Bradley Cooper Is A Man Of Many Talents
One way of shooting the gay rumors into the far distance is to talk about the time you caught a pussy ball with your mouth at a bar in Thailand. And Bradley Cooper did just that on Conan the other night. Todd Phillips, the director of The Hangover II, wanted to take pictures of all the characters acting like drunk fools all over Bangkok. So they all went to this bar and marveled at the skills of one talented trick who could turn her snatch into a ping pong ball launching machine. (Just like my movie idol, Cynthia from Priscilla Queen of the Desert!) B. Coop thought it would be every shade of hilarious if he opened his mouth as the pussy pong ball came flying out and well, I'll let him say it in his words:
"Bangkok is known for these venues where females are able to do things with their nether regions that you wouldn't think they'd normally do. So this one gal was able to eject ping pong balls at high velocities with amazing accuracy. I, being the jackass that I am, was like, 'Let's do one where I'm like (opens mouth).' And I mean, pssssht, right in my mouth. Record skips, handi wipes coming out from everywhere, Ed Helms is throwing up! By the way, that's not the only thing they do."
Now this is the point in a post when I can either take a right by making the obvious joke about how I don't know why everyone was freaking out since B. Coop always has Thai balls in his mouth. Or I can take a left by saying Renee Zellweger is wishing she could squint and launch with her vagina so that B. Coop would've opened his mouth around her every now and again. Or I can just keep my foot on the brake and we can share a joint while looking at these absolutely thrilling pictures from last night's The Hangover II premiere in L.A.
In order: B. Coop in brown, RDJ with his wife, Ed Helms, Zach Galfalafelkisskiss, Alyssa Milano, the pigeon whisperer, Jordin Sparks, Krystal Kardashian, Mr. Jay and Ken Jeong.
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I appreciate a treasure trail, even on a Keebler Elf.
1. Bradley Cooper looks like a bizarro Robin Williams in the first thumbnail. I agree with the other poster...his features are just "off". Oh & gay. Totes.
2. RDJ got some fresh hair plugs. Really cute wife. The pasties were a bad idea though.
3. Zach G. looks like the type of guy who would wear flip-flops with dirty toenails.
4. Was that the best dress Alyssa could wear? Really?
5. Mike Tyson looks sickly.
6. I want to eat the monkey. Not in a Faces of Death kinda way, in a "Awww, she is so fucking cute" kinda way.
7. CHANG!
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
BCoop's sexual orientation is not in question.
I'm starting to question Renee Zellwegger's sexual orientation.
I have questions. Yes, I have many questions.
There's only one way to find out for sure.
Waterboard Jennifer Esposito.
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GERONIMO!
No way! Bar girls in BKK shoot ping pong balls out of their pussies? Only since 1965, right?
I hate movie promo tours. They force the talent to prattle on about nothing.
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DSK avait évoqué fin avril devant ses journalistes son rapport aux femmes comme l'un des points faibles d'une candidature à la présidentielle. "Oui, j'aime les femmes... et alors?"
Krystal's doing a Hitler salute!
Mark my words, that monkey will never work in this town again.
RDJ had to match his jekket. I'm more worried about the rest of his make up.
& MK that is NOT a Kardashian - this one clearly has talent.
He really reminds me of Matthew Perry, if Matthew Perry were a movie star who didn't deserve to be a movie star.
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GERONIMO!
Mk, what are you talking about? That hot b!tch is too short to be Khloe. Not to mention, too gorgeous ;)
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
And I wasn't there to rub Ed's back as he puked. Poor baby!!!
sad day...or pre end of the world day when Zach is the hot one..and a monkey is the main draw...damn I just love that monkey though....such a poser...I am a sucker for all hairy and furry and feathery critters...(Zach included)...but I did think the first Hangover was hilarious! Is the Pigeon Whisperer losing weight (he looks fucking tired), and why does RDJ have lipstick on??
I love the way he just slightly changed the anecdote, when it was really a Thai rent boy shooting baseballs out of his ass, and Bradley was catching.
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GERONIMO!
after seeing this monkey in that fierce dress and pose. I've seen it all. I'm fine with leaving the planet tomorrow.
ciao!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I forgot Alyssa Milano was pregnant. Poor baby. Even her knees look swollen. She looks like she wants to shank a bitch. I don't blame her. Heat and pregnancy do not mix.
That is by far the nastiest thing I have ever heard in all my life! Whether he's closeted or not, that is just too much. Too much. He deserves to get mouth clap.
Brad seems ok with rimming....his gag reflex must be about normal....it was the straight guys puking...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
lmao MK, I knew you'd catch it! As soon as you said pussy ball I thought "oh man, this guy is definitely not straight if he's using a scene from Priscilla - Queen of the Desert as his "straight" story," Christ could he be anymore obvious?
The monkey in the dress looks saner than me and everyone else I have ever known. Oh well, since the world ends tomorrow, I don't mind one bit.
'Cause human trafficking is so funny.
'mo,'Mo, 'MO.....BIG OL 'MO! (sung to the tune of Big Bad John)
B. Coopers suit looks like it was made in a chocolate factory.
I think RDJ's wife is wearing pasties.
B Coop's weak jaw is what makes him look a bit off. It is not manly to have a weak jaw.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Great pic Krystal!
Did Tyson lose weight, he looks anorexic?
Zach and all his sexy puffiness looks great. I love his dry/asshole sense of humor.
B.Coops head does look funny or oddly shaped (in the thumbnails)
Jay Manuel is a really pretty man and yes his hair is gross. Silver works for the FOX only.
He's a lying sack of shit, but who's going to call him on it publicly? I bet eventually there'll be a BI about it though. Really, what kind of anyone lets a potentially diseased ping pong ball fly out of a Thai cooch into their mouth? I don't think even Colin Farrell would do it and we all know what a dirty bastard he is.
Does anyone else think it's creepy that he called her a "gal?" Who uses that word anymore?
He always reminds me of a Mr. Potato Head. It doesn't really show in these pics, but from the side or when he's talking, you can tell none of his features go together. He's got a fucked up jawline and his mouth looks weird. Everything looks okay separately, nothing looks right together.
@ spare medicine ball comment, holy shit!!! If I had been drinking something I would have spit it across the room laughing!!!
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I love that Krystal Kardashian is waving.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Krystal Kardashian. . .Hahahahahaha ! !
Why do I suspect that the other Kardashians would look like their kin, Krystal, if they didn't have their 3 times a week hair removal procedure.
Jack... did I get you in the eye? Sorry! You would think I had better aim... being a basketball player and all...
That Bradley Cooper just signed with blood that he is gay. Who tells that story? If I had my doubts, this definitely proves his gayness... not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Paquita - absolutely... now aim a little more to the left.
LMFAO EYE GEE!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaaa
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:48pm.
*passes out ping pong balls to all the real "ladies"*
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I don't suppose you happen to have a spare medicine ball lying around, do you?
*sips tea with pinky extended, farts*
*grabs ping pong ball* Thank you Jack!
Chiri, you look gorgeous... You didn't tell us you where there!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Way to overcompensate, Bradley. Now you sound like a man who protests too much AND a total douche. Who are you, Fredo Corleone?
Cooper is starting to sound like the great gay denier Kevin "I'm Having Sex With A Woman RIGHT NOW!" Spacey. No one believed him either, so just give it up and be yourself.
CHIRI!!!! I love your dress ho!
DAMN I look gorgeous on pic#9!!! JELLIZZZZZZZ anyone??!?!!!! lol
Coma Caca!
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any movie with a drug dealing monkey in a dress named Krystal is a must see for me...btw, I LOVED Hangover I have seen it damn near 25 times...every time it is on HBO which seems like every other day I watch it in it entirety...that movie is gold cause it never fails to make me laugh every single time.
any movie with a drug dealing monkey in a dress named Krystal is a must see for me...btw, I LOVED Hangover I have seen it damn near 25 times...every time it is on HBO which seems like every other day I watch it in it entirety...that movie is gold cause it never fails to make me laugh every single time.
The monkey is the true media whore of the bunch.
I am going to see the movie just for the monkey! And Ken Jeong. He is the best character on "Community". Great comic actor.
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
They should've played wiffle ball with her like
they did in beer league
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*passes out ping pong balls to all the real "ladies"*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Do they walk around with Ben Wa balls all day?
*confused*
IG...Super Kegel should be hsotd. Ha.
*practices 'climbing the ladder'*
"as am I..."
Raul had a friend who went there to work, he called the whores LBFMs, little brown fucking machines.
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person
Raul doesn't always talk about himself in 3rd person but when he does I do.
Bs or not, the fact that he brags about this says a lot about him..*grabs mouthwash*
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
#1, that Conan appearance had my gaydar pinging like mad. B Coop for one, and when that dude who was in Bridemaids came on, I swear he was hot for B Coop, too.
And #2, let us bathe in the beauty of ping pong pussy done right:
http://youtu.be/NDu9gbuKpKc
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:30pm.
She's my gayelle fantasy.
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Ha! She'd be mine too but she's so much like me that alls I can be is a jellus h8R! lol
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Pose Like a Chola:
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Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:31pm.
I wanna lick on bradley cooper's hairy taint. his legs spread open in the air my face stuffed in his ass. god i'm horny
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oooh yeah this is the stuff ooh yeah oooh yeah ooh yeahh yeah yeah oooooh yeahhh flat fat tongue on a big juicy hairy taint yes yes yes yes
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Jay Manuel's hair annoys me.
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Fri, 05/20/2011 - 12:31pm
How fucking wonderfully random!
Hey WTF? Chirio's a star now?! That's why she never comes here anymore?! LOL!
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Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
I wanna lick on bradley cooper's hairy taint. his legs spread open in the air my face stuffed in his ass. god i'm horny
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Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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