Botox Mom Is A Hoax
Cut to White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris Kardashian sending a cold shiver up Child Protective Services' spine by simultaneously saying: "Damn, why didn't I think of that?"
Botox Mom, the evil cunt monster who horrified many bitches while giving parents of ultra wrinkly children an idea, has confessed that she injected a syringe full of fakery right into the media's forehead. Sheena Upton (stage name: Kerry Campbell) admitted in a sworn declaration to San Francisco's Department of Human Services that she has never given her 8-year-old daughter Botox, never waxed her and never put her in child beauty pageants. Bitch did it all for a quick $200 check!
According to TMZ, shortly after Human Services snatched up Sheena's daughter, she told authorities that The Sun asked her to play the role of an insane mom who freezes her daughter's face to compete in beauty pageants. They paid her $200 to recite the words in a script during a recorded interview. Then, when both Good Morning America and The Insider came knocking, Sheena couldn't turn down the "large amount of cash" they promised to give her for appearing on camera. ABC denies paying Sheena, but says they did pay a broker no more than $10,000 to license pictures of Botox Mom and Botox Baby.
In order to prove that she lied, Sheena took her daughter to UCLA Medical Center so that doctors could prove that the little girl is Botox-free. Sheena declared in the declaration: "After my daughter received a full medical exam, the results indicated that she has not ever received treatments including Botox or other such injections."
The reports from UCLA have been sent over to Human Services. They still haven't given Sheena her daughter back. Human Services has since given Sheena her daughter back.
Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome just sprouted out a famewhore bud. So, Sheena told "shame" to fuck off, banished "dignity" from her thought process and then taught her daughter how to lie into a camera lens for money? The streets of Hollywood are now paved with the sparkling tears of every terrible stage parent who is crying over how beautiful and inspirational this story is. CPS' nightmares is America's dream!
But more importantly, THE SUN MAKES UP STORIES?! You mean to tell me that every story I've read on The Sun about a kangaroo nursing an abandoned puppy was a lie?! I really don't know what to believe anymore. My emotions: they've been fucked with for pageviews.
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Poor kid, she was unlucky enough to have this woman as her mother. Botox is not for children and Child Protection Services should take action to these situations. I used botox certification but it was a mature decision, I used for my wrinkles, children don't have wrinkles.
I wonder what kind of people work at The Sun ?
And I love how the so-called Mom on GMA said "I feel so used!"
YOU feel used? HAH. Bitch should lose custody on principle alone.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Okay, okay, you got me. I bow down to ALL those DListers who called this hoax way back at the beginning. Knowing human nature as I do, I figured the story had to be true, but you guys obviously know just a TEEENY bit more than I do -- going just one step past "cruel bitch injecting her daughter" to "cruel bitch USING her daughter to make 200 big ones". Yeah, cause $200 is worth it, right? Jeezum Christmas, I feel used. I'll go send that Nigerian Prince a few thousand dollars now so I can feel better about myself.
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
When this was happening someone mentioned 'balloon boy' and I thought hmmm what if... I just thought for a second what if she is faking the whole thing. There were too many marks/dots to show where to inject the Botox. I thought why would she need so many jabs. And when the kid was holding ice to her face I thought WHERE is the swelling.
Anyway, the mum is totally fucked. And like another poster said I HATE people.
wow .. way to teach your daughter to lie. fucking stupid bitch.
i hate people.
Lara Spencer's gonna have egg on her face.
Can only be an improvement.
The kid's face looked all kinds of screwed up and weird to me......sad if it's just her real face.
I was wondering why her nut job mother hadn't done lipo and a tummy tuck AND eyebrow waxing and perhaps lap band surgery on her poor little ass.....now we know.
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*takes another puff of Alaskan Thunderfuck*
I admit, I fell for it hook, line and sinker. Props to those who said it was a hoax from the get go.
Maybe the kid should get an agent. She has an "acting" reel now!
You are nothing if not well informed. (MK)
-Belize from Angels in America
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by LisaL on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46am.
And once again I say.... this stupid bitch can have children, but I can't. Awesome God, Gods, whatever the fuck is out there, if anything.
How is a statement like this any different than one of those "It's God's will" statements?
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "...I am so over paying people for imaginary "disabilities" when there are deserving people out there who truly cannot work."
I used to work with a man (well, he worked for the same company and also lived on my block) who was a QUADRIPLEGIC. He moved his wheelchair with the thing you blow into. Wore a suit every day, and a van would come pick him up and drop him off (since he couldn't ride the subway or bus or even take a regular car).
If that man can show up to a job every day, ALL THESE OTHER FUCKS CAN!!!!
I smelled something in this unclean milk. The entire thing seemed hinky to me from the get-go.
That baby man collecting disability should be made to sweep streets, pick up trash, or load groceries. Anything. I am so over paying people for imaginary "disabilities" when there are deserving people out there who truly cannot work.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by LisaL on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46am.
And once again I say.... this stupid bitch can have children, but I can't. Awesome God, Gods, whatever the fuck is out there, if anything.
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Truth! It makes no sense.
And OneLiner, where did she say that only her needs matter? It IS totally unfair that assholes like this can have children they will sell out for $200 and plenty of good people are not able to have the family they want.
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I'm bored with babies and engagements and happiness and joy and shit. - ImpertinentVixen
I had an idea this story wasn't true when they showed the pic of the little girl in that ugly ass "pageant" dress. Those real dresses cost hundreds of dollars... hers looked like it came from the Salvation Army thrift store. And there were no pics of her actually IN a real pageant either.
But besides that... her mother should be ashamed for making her daughter lie on camera. How is she going to have any morals when her mother is teaching her it's ok to lie and cheat people??
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by LisaL on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46am.
And once again I say.... this stupid bitch can have children, but I can't. Awesome God, Gods, whatever the fuck is out there, if anything.
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Yes, yes totally agreed because, ya' know, only your wants and needs matter....ok
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Hum... I smell a lawsuit.
"But more importantly, THE SUN MAKES UP STORIES?!"
Uhhh....yeah!! They're part of Rupert Murdoch's empire, just like Faux News. So of course they make up shit. The Sun's stories are about as factual as a Real Housewives episode.
Something tells me that the little girl cried when she realized she had to leave foster care. She'd be better off raised by wolves.
I'm a broke-ass myself, buy all this drama started with a $200 story? That's a life FAIL, a motherhood, FAIL, and a journalism FAIL.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
This just makes this bitch look even crazier! I hope having CPS take her kid away for a few days was an eye opener for her and she stops the pimping of her kid now. MOTHER FAIL!
Obviously she wasn't really injecting anything, just propping the syringe to look like it.
I did wonder why she had so many proposed injection marks on her daughters nose and mouth. Anyone with knowledge of Botox knows you don't get it there.
They don't call me Detective for nothing. Hard to believe people in my real life still doubt my super powers!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:16am.
No way in bumfuck would you Botox your kid and not wax the fuck outta that unibrow while you were at it.
you know, that should have tipped us all off right there. a pageant child would have had that unibrow waxed by age 12 months at the most.
kudos to detective latoya and others who were more observant and astute than we.
*salute*
Even if it wasn't botox, she still stuck needles in her daughter so what was in the syringe?
Lying comes so easily to some people. I should know because I'm the Queen of Sweden and I shit gold bullion.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
It was Detective La Toya and another girl who said the original story was bullshit. I can't think of the screen name though.
I knew the botox story was bullshit. But the bitch is still nucking futz and that poor little girl is screwed having her for a mom.
ABC denies paying Sheena, but says they did pay a broker no more than $10,000 to license pictures of Botox Mom and Botox Baby.
Ha! Can't wait to see ABC and Good Morning America try to worm their way out of this mess. $10,000 for a fake story. That's some crack investigative reporting!
I don't care if she was lying THEN or lying NOW. CPS shouldn't have given this moron her daughter back -- she obviously doesn't give a fuck about her other than as a meal ticket and has no morals to teach her. She doesn't deserve to have a kid (and I don't say that lightly).
This, more than anything, convinces me that the Rapture is indeed going to happen on Sunday. Sick sick sick.
**edit: I mean, Saturday. durrrr.**
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I'm calling bullshit. She may not have injected the kid's face w/Botox, but she injected it w/SOMETHING. That child's got a swollen face, swollen lips, and injection marks all over her face.
CPS, pull your collective heads out of your asses and take the kid away for good. FFS, does she need to be prostituted or dead before she matters?
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If the kids are still alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
HAHAHAHAHAHA a bunch of really rich and powerful people just got a face full of egg HAHAHAHAHAHA
In this recession $200 don't pay a cellphone bill much less rent maybe a break on some fucking gas. Botox Mom, You WILL NOT ascend to the heavens on Saturday!
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by LisaL on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:46am.
And once again I say.... this stupid bitch can have children, but I can't. Awesome God, Gods, whatever the fuck is out there, if anything.
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I'm sorry you are going through that and I totally agree.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:18am.
SOMEONE on this site called this bitch on her bullshit! WHO WAS IT?
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I remember that too, they compared her to balloon boy I think. Who's the winner, lol! Stupid bitch, she should be prosecuted for something, I don't know what but something.
Anyone else wonder where the father in this mess is? Doesn't seem to have ever been brought up...
And once again I say.... this stupid bitch can have children, but I can't. Awesome God, Gods, whatever the fuck is out there, if anything.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:30am.
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I'm a shitty person for thinking this, but suicide doesn't sound like a horrible option in his case.
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I agree...does he really think people will rally around his cause ? It makes me sick that he's threatening suicide because he doesn't want to get a job.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:16am.
He's probably threatening suicide so he can continue to get his SSI for "Mental Health" reasons. I hate people who abuse the system and make the rest of us look bad. I'm on disability, for an autoimmune disorder. I hate feeling useless, so I work part time, in the mental health field (an on call position, which is perfect for me, since I'm at home for most of my shift) and I'm amazed at how many of my clients receive disability for mental problems.
Topic? She should not get that child back because she still stuck a needle into her face, even if there wasn't botox in it.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
After the posters in the original Botox Mom thread brought up that this might be a hoax, I wondered if it might be orchestrated by some subversive children's rights organization trying to expose ugly elements of the pagaent lifestyle. Kind of disappointed to learn it's just some desperate shmuck whoring out her daughter.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
So they gave her the kid back even after 1.she used the kid to make money/ whoring out her kid 2.she lied to everybody.3. Told her daughter to lie as well. They find her a fit parent???????? She is setting such a good example for her kid. So she taught her daughter it is okay to lie to make money.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:16am.
madame s.- Yes! He's ridiculous.
In an email response to The Washington Times, Mr. Thornton threatened to kill himself if his Social Security payments are taken away, and said the television episode showing him doing woodwork oversold his abilities.
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
But this is the funny part:
Mr. Coburn also questions why Miss Dias, as a former nurse, collects SSI benefits, “since she is able to provide childcare” to Mr. Thornton.
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I'm a shitty person for thinking this, but suicide doesn't sound like a horrible option in his case.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
My mother hates it when I do this, but well, I can't resist.
I told you so. This was no pageant kid, no way was she waxing non-existent hair, blah, blah.
There, got that out of my system. I can't believe they just gave her kid back. This skank is obviously unbalanced. ABC looked like the idiots they are - I can't believe they put shit like this on the air without doing even the simplest of fact checking. Even a "duh" test.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:16am.
madame s.- Yes! He's ridiculous.
In an email response to The Washington Times, Mr. Thornton threatened to kill himself if his Social Security payments are taken away, and said the television episode showing him doing woodwork oversold his abilities.
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
But this is the funny part:
Mr. Coburn also questions why Miss Dias, as a former nurse, collects SSI benefits, “since she is able to provide childcare” to Mr. Thornton.
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I think it's funny he thinks anyone would give a fuck about some overgrown dick in a diaper offing himself, like he wouldn't be more useful 6 feet deep being fertilizer instead of an adult lazy douche with an infantile syndrome like fetish, being a drain on resources going to people who actually do have issues and actually do need it. Granted this stupid fuck, clearly as issues, just not any I have sympathy for. I hate to be heartless, I really do, but some people just make it hard for me to sympathize or give a fuck.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
SugarFreeRedBull -I think it was the poster Detective Latoya. She said something about the needles being the wrong gauge?
SOMEONE on this site called this bitch on her bullshit! WHO WAS IT?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:08am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:04am.
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Nah, I'm not too shocked. I'm more shocked this didn't happen sooner. He's one fucked up cookie.
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I totally agree. It's kind of sad though, he was a hot piece when he was on Taxi. He went from being a hot piece to a hot mess. Sad,sad. Seems like a normal trend in HollyWeird.
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madame s.- Yes! He's ridiculous.
In an email response to The Washington Times, Mr. Thornton threatened to kill himself if his Social Security payments are taken away, and said the television episode showing him doing woodwork oversold his abilities.
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
But this is the funny part:
Mr. Coburn also questions why Miss Dias, as a former nurse, collects SSI benefits, “since she is able to provide childcare” to Mr. Thornton.
Oh, so she used her own kid to make what she only originally thought would be $200? That makes it okay then! /sarcasm
And not to be a Cunty McCunt from Cuntsville, but that child was NOT a pageant kid. No way in bumfuck would you Botox your kid and not wax the fuck outta that unibrow while you were at it.
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
People like this should not breed.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:02am.
MK report on the adult baby who so angered Americans for being perfectly able to dress and work as an adult, but collects welfare, that Senator (Doctor) Tom Coburn wants checks cut off and Baby has written to Washington Times if one penny is cut he's swallowing his rattle and sticking his head in the potty until he's dead.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! WTF? Yes, WE NEED video of a grown-ass man in a diaper sticking his head in a toilet. I just laughed my ass off at my cubicle.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:04am.
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Nah, I'm not too shocked. I'm more shocked this didn't happen sooner. He's one fucked up cookie.