Afternoon Crumbs

May 20, 2011 / Posted by:

What is it called when your chichis are a few sag drops away from covering your down low bits? CHUPA (Chichis Upper Pubic Area)? Yeah, Courtney Love’s got that – Cityrag

Kanye West and Naomi Campbell were on the same stage and their ego monsters did not jump out of their bodies to battle to the death – Lainey Gossip

Tom Hardy as Bane looks a lot like roided up pit bull with leather chonies on his face – The Superficial

Something tells me if JWoww’s face got stuck like that, she wouldn’t even mind – Hollywood Tuna

This is some “My Ears Say NO But My Eyes Say YES” shit – Towleroad

If you replaced “Smallville” with a hot bear claw from Dunkin’ Donuts, this would be me – Boston Barstool Sports

And Jane Fonda still wins this picture (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The long-awaited Kunty Karl vs. St. Angie war has started – Celebitchy

I really have to commend Glamberace on his dedication to always looking like he’s ready for the rapture – Just Jared

FINALLY! Some real talent – The Daily What

Methinks Gwen Stefani needs more black eyeshadow – Popsugar

Jennifer Lawrence’s brown hair sort of makes her look like a rally bad Sofia Vergara impersonator – Popoholic

Lindsay Lohan still likes penis – ICYDK

Kirstie Alley is either sucking the life out of Romeo or sucking out the contents of his stomach – The Berry

Aaaaaaand here’s my new favorite show – OMG Blog

Paula Abdul’s outfit is where the botanical gardens and the zoo collide in the name of fug – Hollywood Rag

Katie Holmes really has a talent for dressing as boring as boring can be – I’m Not Obsessed

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