Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Sort Of Dating
Showbiz Spy says that Justin Theroux's head shot is now glued onto the cardboard cutout groom Jennifer Aniston keeps in the garage she converted into a play wedding chapel. Justin, formerly known as the hot Irish piece from Charlie's Angels, is comforting Jennifer Aniston while she mourns the loss of her longtime and beloved best friend forever Norman. I'm sure this is therapeutic for Jennifer. Picking the lice and cutting the dingles out of Justin's beard probably reminds Jennifer of all the times she bonded with Norman while she groomed his butt.
A source says that Jennifer and Justin had dinner at the Sunset Towers Tower Bar the other night and it wasn't their first date. The source also said this shit: "Jen and Justin have recently started dating. They’ve known each other for a while, but they’re more than friends now. They’re cautious — they’re both taking it slowly.”
Underneath that pile of dead guinea pigs on Justin Theroux's face lies a piece who might be the hottest ho Jennifer Aniston has "allegedly" dated in a long time. But this is coming from a bitch who has always had a thing for dudes that look like a 40-something failed bass player who got fired from his bike messenger job and now spends his time texting me pictures of the art he's made using old scabs and ramen noodles (this is a true story).
Justin even looks like the type who won't get freaked out when Jennifer introduces him to her live-in Adult Baby!!!
UPDATE: Jennifer's rep says this shit is a lie. Oh, well. More beard for me!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 9:43pm.
Way to take all the fun out of acronyms, becky!!
*sigh* inmyifyoudontlikeityoucangofuckyourselfopinion.
Look at all that strenuous activity you forced me to!
*calls rheumatologist*
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 9:38pm.
"IMIYDLIYCGFYSO" ???????
I'm guessing it starts with 'In my' and ends with 'opinion' but you've lost me with the middle part.
Whatever good looks he may have possessed in the past, I never was super-convinced this guy was straight. I only saw him on Six Feet Under, in its almost unviewable final season, and while he wasn't half-bad at pretending to play the french horn and be all angsty and halting, I never for one instant bought him and Rachel Griffiths as a couple.
Whereas her on-screen heat with Peter Something was extremely believable, IMIYDLIYCGFYSO. For She Who Is Rachel Griffiths to be in a sexish scene with another actor and have it be devoid of sparkliness--well, I'd say the dude's gay.
Or maybe he's a crappy actor. Which is better?
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
Jennifer's rep likes to control which lies get publicized about her.
Damn this bitch's face is busted.
"When they go crazy, you're supposed to go crazy, too. If somebody messes with my six year-old, I'm cutting a motherfucker's head off. Then taking it to a bar and talk to it. A scotch and soda for me and get my friend here a beer." - Paul Mooney
Stab the shit out of it 6 ways to Sunday for a month and then GTFO!
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
-Ash
"I would do things that suck... for your love..."
-Butthead
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizo
Jesus! She's dating an Etch-A-Sketch now?
Okay, I don't mind if you sport a beard like that. Not at all!! "braids pubes and leg hair into cornrows and adds beads*
Facial hair is gross. Smells. I don't think she is a lot better looking than him.
Don't know who this guy is but he sure is fugly. Poor Maniston probably trained her cats to be bridesmaids when she plays wedding in the garage.
Justin used to be smokin. This hipster facial hair trend has to stop NOW. You could be the hottest man on the planet, but if you have a beard like this, I'm not going there. Do you clean and brush it everyday? Does it smell? Am I going to get crumbs from your lunch yesterday in my mouth if I kiss you? Will kissing you be like going down on a hippie chick? When you're "down there," how will you be able to make contact with my delicate parts the way I like it, with a huge wiry bush in the way? (I'm talking about yours, cause I don't have one.) Only ZZ Top should look like this.
Also, I thought it was a well-known fact in Hwood that Justin was gay. Did the ugly facial hair turn him straight? Someone call the Baptists, the cure you've been looking for has been found.
When did Justin Theroux decide to turn into a Bubba?
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Does anyone remember when he was in that half shitty half hot movie with alyssa milano when he kills his whole family? oh mr ack-tor, please brush this ho off.
He was hot as hell in Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle as Drew's character's ex, Seamus.
She's only dating him because he looks like one of her stuffed toys.
OMG, I remember him from that Sex & the City episode. I NEVER would have guessed this is the same guy.
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He was the evil DJ in Zoolander?! Bwhahahahaha!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:23pm.
sorry to not be on topic but that dress is HIDEOUS. there's a fine line with the plunging neckline between sexy and slutty, and Fishy slipped on a banana peel and skidded right over it. or maybe it's the bony bird chest and it wouldn't look as bad on, say, JLo.
either way, FAIL.
OT: never heard of this guy but he's supposed to be hot? really??? O_o
Justin Theroux's eyebrow game has always been impeccable.
I wish Jennifer all the happiness she deserves. I am about to give up hope that she will ever get together with Shemar Moore. Dont they see how perfect they wold be together? This Justin person is fug. His cousin on the other hand..
The Kevin Smith look is not working there, JT. Lose the beard and restore hotness, ASAP.
This is like the sailing of the Titanic. Jennifer Aniston is the quintessential needy girl. Maybe second only to Jennifer Love Hewitt.
A needy/clingy girl can suck the life right out of you. From the constant reassurances that everything's "OK" to constant allegations of non-existent wrong doing. To being up your ass every time you go anywhere together, to seeing any time that you need time alone as a personal slap at them.
These are the women that when you break up with them you feel like a million pounds have been taken off your back. This poor slob will go till his life battery is dry then breakup with her and lock himself in his house and fear the opposite sex like a rape victim for years.
WTF happened to him? I guess Mulholland Drive and American Psycho were a long time ago. Oh, and that one episode of Sex and the City where he played a guy suffering from premature ejaculation.
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all i have to say about this is
WTF! happened to that guy?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
He looks like someone just busted him for farting.
Fucking_Classy -- I hate these broads that hide behind their hair. They're masking seriously ugly mugs. The mark of a beautiful woman is if she could walk around wearing a buzz cut and still look hot. Goopy & Chiniston would look like freaks if they did that.
Condi -- I agree with you about Chiniston. She tries to come off as though she's so cool but she's a big bag of stupid. While I would usually think a woman closer to Justin's age would have something more to bring to the table, it's not true in Chiniston's case, unless you count her money or inexplicable fame. Aside from those two things, she doesn't have a thing.
I really liked Justin in "American Psycho," "Mulholland Drive" and "Six Feet Under." He really needs to get rid of that heinous beard!!!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
And now I threw up in my mouth a little because, when trying to think of a bearded friend that could answer me this, the only one that came up was my DAD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh you!
I don't see a reason why a beard would cause rug burns down there though; unless the owner is actually going down by digging his CHIN into the area.
oooo he's hawt with out the beard tho!!!
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Justin needs his ass kicked for looking like that.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 1:19pm.
Does this mean we're going to have to put up with a bunch of insipid "blended names" like Jennustin or Justifer?
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Therouxiston? That sounds like an anti-diarrhea medicine.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I remember he was in SATC as the dude who kept cumming before he even had sex. Skinny MF, he looks thick here.
LOL @ Whiskey's eye roll!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by sybil on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:20pm.
I don't like rug burn on my thighs, I would take a pass on Justin and his pink tongue!
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That's a mystery to me, frankly... how do bearded men go down on women? Do these women like the rug burns and tickling? Or is it code for "I don't eat it, I just finger it"?
And now I threw up in my mouth a little because, when trying to think of a bearded friend that could answer me this, the only one that came up was my DAD.
OT: His hat is ridiculous.
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Lol. My hubby has a beard (not anywhere near as full as Mr. Theroux up there. More like chin puff and side stubble). It's never bothered me in that respect. Maybe it's the angle he keeps his head, but I've never felt scuffed by his beard.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Does this mean we're going to have to put up with a bunch of insipid "blended names" like Jennustin or Justifer?
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
What?! WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Why does my Justin look like THAT and why is he dating ANISTON?
OOOOOH what a world, what a wooooorrllld..... *sob*
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Yeah, he kinda has a bit of a monobrow going on but still . . . dang, Jen, git some!
Oh, and he is hotter than Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler always looks like he needs to be pressure washed.
A POEM:
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Justin Theroux?
Is this is best you could do?
The google images of the guy are pretty hot.
But if this is his regular, non-filming look, maybe she's trying to be like her girl Courtney and find something kind of icky-Arquette?
Some chicks likes dating unattractive guys to get more compliments/attention, such as "She's so hot...compared to him." My sister is ecstatic that her husband is getting gray hair and some wrinkles so that she'll look younger and more attractive by comparison. Kind of like chicks who only have friends that are heavier or less attractive. (Ugh, how my sister chooses her friends.)
Excuse me? This is bogus. Unless Theroux is looking for a beard (jury's still out on that and even if he is he can do a lot better), there's no way he'd be after Aniston. This has to be business-related. Theroux is hot right now as a producer/writer - why would he settle for middle-aged poon when he can go DiCaprio's route and have dozens of 20-year-old models to choose from? It's not like Aniston has intelligence and wit to make up for her age - she's as dumb as a box of rocks. Might as well go with "tight young beautiful & stupid" if that's the choice. So what gives here?
This is IT, guys. She's gonna marry this time...I can FEEL IT. I expect the National Enquirer to announce that she's "over the moon" with this dude's babeh any day now.
(eyeroll)
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Hmmm...I may change the big black heart tat I was going to get on my left tit to say EMPTY rather than BYE GOOD.
Submitted by Vera Charles on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:41pm.
The kids over at Google say he's hot:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Justin+Theroux&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en...
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Ooo damn. If that is hiding under that beard and dumb ass hat, then thumbs up Jen!
(South Park cop voice) Niiiccccccee
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
That's a mystery to me, frankly... how do bearded men go down on women? Do these women like the rug burns and tickling? Or is it code for "I don't eat it, I just finger it"?
And now I threw up in my mouth a little because, when trying to think of a bearded friend that could answer me this, the only one that came up was my DAD.
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Believe it or not, it's perfectly fine. No rug burns (as long as it's not stubbly), it tickles a little but otherwise it's pretty much the same as a clean-shaven dude.
I know this because I read a lot.
*adjusts halo*
*walks off whistling*
OnT: J'Alone looks like HELL in the banner pic.
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WOW.
The kids over at Google say he's hot:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Justin+Theroux&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en...
No idea who Justin Theroux is, but he looks good without the Amish beard. No offense to any Amish people on here.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by sybil on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:20pm.
I don't like rug burn on my thighs, I would take a pass on Justin and his pink tongue!
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That's a mystery to me, frankly... how do bearded men go down on women? Do these women like the rug burns and tickling? Or is it code for "I don't eat it, I just finger it"?
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Ehh a beard doesn't really make that much of a difference I have noticed. I've been with A BEARD for a few years and I have no complaints.
NOT YOU, FAT JESUS!!!!
I bet Jen is a low down dirty WHORE in bed... I get the vibe... if you know otherwise please STFU and don't ruin it for me kthxs.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
He looks like Al-Qaeda member.
His nipples... they speak to me.
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