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:24am.
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Hey fellow Nut(job)megger ! :D
I live in the Danbury area. close to the mall.
It's so nice, we're trying to go across state for a nice long motorcyle ride today. the first of the year for us. although others have been out there since like March.
God, I was getting sick of the rain and clouds. enough already ! :\
Would it help if I said Nicolas Winding has a wife and kid? :D His half-brother, Kasper, used to be married to Birgitte Nielsen, too.
I read somewhere that only pre-destined, saved Christians get raptured. Which means that you can be a good person all of your life, do all of the right things, but if you are not one of the pre-selected elect, you're fucked.
Nice, huh.
Not that I believe for one minute any of that crap.
Harold Camping is a snake oil salesman who unfortunately,
has lured all of the closet nutjobs out of the woodwork to spread his 'message'.
I know one of these nutjobs personally, and for the past couple of years, he has done nothing except sit in his basement (while his wife works full time) and quote bible verses to his fellow idiots over the internet.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:59am.
hmmmm.. I didn't get raptured.
there's a big fucking surprise :\
It IS a beautiful day in Connecticut though.
The sun is shining after a full week of rain.
So that's a bit odd... :D
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It is a beautiful day in CT!! I didn't know we are state-mates. I'm like a little kid who gets excited when I find out someone new is from my area of the globe!! I am in northern Fairfield county, how about you? No problem, if you'd rather not give away your location. I'm just curious! :-)
And...is Gosling gay? I didn't think he was, not that there's anything wrong with that. I noticed that he seems to be morphing into David Arquette a bit, in the face.
"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
angel_i on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 7:10am.
I read somewheres that only Christians are getting Raptured....does anybody know nay Christians we can check on?
I believe Christ is my savior because I'm one unworthy, unholy, sinnin' sinner, but, I don't believe in shoving what I personally believe (for myself) down other people's gullets. I also happen to believe that 'organized religion' is evil and stupid and a mockery of the true spiritual connection between just yous and da Gawd dude.
I pray to him daily (okay, sometimes I just babble to myself but that's the cray-cray hormonal days).
Ryan Gosling is gay? *still grieving as if it mattered*
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:59am.
hmmmm.. I didn't get raptured.
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I read somewheres that only Christians are getting Raptured....does anybody know any Christians we can check on? I got nuns behind my house but they never come outside either way.
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:59am.
hmmmm.. I didn't get raptured.
REPENT! You have 1 hour left!
Ryan Gosling is still cute. It can't be all that bad here in hell? heh
hmmmm.. I didn't get raptured.
there's a big fucking surprise :\
It IS a beautiful day in Connecticut though.
The sun is shining after a full week of rain.
So that's a bit odd... :D
uh-oh.
Ryan is gay?????
*stupid, unsuspecting heart breaks a leetle*
I coulda been your realdolllllllllll
I'm not a fan of that prick Ryan Gosling or his stale ass "girlfriend" Rachel McAdams...so this pic of him looking extra tehy ghey with another prick makes me smile : )
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Goslings love to grow up and get goosed.
Puppy Love, the intro is a pretty good description - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqmwEYxov8
It aired here in australia in 98 but it was on cable when noone had cable. Ryan and that dude from sons of tuscon were best buddies on that show and all the other kids were so creepy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaker_High
Also, I don't recall the same comments about "poseur-gaydom" on the Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly pics...
I've heard the opposite about Ryan and his fans. -That he's really nice and approachable, this was at some performances with his band (really more of a two piece) Dead Man's Bones. I always get the feeling that he is semi embarrassed and laughs at the Hollywood thing, hence his weird Fishsticks-like smirk in red carpet pictures.
two un-interesting fairies.
next.
Mickey Mickey Mickey
In this age of twilight, beiber and emo, how does one get the idea that poseur homoeroticism -doesn't- sell?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 12:49am.
I'm confused. Why would a straight actor deliberately sow confusion in the land where open gayness is still considered poisonous for ticket sales? Even in our neck of the woods two straight guys would find themselves scrutinized ("Gay, not gay?") if they acted like this in public.
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What kind of redneck are you?
Being Gay only helps ticket sales everywhere except Iran.
Even cowboys are used to seeing same sex cattle sex. It's not as prevalent as normal sex but it happens enough to not be unusual.
The danes are certainly making dorks of themselves this year in Cannes. ;)
Hawt.
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What's up, douchebag?
NOT WindLing, Michael. Winding+ Gosling = DINGALING!
I'm confused. Why would a straight actor deliberately sow confusion in the land where open gayness is still considered poisonous for ticket sales? Even in our neck of the woods two straight guys would find themselves scrutinized ("Gay, not gay?") if they acted like this in public.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ryan, I need you. I love you. I understand you. Get with me.
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Oops. I typed that out loud?
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DUH
** writes Ryan Gosling in the # 1 spot on "to do" list **
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
So, I'm trying to become more sensitive towards gays. Which one is the pitcher?
they both do radiate giddy schoolgirl crush like a stove, must say.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Not hot.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
What character calls other characters "Precious?"
Is it Gollum?
I can't remember.
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GERONIMO!
These fkers have my heart FOR NOW so fk it. Next escandalooo
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Sonny: "Now that I've fulfilled my purpose, I don't know what to do." Det. Spooner: "...you'll have to find your way like the rest of us, Sonny...Dr. Lanning would've wanted that...That's what it means to be free." -I,Robot (2004) (novel by Asimov)
Now thats lurrve.....God why cant someone hang off me like that.....I would feel sooo special and adored...
Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:03pm.
puppy love, CORRECTION - he is cool cos of breaker high. End of Story.
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Wally, I'm not familiar with that one-- I must investigate further.
What is up with these pictures? Did Ryan have to put out for the bespectacled guy to get the part? Looks like it to me, and now that the movie is done, the other guy is missing it.
Ryan is all kinds of cute. Swoon !!
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 6:47pm.
I also fetish Steve Buscemi for his incredible talent and intelligence. Imagine that !
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What's the deal with Boardwalk Empire?
Is it coming back?
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GERONIMO!
Rachel and Ryan's relationship always reminded me of Donna and Eric on That 70's Show.
Like, super hot girl next door fucks sexless nerd.
If Donna didn't live next door, there'd be no hope.
And R & R didn't live next door, so I never could quite get it.
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GERONIMO!
Did they have an affair and glasses guy took it too seriously?
Ryan gives me a strong bi vibe, possibly leaning more on the gay side. Rachel McAdams was probably his last straight relationship. Personality-wise, he seems terrifically charming and likable, but he looks vain, vain, vain.