Open Post: Hosted By The Saddest Pony In The World
Here are the 9 reasons for why Parasite Hilton's pet pony Lady CoCo Chanel is the saddest pony in the entire world.
1. She was ripped from her mother's nipple and sold into pony slavery.
2. Her owner is a vapid piece of skank shit that only cares about her as long as she's young, white pretty and doesn't smell gross (aka about 3 minutes).
3: Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
4. Wonky has decorated her mane with cheap rhinestone bows from Icing.
5. She has been forced to "entertain" a bunch of asshole warts including Wonky's boyfriend, Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kim Richards and Kyle Richards at the stupid premiere party for Parasite's stupid reality show.
6. Thanks to Wonky force motorboating her, she now has HPV and has to have "the talk" with any prospective partners.
7. If she bites Wonky, she'll be sent to the Paris Hilton lube factory, which is way worse than the glue factory.
8. She is a fucking pony and she's imprisoned in an indoor fucking playpen!
9. Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
Will PETA please take a moment from photographing naked celebrities and use their powers to FREE SAD PONY!
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I like her more than the Kardashians and that is just pathetic...
can we please not make this bitch happen again...i just cannot stomache it...
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I'm praying she doesn't try to do the naked-on-a-horse pose with this poor little creature. For several reasons.
1. Don't want to see her skank ass nekkid
2. Pony wouldn't even come up to her huge knobby knees, which means full frontal vomit.
3. She has crabs larger than this little filly, and I'm pretty sure they're armed.
4. We were disgusted enough by MK's links of Madonna/Angelina/Gis, etc. doing the bestiality pose.
5. If bitch sat down, poor little pony would get swallered up by her cooch.
6. If poor little pony gets swallered up by her cooch, paps will think she's pregnant and we'll see her on the cover of every magazine while trying to buy our groceries. (Actually, this may cause us to put back items such as chestnuts, butt steak, cottage cheese, jelly, etc. and thus lose weight. So, toss up.)
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:13pm.
@kokoskitten
Isn't tinkerbell be dead by now? She'd be around fifteen.
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She actually was photographed last week with (allegedly) Tinkerbell. Emphasis on alleged.
http://starlounge.ie.msn.com/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=157408915&page=1...
And I hate myself for actually looking that up.
Do you all remember Auntie Kyle on the Simple Life?
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:09pm.
Kim looks better than either of her sisters. I think that should be the final nail in the plastic surgery coffin.
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She totally does. I have to say I really liked her on the RHOBH and hopes she comes back next season. Her sisters were clearly jealous of her success as a child actress.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Kris10 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:09pm.
Sure DVM!!
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*whispers*
You might want to ask if there is nudity involved first. Just sayin'
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SHHHH! RUINER!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:20pm.
Exactamundo. I used to hate her but now...well, I'm falling in love with her. Shes had a bad press.
Same here. I remember when she first came on the scene in those Maxim photo shoots with her sister and i never gave a shit, but now she's top shelf ass. Herpes be damned, i'd hit it all day everyday.
Is that Connie Sellecca?
RIGHT HAND GREEN
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Has she had the wonkeye corrected?
Poor little Lady Sarah Jessica Parker-Hilton…
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:04pm.
So sexy. I'm starting to really love Paris Hilton.
She's aging like a fine wine.
Exactamundo. I used to hate her but now...well, I'm falling in love with her. Shes had a bad press.
Her star has really fallen. And her boyfriend is hideous.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Kris10 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:09pm.
Sure DVM!!
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*whispers*
You might want to ask if there is nudity involved first. Just sayin'.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
I'd hit it every which way I could!!! (shuddup, not the pony).
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
She wants a commitment now.
So my FIL just asked this woman he just barely met and has been getting to know long distance to move to his town and move in with him.
I have a gut feeling she is nothing more than a white trash gold digger. All of a sudden she's a good christian, old fashioned and very tradtional. Yeah right!!
What the hell does Paris do anymore besides pose, pose with poor animal who is clearly over it, pose with latest herp victim . . .
ETA never mind apparently she has a new reality show. I tuned out all the Hilton names and missed the end of the sentence LOL
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:04pm.
So sexy. I'm starting to really love Paris Hilton.
She's aging like a fine wine.
They kinda look alike except the pony is cuter.
Can she fit this horsey into her closet to forget about, starve and die of dehydration/malnutrition?
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:08pm.
The people around her just talk behind her back instead of getting in her face. She needs to be called out directly more often. I still remember that a reporter (or someone posing as one) asked her how she felt about being called "a fart in a mitten." BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! There needs to be more of this.
Mandersj...I think they took it back to the people they bought it from or gave it to another horse trainer...something like that.
"as am I..."
"Her owner is a vapid piece of skank shit that only cares about her as long as she's young, white pretty and doesn't smell gross"
I love you MK!
LMFAO!
@kokoskitten
Isn't tinkerbell be dead by now? She'd be around fifteen.
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:08pm.
When Rob & Big had Mini Horse it ended with a fail even tho Rob built that corral thingy in his back yard. Conclusion...this will be an epic fail.
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What happened to Rob & Big's horse??? :-(
Does anyone know where her ferrets, monkeys, 25 toy dogs, tinkerbell etc are these days ? She has the attention span of a four year old when it comes to animals...I bet her backyard is a garangutuan haunted pet cemetary. Is she the one who left the dogs in the closet to die ?? While I felt bad for Jennifer Aniston losing her dog of 15 years it was nice to hear about celebrities able to keep an animal that long.
Sure DVM!!
Kim looks better than either of her sisters. I think that should be the final nail in the plastic surgery coffin.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
When Rob & Big had Mini Horse it ended with a fail even tho Rob built that corral thingy in his back yard. Conclusion...this will be an epic fail.
"as am I..."
{{tiptoes into thread}} I dont want to continue the previous debate but this is the bitch that people should get mad at with her collection of forgotten pets (both in and outside her crotch).
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Submitted by BBGemini on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:04pm.
...I mean seriously, if a bitch like that lived in your neighborhood, would she not get laughed at and made fun of all day every day?
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She doesn't even live in my neighborhood, but she *does* get made fun of all day, at least on the days she shows up on dlisted.
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I don't normally understand the hate thrown at some of the celebrities on here but THIS ONE HERE I can get on board with. I DESPISE this girl.
Oh, and HAI.
ETA: Oops can't spell.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
She seems like a fine upstanding lady. I'm cheering for you, Paris.
Me too Kris.. wanna play twister?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
So sexy. I'm starting to really love Paris Hilton.
WTH is wrong with hos like Paris and Mimi that they can't grow the fuck up? Mimi has diamond pacifier rings and a Hello Kitty room, and this bitch is putting sparkly barrettes on a pony and driving a pink Barbie Car. I mean seriously, if a bitch like that lived in your neighborhood, would she not get laughed at and made fun of all day every day?
I'm bored...
Paris is an animal hoarder.
"as am I..."
Just because you can have whatever animal you want doesn't mean you should. I feel for her collection of forgotten pets. :(
I despise this idiot. She claims to be an animal lover when in fact she's an animal abuser who trots them out like accessories. I mean, really, does that pony really need to be where he is right now?
I suggest they free the pony and keep this worthless, vapid piece of shit in the cage.
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Dark-sided!
Uggggggggg who's going to watch that shit!!?? Admit it, some of you sluts are gonna watch it!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Hey, it's "Christopher Meloni's butt cheeks"!