Botox Mom Is A Hoax

May 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Cut to White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris Kardashian sending a cold shiver up Child Protective Services’ spine by simultaneously saying: “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?

Botox Mom, the evil cunt monster who horrified many bitches while giving parents of ultra wrinkly children an idea, has confessed that she injected a syringe full of fakery right into the media’s forehead. Sheena Upton (stage name: Kerry Campbell) admitted in a sworn declaration to San Francisco’s Department of Human Services that she has never given her 8-year-old daughter Botox, never waxed her and never put her in child beauty pageants. Bitch did it all for a quick $200 check!

According to TMZ, shortly after Human Services snatched up Sheena’s daughter, she told authorities that The Sun asked her to play the role of an insane mom who freezes her daughter’s face to compete in beauty pageants. They paid her $200 to recite the words in a script during a recorded interview. Then, when both Good Morning America and The Insider came knocking, Sheena couldn’t turn down the “large amount of cash” they promised to give her for appearing on camera. ABC denies paying Sheena, but says they did pay a broker no more than $10,000 to license pictures of Botox Mom and Botox Baby.

In order to prove that she lied, Sheena took her daughter to UCLA Medical Center so that doctors could prove that the little girl is Botox-free. Sheena declared in the declaration: “After my daughter received a full medical exam, the results indicated that she has not ever received treatments including Botox or other such injections.”

The reports from UCLA have been sent over to Human Services. They still haven’t given Sheena her daughter back. Human Services has since given Sheena her daughter back.

Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome just sprouted out a famewhore bud. So, Sheena told “shame” to fuck off, banished “dignity” from her thought process and then taught her daughter how to lie into a camera lens for money? The streets of Hollywood are now paved with the sparkling tears of every terrible stage parent who is crying over how beautiful and inspirational this story is. CPS’ nightmares is America’s dream!

But more importantly, THE SUN MAKES UP STORIES?! You mean to tell me that every story I’ve read on The Sun about a kangaroo nursing an abandoned puppy was a lie?! I really don’t know what to believe anymore. My emotions: they’ve been fucked with for pageviews.

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