Afternoon Crumbs
What is it called when your chichis are a few sag drops away from covering your down low bits? CHUPA (Chichis Upper Pubic Area)? Yeah, Courtney Love’s got that – Cityrag
Kanye West and Naomi Campbell were on the same stage and their ego monsters did not jump out of their bodies to battle to the death – Lainey Gossip
Tom Hardy as Bane looks a lot like roided up pit bull with leather chonies on his face – The Superficial
Something tells me if JWoww’s face got stuck like that, she wouldn’t even mind – Hollywood Tuna
This is some “My Ears Say NO But My Eyes Say YES” shit – Towleroad
If you replaced “Smallville” with a hot bear claw from Dunkin’ Donuts, this would be me – Boston Barstool Sports
And Jane Fonda still wins this picture (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The long-awaited Kunty Karl vs. St. Angie war has started – Celebitchy
I really have to commend Glamberace on his dedication to always looking like he’s ready for the rapture – Just Jared
FINALLY! Some real talent – The Daily What
Methinks Gwen Stefani needs more black eyeshadow – Popsugar
Jennifer Lawrence’s brown hair sort of makes her look like a rally bad Sofia Vergara impersonator – Popoholic
Lindsay Lohan still likes penis – ICYDK
Kirstie Alley is either sucking the life out of Romeo or sucking out the contents of his stomach – The Berry
Aaaaaaand here’s my new favorite show – OMG Blog
Paula Abdul’s outfit is where the botanical gardens and the zoo collide in the name of fug – Hollywood Rag
Katie Holmes really has a talent for dressing as boring as boring can be – I’m Not Obsessed