Diddy Is "Swag" This Week
Diddy was nearly eaten alive by the flu last week, but he survived and in honor of his comeback (Can you call it a "comeback" when nobody wants you to come back?) he has decided to rename himself "Swag" for the next week. Don't ask me why he chose Swag, but Diddy made the announcement during one of his videocasts.
You know, Diddy has come by Puffy, P. Diddy, Sean Comes, Puff, Piddly, Diddly, etc..and now his stupid ass wants us to call him by yet another name? When we're all sucked into the funnel to the other world tomorrow and I'm flying past Diddy, do I really want to spend the last moments of life wondering whether or not I should greet his ass as "Diddy" or "Swag"? No. Let's keep shit simple. While Diddy changes his name to WHATEVER he wants, we can continue to call him "Douche." It sums up everything about him perfectly and it's a classic. It's like the asshole version of John. And since Diddy likes to keep shit fancy, we'll even add an accent at the end for him. Douché! It's perfect!
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Diddy may be "Swag" this week but he's a mouf-breaving fuckhead every other week.
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."
He will always be the "Didiot" to me.
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Drivers are rude, Such attitudes
But when I show my peace Complaints cease
Something's odd I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!
- The Offspring
LMFAO! It seems like whenever he gets extra bored he just has to rename himself. Not going to lie though, if it weren't for him "Get Him to the Greek" would NOT have been funny!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
I spy with my little eye someone that is Ray-Jay. Walk-on star of Monisha as well as the KK sex tape. diddy is a dum-fuck out of touch panssiee who can't surround himself with real friends if he tried.
Thanks to Diddy's king-size ego Kanye's stock just went up, not by much, of course, but still.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
How about "Subliminal" or "Pathetic."
the labeling at the bottom nails it, as usual.
dumbass.
i tire of him.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 9:34pm.
Is he a Crip or a Blood?
More like a tard.
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Yeah, talk about retread.
I mean retard (sp.)
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GERONIMO!
Oh fer fuck's sake.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 9:34pm.
Is he a Crip or a Blood?
More like a tard.
Is he a Crip or a Blood?
JayZ had better watch his back.
Jelly!
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GERONIMO!
Swag is the new MC Hammer.
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GERONIMO!
Too late: I was Swag last week.
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DSK avait évoqué fin avril devant ses journalistes son rapport aux femmes comme l'un des points faibles d'une candidature à la présidentielle. "Oui, j'aime les femmes... et alors?"
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:44pm.
Lol @ Centy. Every European dick i have ever seen was minus foreskin. Strangely enough i was exposed to foreskin issues at an age 6. Our two neighbor boys had to get circumsized due to some kinda problem and i was there to witness them bathing their dicks in Camomile Tea. I guess we europeans DO have a different take on nudity...;-)
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Ha, well of course I know intellectually that not all Europeans have foreskins...however, a friend of mine is obsessed with Europeans and has seen her fair share.
I can't tell you how scarred I was by that high school experience.
I just steer clear of any POSSIBLE foreskin.
I don't even really believe totally in circumcision in theory, especially since they circumcized my nephew in Austin when he was born, they almost cut his little fucking peen off, and had the nerve to tell my bro and sis-in-law that they'd have to fly them AND the baby to Houston for repair!
Love my brother, he was like, "No, YOU will fly the Houston doctors HERE, or we will fucking sue your asses off! My wife just gave birth and my son is almost missing a penis."
They did, and it's fine.
But still. Circumcision not necessary, but for me, smegma is not necessary, and I go out of my way to make sure I never encounter it.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm spelling it wrong, sorry.
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GERONIMO!
This douche. Seriously, I have no idea why Diddy/Puffy/Swag/Idiot is rich and famous. It's one of the mysteries of the universe.
He's another one that needs to grow the fuck up. Isn't he in his 40s or pretty close to it? How long is he going to be doing this bullshit?
Lol @ Centy. Every European dick i have ever seen was minus foreskin. Strangely enough i was exposed to foreskin issues at an age 6. Our two neighbor boys had to get circumsized due to some kinda problem and i was there to witness them bathing their dicks in Camomile Tea. I guess we europeans DO have a different take on nudity...;-)
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:31pm.
Smegma is awful!
When I was a freshman in Catholic high school, this one girl would always call other girls, "Smegma!" and I would laugh but didn't want to ask what it meant, so one day I looked it up in the dictionary and I didn't suck a dick until I was about 25.
And I made him take a shower first.
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I immediately regret Googling this.
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Well, I feel your pain.
It's shaped my entire sex life.
I refuse to be with uncircumcised guys, because who knows what lies beneath?
I stick to Jewish guys and American guys (which of course includes Jewish guys, but with Jewish guys you can at least be 100% sure.)
I spent six months in Europe when I was 29 and didn't do anything but kiss.
Catholic school really fucks you up.
There's just no question about it.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 4:42pm.
how lame, wasn't that guy who was just killed in a drive by in group called Cali Swag something or other?
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right, the "Dougie" kid....
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:31pm.
Smegma is awful!
When I was a freshman in Catholic high school, this one girl would always call other girls, "Smegma!" and I would laugh but didn't want to ask what it meant, so one day I looked it up in the dictionary and I didn't suck a dick until I was about 25.
And I made him take a shower first.
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I immediately regret Googling this.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by skeeterpie on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by scary monsters on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:41pm.
WTF? I can't be expected to remember "Swag"!
How about another S word that actually brings this slack-jawed cultural waste product to mind, such as "Slag," or "Smegma"?
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....smegma
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Smegma is awful!
When I was a freshman in Catholic high school, this one girl would always call other girls, "Smegma!" and I would laugh but didn't want to ask what it meant, so one day I looked it up in the dictionary and I didn't suck a dick until I was about 25.
And I made him take a shower first.
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GERONIMO!
All these name changes are confusing! How about an all purpose name he will always answer to? One suggestion: dumb narcissistic mouth breathing jackass?
Submitted by scary monsters on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:41pm.
WTF? I can't be expected to remember "Swag"!
How about another S word that actually brings this slack-jawed cultural waste product to mind, such as "Slag," or "Smegma"?
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....smegma
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Doesn't Keishit have a song in which she talks about having swagger and looking like Mick Jagger?
I think that says it all.
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GERONIMO!
I think of swag as the free stuff celebs get at events.
Not genius to imply that you're free, as in having no value.
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Changing your name all the time is kinda dumb. No one really keeps track.
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"Douche...it's like the asshole version of John." hahahaha I love you MK!
Swag sounds like gag. Appropriate.
He is the douchemaster. And will someone please explain to. Me what the whole diddy dirty money thing was about? Wasn't he calling himself that for a while? His douchery knows no limits.
Swagger, obviously
Despite a typically well-made case by MK, the sad fact is this dip can only dream of being a douche.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Cymphonique's definition of swagger
Lil Miss Swaggar Song Description:To have SWAGGAR is to have POSITIVE self-confidence, believing that you can be SUCCESSFUL at being yourself, being without fear to do what's right, not just being a follower but a LEADER and (being a BOSS) taking charge in making the right decisions regardless of any negative influences, people or environment.
This song was produced with the intent to empower the mind, body (make you dance), and soul of anyone who listens.
Look at the gay posse there lmao!!!!!!
Um Doody you too old to be called anything but your name.
Stop stealing, this is the only person who is to to be called swag or a version there of. You stole her MC handle.
Behold the 'rapper" L'il Miss Swaggar who was nominated for a BET awards recently. What have you done lately?
Lil Miss Swaggar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2tFzD9bx3s
I thought he'd been eclipsed in the inanity sweepstakes by Kanye...but maybe it's Diddy by a nose.
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"le seul vrai problème de Strauss-Kahn est son rapport aux femmes"~ Jean Quatremer,9 juillet, 2007.
WTF? I can't be expected to remember "Swag"!
How about another S word that actually brings this slack-jawed cultural waste product to mind, such as "Slag," or "Smegma"?
Diddy is very bad for the African American community. He is frightening. Menacing. Can he talk intelligently? Getto to the core.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:32pm.
"Doody" would have been more descriptive.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 4:42pm.
how lame, wasn't that guy who was just killed in a drive by in group called Cali Swag something or other?
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You're right, he's totally ripping off the name of a dead man...Doody is a tool of epic proportions.
And I also thing of swag as the free gifts you get at events.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
"Doody" would have been more descriptive.
I think I will just stick with calling his Ass instead of Swag..
"Swag" makes me think of drapes. Or the goody bags you get at events.
That's what it means to 40 year old white women.
(ETA: Sorry, it was assy to speak for anyone other than myself.)
Remember when he was going out with J Lo? AH HA HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think he really was in love with her, and that's why I have a very teeny soft spot for him.
Also, because his vodka commercials make me laugh.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 5:11pm.
What's a swag?
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It's for swagger. The hip hop community has been using the word A LOT in songs.
swaggering manner, conduct, or walk; ostentatious display of arrogance and conceit.
What's a swag?
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Jeez...the only thing dumber than Diddy is these loozers who call themselves his friends.
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What's next week?
"Fag" on the cover of People?
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GERONIMO!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 4:49pm.
No one was rooting for ya.
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UGH. Just go away. When will Dr. Drew try to treat famewhore-itis. Oh, that's right, then he would need to seek treatment himself.
Great choice MK, Douché it is!
Douché needs to flush himself down the toilet.
Douchebag or dumbass are the names he should go by.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'