Zsa Zsa Gabor Has Slipped Into A Coma
As chandeliers everywhere slowly start to lose their shine, Zsa Zsa Gabor returned to UCLA Medical Center this afternoon after her feeding tube started to squirt blood everywhere. Zsa Zsa was barely released from the hospital on Monday after she won a battle with pneumonia. Zsa Zsa's husband, who can't fart without calling TMZ's tip line first, tells CNN that doctors are working right now to revive her. Prince von Anhalt says that she's not responding.
What the hell hasn't Zsa Zsa been through over the past couple of years?! I'm surprised a lightning bolt hasn't hit her hospital bed as a shark went flying through the window. Damn. Damn. Damn. Zsa Zsa got her hip replaced, they took her damn leg and she's 94 years old! If you make it to 94 years old, you should be spending your days swatting at your little grandchildren dressed up like cops (to relive the glory days)! You shouldn't be lying up in a hospital bed for the 1,974th time this year.
Oh, Zsa Zsa. Well, while her body's in a coma, maybe her mind is waltzing with a diamond-encrusted man in a sea of champagne bubbles and swan feathers.
Years ago she went in to a coma, it was the first big illness and I posted this here then. I'm nothing if not repetitious-
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know it's serious.
Let me whisper my last goodbyes, I know it's serious.
Can't you just imagine the conversations here and Jeff Conaway are having?
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Submitted by moomarse: Poor dear... :( LOVED her on Green Acres, btw...
No, that was Eva, dollink.
Zza Zza has been in the hospital more than not in the last 8 months or so.
Methinks this is her final stay.
This bitch is like my boyfriend's ass: she just won't quit. Needless to say I respect her or anyone (or anything) that won't throw in the towel -- no matter what!
This bitch is like my boyfriend's ass: she just won't quit. Needless to say I respect her or anyone (or anything) that won't throw in the towel -- no matter what!
It's time to let it go.... her quality of life isn't good. Poor dear... :( LOVED her on Green Acres, btw...
Zsa,just think of that diamond trail up to the clouds and let go! Have a wonderful trip and enjoy.
Here's wishing her a speedy recovery or a peaceful passing.
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I just hope Zsa Zsa is not suffering. It is up to her to decide when she wants to leave this earth. When she really wants to go, she will.
So as long as she is giving it a fight, I say slap death in the face, Zsa!
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You've outlived them all, Zsa Zsa, so you deserve to lay your head down and enjoy eternal peace. Making it to ninety-four is one hell of an accomplishment.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
How many more limbs would she have had to lose? Bless her heart, she was a trooper.
Well said MK
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its time to check out of the roach motel zsa zsa
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God damn if her dying hasn't lasted longer then some of her marriages. BLANCHE !! call the front desk and see if she can get the room next to Liz.....Love, Jane Hudson.....
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Prince von A-hole at most should get TMZ and an appearance on Larry King's old show. But he's going to try to milk it like a Lohan.
Zsa girl, you hang in there.
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How about never? Is never good for you?
I hope she floats away to heaven in peace, away from that asshole of a husband.
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Make room for the last of the Depression-era Kardashian sisters in hell.
I'd say RIP but I'll wait until she is actually dead.
I named my giant, plushy, grey, Norwegian Forest Cat Zsa Zsa because she needed a name big enough to accommodate her and I have a thing for Hungarians. The Gabors were some kind of sister act.
Poor Zsa Zsa. With her husband selling everything off from under her and all the hospital visits. I hope she goes peacefully and is reunited with Magda, Eva and their mother soon.
At 94, very few people have much of a quality of life, and at her age (104) even fewer. She must be afraid of death, to be hanging on so long with all the shit that's gone wrong the last year. She needs someone to hold her hand and tell her it's okay to go.
RIP, Zsa Zsa.
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Awwwe. I wish her well and that does not come to pass then I wish her peace.
*slaps security guard in her honor...'cause I try to avoid actual cops*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
RIP, Zsa Zsa (getting that out of the way)
Zsa Zsa has been through enough. Go to the angels, darling.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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I really hope she can finally find some peace, between all her health problems and the fuckery with her family and Prince Von Goldigger.
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In my professional opinion she won't live to see the end of the week. I hope that she has a DNR because CPR would surely break her ribs. She needs broken ribs like Arnold needs more love children.
No one but MK can make you giggle and cry in the same post. That last sentence killed me.
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I mean this in the best possible way but finally!
If I were in her position, a year or more ago I would have added a few sips o' morphine into my pill cocktails and high tailed it out with a buzz and a smile.
I think we'll be waking up to a "sadness" tag tomorrow.
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Just let go Zsa Zsa !!!!
@Daisy
I'm (shamefully) watching that too. Don't buy what Nancy is selling...she's trying to be shocking. I was watching other news programs today with objective sources and a plea doesn't seem too likely. If it is she'll still most likely serve life or a huge amount of time. Nancy is OBSESSED with 'tot mom' and she'll throw out anything for her story and ratings.
94 is a very long life. Hope she's surrounded with family and people who love her in her last days and hours.
That's just the way I like to think of it as well, "in a sea of champagne bubbles and swan feathers". How eloquent you speak.
Go peacefully ZsaZsa, the curtains are closing.
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams from Robin Leach and me! Get well Zsa Zsa!
with all due respect to Zsa Zsa, i'm going off topic>>
I'm watching Nancy Grace and something went down at the Casey Anthony trial today. They are saying she might get a plea deal! If this happens i'm gonna have to go down and kill this bitch myself. I'm so mad!!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:53pm.
I wish she would jolt up one last time to her lawyer standing over her with divorce papers, sign them, leaving Douche Van ArseHole penniless and homeless, and then slip away with a super contented smile on her face.
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And on another note I think I would have requested a large oxy script after the first of however many hospital stays she has had recently and taken a nice forever nap. Dying doesn't scare me at all compared to living a quality of life that seems so low.
I wish she would jolt up one last time to her lawyer standing over her with divorce papers, sign them, leaving Douche von ArseHole penniless and homeless, and then slip away with a super contented smile on her face.
Looks like she's channeling Michael Jackson with those oddly-shaped nostrils.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:44pm.
Prince Von Asshole is still rewinding the garden hose he had shoved into the car exhaust.
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Yup. And hopefully removing the turkey baster from his peen. That "she wants a son with me now that she's 94" crap was all kinds of evil bullshit posturing for more of her estate's money.
O, I must wear my pink maribou slippers and pengoir in her honor today. May your passing be swift and painless, Zsa Zsa!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Poor Zsa Zsa.
Any other person's loved ones would have doctors and nurses standing by, Prince Von Ahole more than likely has a taxidermist.
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GERONIMO!
Pull the plug. Someone needs to have some compassion and end her suffering.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I'm impressed by what a fighter this woman must be. She doesn't look the type capable of bouncing back from one trauma right after another, especially at her age. Yet she does time and again.
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Maybe it's her time to say "Fuck this real life shit" and shuffle off to heaven. Eva's probably waiting with a tray of drinks, some smokes and a few wigs (just for shits and giggles.)
My grandmother just died last week and after seeing the crap she went through I can't say I wish death upon anyone any more, but if she's suffering in any way, I hope somebody has the guts to pull the plug or keep her sedated until she passes away. She's basically doing OT now.
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Damn she's been through a lot.
Prince Von Asshole is still rewinding the garden hose he had shoved into the car exhaust.
I could have sworn she already died a month or so ago.
For her sake, I hope she has a DNR order so Prince von Asshole will finally let her go.
I loved Zsa Zsa. Sending diamond thoughts her way.