Danielle Staub Has Retired From The Pole

Scores is taking “The Grinch Grind” special off of their menu, because Danielle Staub, the former prostitution whorah from The Real Housewives of NJ, has torn her contract with them and has given her last twirl around the pole. Just two days after it was announced that fans of four square titties and deep fried ham wallets would get to see Danielle live at Scores once a year, she has told People that she quit to work on the state of her mental health instead.

“I have addictions with love and low self-esteem, and I need help! My low self-esteem derived from childhood sexual abuse has messed with my mind and self-worth, and over the years I thought about getting help but pushed it deep into the depths of denial. For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure.

Seeing how I have hurt myself and my family this time. I can no longer push it behind me.”

Danielle has also been trying to get a hold of Dr. Drew for help. AND Danielle just finished shooting a reality show with Heidi Montag. Now, I’m not saying that Danielle isn’t crazier than a flaming bag of mites and needs psychological help in a serious way, but hos usually only ring up Dr. Drew when they suffer from chronic famewhoreitis and the only cure is a Vh1 camera up their nostrils. Bitch needs reality show rehab, not Celebrity Rehab.