Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 19, 2011 / Posted by:

The Pejazzle! The Pejazzle sounds like some kind of Bob Fosse-like wave a dude can do with his pee stream to make things more entertaining, but it’s actually a bedazzled tramp stamp for your crotch! It’s also for hos who love to waste their money on ridiculous foolery that only their Real Dolls will get to see!

The makers of Vajazzle have heard the cries of no one men who want their fupa to look like Johnny Weir just blew an air kiss at it, so they are now peddling crotch crystals for men. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sad love life is about to turn around now that she’ll be able to clink crystals with her boyfriends. By the way, crystals clinking sounds just like a disco ball queefing so this is a good thing.

Mark Wright of the UK TV Show The Only Way Is Essex has been chosen as the face of Pejazzling and tells the Daily Mail that he thinks this shit is going to be a hit! Mark says, “Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different. Think of it just like a crystal tattoo – and it’s less permanent than a real one. Any good looking bloke can wear Pejazzles,’ he continues. Prince William perhaps?

We’re definitely moving in the right direction, but we’re not there yet. While crystals may have enough shine to entertain a kitten for a few seconds, us human sluts need a little more. I’m thinking a Plasma TV screen for the upper dick area. YES! While you’re lick on the tip, don’t you wish you could stare at the crotch in front of you and catch up on world news or episodes of Gigolos? Get on it, Mark Wright! Make CrotchDTV the new thing!

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