Open Post: Hosted By The Saddest Pony In The World
Here are the 9 reasons for why Parasite Hilton's pet pony Lady CoCo Chanel is the saddest pony in the entire world.
1. She was ripped from her mother's nipple and sold into pony slavery.
2. Her owner is a vapid piece of skank shit that only cares about her as long as she's young, white pretty and doesn't smell gross (aka about 3 minutes).
3: Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
4. Wonky has decorated her mane with cheap rhinestone bows from Icing.
5. She has been forced to "entertain" a bunch of asshole warts including Wonky's boyfriend, Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kim Richards and Kyle Richards at the stupid premiere party for Parasite's stupid reality show.
6. Thanks to Wonky force motorboating her, she now has HPV and has to have "the talk" with any prospective partners.
7. If she bites Wonky, she'll be sent to the Paris Hilton lube factory, which is way worse than the glue factory.
8. She is a fucking pony and she's imprisoned in an indoor fucking playpen!
9. Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
Will PETA please take a moment from photographing naked celebrities and use their powers to FREE SAD PONY!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:17pm.
WTF? My insurance agent just called and said they accidentally gave me a credit on my life insurance and this months payment will be double.
How the hell is their mistake MY fucking problem?
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LOL, that reminds me of last month, I was really tight with the cash, so rather than have my car payment taken out of my account, I went to the bank and said, I want to pay my car payment in cash this month. (So I wouldn't be caught short and my credit fucked.)
The clerk said that was fine, took my money, then as I was leaving, called out to me, "You know, they are going to take it out anyway! You just double-paid."
I was forced to pawn my Ipod and various other electronics like Brooke Mueller at a pawn shop to pay it, I was not pleased!
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:17pm.
WTF? My insurance agent just called and said they accidentally gave me a credit on my life insurance and this months payment will be double.
How the hell is their mistake MY fucking problem?
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Because they are blame-shifting, money-grubbing, heartless weasels.
BTW: Are mad at me? I noticed that you told Centy that your remarks weren't directed at Centy but I also asked what upset you and you didn't say that your remarks weren't directed at me.
*looks abject*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Wow, this Botox Mom thing just gets more byzantine every day. I wonder what this chick's illness is? Munchausen's Syndrome By Botoxy?? :^D
I thought her daughter didn't resemble her at all. Maybe she's a fraud, too.
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
Thanks for the support, Queenie.
You are always there for me, I appreciate it.
C.
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GERONIMO!
WTF? My insurance agent just called and said they accidentally gave me a credit on my life insurance and this months payment will be double.
How the hell is their mistake MY fucking problem?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:11pm.
Centy - not directed at you.
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ME, I respect you and your privacy, but care to share?
If not, understood. :)
Thanks for the insurance and med tips, I always appreciate any help in navigating the Great Satan that are US insurance companies.
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GERONIMO!
M.E,
Botox Mom is/was allegedly somewhere in L.A. She also may have other children and is a compulsive liar wannabe reality TV fame ho. They have taken the daughter away but she is staying with other family and not in a random foster home. All my sources are gossip websites (and the SF Chronicle) so take the information with a grain of salt...
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:53pm.
ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
*attacks all insurance companies with blowtorch*
Unbelievable. "Not life-threatening." Well, I won't bore everybody with the deets, but they are just wrong.
Sorry about those med bills. :^( Even if you have decent insurance (which I used to think I had), there's no telling when they'll "change their policy". Every time I have to have another pricey test, I'm a nervous wreck for the next few months, expecting a huge medical bill with INSURANCE COMPANY SAID FUCK YOU stamped on it.
I know the doc has to make a living, but it strikes me as a little odd, the whole pay-me-and-then-I'll-help-you approach. Like, you could pay him *faster* if you could save on the Synthroid. Ah, well, doctors gotta pony up--Look, I am ON TOPIC!--for their own insurance bills, I guess. :^\
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
I ain't fat, I'm thick
Centy...my hub nicknamed him my brentwood bf! Bwhaa. He's so stoopit! I was not attracted to him @ all even if I would've been single.
"as am I..."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:04pm.
After I read your comment, I envisioned Parasite trying to crawl back into Kathy whilst Kathy was screaming "Out damned spot!"
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What's done is done.
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GERONIMO!
Centy - not directed at you.
I guess this picture explains this...
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705372812/Horse-herpes-leads-to-cance...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I can't wait for dinner tonight.
verde chicken enchiladas.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:02pm.
Well if our conversations told anything, you take far more drugs than I was ever prescribed at any given time and you are fucked in the head.
The mouse hunt went to your brains and now YOU do the same.
Get a life.
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Huh?
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Cosigned?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:04pm.
After I read your comment, I envisioned Parasite trying to crawl back into Kathy whilst Kathy was screaming "Out damned spot!"
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:01pm.
Centy...lol that u made out with him in the end!! And yes it is so randomly entertaining.
I was completely blowing this guy off (not like that!) until he told me that bit of info (I'm so shallow!) & then I decided I'd chat with him from that point forward whenever he would stop by the front desk which now that I think of it was a little too often for my husband's taste. Hahaha. But he was a nice guy.
"as am I..."
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Haha, I know what you're saying...I was in my twenties, if it happened now in my forties, I couldn't have cared less, but back then it was like, "well, wait a minute..."
Sad!
He was a nice guy, though..."as was your's."
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:02pm.
Well if our conversations told anything, you take far more drugs than I was ever prescribed at any given time and you are fucked in the head.
The mouse hunt went to your brains and now YOU do the same.
Get a life.
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Huh?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Koko - so they finally found her?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:41pm.
LOL! ITA.
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Much respect, Momus...thrilled I made you laugh! :)
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GERONIMO!
Well if our conversations told anything, you take far more drugs than I was ever prescribed at any given time and you are fucked in the head.
The mouse hunt went to your brains and now YOU do the same.
Get a life.
Centy...lol that u made out with him in the end!! And yes it is so randomly entertaining.
I was completely blowing this guy off (not like that!) until he told me that bit of info (I'm so shallow!) & then I decided I'd chat with him from that point forward whenever he would stop by the front desk which now that I think of it was a little too often for my husband's taste. Hahaha. But he was a nice guy.
"as am I..."
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:53pm.
Hey! Nice to see you here, as always. :)
You're right, it's bs, but my insurance blows harder.
The only way I can get it fixed is if my Dr. calls the insurance company and tells them that I MUST have Synthroid, but there is a problem.
My insurance company is fighting my Dr.'s office about paying their bill, as they do not think thyroid disease is "life threatening."
Therefore, my Dr. says I must pay the bill (which is around 2 grand, since I had the cancer tests, as well, and I can't afford to pay the Dr. directly in full.
Therefore, I am paying the Dr. off in increments, and cannot go back for follow-up appts. and cannot get the Synthroid for less than full price until I pay it off.
The Dr. will call the insurance company and give the okay for the cheaper Synthroid once I pay the full bill of, let me check, $2356.56.
Which is fair enough for the Dr., they don't work for free.
It appears that my insurance company does not cover endocrinologists.
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Bastard insurance companies. Sorry to hear you're having to deal with this shit. Horror stories like this make me very grateful for the good coverage I have. I wish everyone could be as fortunate.
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:57pm.
WHAT'S GOOD???
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You're fat
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:55pm.
Me! Me!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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WHAT'S GOOD???
Did he leave you $1 on your dresser? I would have.
So Botox Mom wanted a reality show ?? For everyone who called it a hoax:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/botox-bombshell-mom-could-...
Either way she is absolutely insane. Even if she didn't inject Botox she puts all this effort into making up this story and lying about everything. Doesn't sound like a suitable mother any way you look at it.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:41pm.
LOL! ITA.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:25pm.
Centy, that is bullshit!! I only pay $20 for Synthroid, and my insurance blows.
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Hey! Nice to see you here, as always. :)
You're right, it's bs, but my insurance blows harder.
The only way I can get it fixed is if my Dr. calls the insurance company and tells them that I MUST have Synthroid, but there is a problem.
My insurance company is fighting my Dr.'s office about paying their bill, as they do not think thyroid disease is "life threatening."
Therefore, my Dr. says I must pay the bill (which is around 2 grand, since I had the cancer tests, as well, and I can't afford to pay the Dr. directly in full.
Therefore, I am paying the Dr. off in increments, and cannot go back for follow-up appts. and cannot get the Synthroid for less than full price until I pay it off.
The Dr. will call the insurance company and give the okay for the cheaper Synthroid once I pay the full bill of, let me check, $2356.56.
Which is fair enough for the Dr., they don't work for free.
It appears that my insurance company does not cover endocrinologists.
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GERONIMO!
Paris Hilton could save so many wild horses, like Willie Nelson for example http://www.peoplepets.com/news/celebrities/willie-nelson-and-sheryl-crow...
but instead she does this fucking weird thing that makes her look exactly like what she is. It's sad. I never begrudged her having millions and mostly she looks like she has fun so I don't hate, but this shit makes me want to Chris Brown her. A horse is not a toy.
http://soundcloud.com/burning_plastic
http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic
Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:36pm.
I met this guy last year that grew up with Paris's dad. Not that anyone really cares but I thought it was kinda neat for a quick sec. He said he met her once @ some family party or something & that she was very polite & tall. I asked him to prove it cuz I really didn't believe him & he showed me her dad's name & # in his iphone.
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Guest, that is so random, it's so weird when things like that happen, but entertaining...it just reminded me of something random in my life, since I just mentioned Westport, CT...15 years ago, I was at a bar in Westport with friends, and this guy would not leave me alone, I had no interest, he was cute but kind of desperate, and older, he followed me out to my car and informed me he was the ex-husband of Julie Haggerty from Airplane!
I mean, he could have been lying, but that is just so random...it was in, like, 1996, that would be not cool, right?
I'm ashamed to admit that I made out with him.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:22pm.
Paris would be okay with me if
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she actually did some actual real work in her life instead pretending to be someone important.
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she crawled back up into Kathy's womb, Kathy and her husband had a serious talk about their failings as human beings, and decided not to inflict their genes upon the world by having Kathy's tubes tied.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:11pm.
There are no totally stable celebs.
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I submit for your consideration: Mr. Ed. ☺
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:25pm.
Centy, that is bullshit!! I only pay $20 for Synthroid, and my insurance blows.
You know, you might try arguing with your insurance co., since your dr. is CORRECT that generics are no good. They are not equivalent to Synthroid, so your ins. should be strongarmed into paying for it.
My endo explained it this way (when I accidentally received generic thyroide medicine): the FDA allows for generic levothyroxine to have a RANGE in terms of the dosage, so that a 100 mcg tablet of levothyroxine is ALLOWED to contain, as far as the FDA is concerned, anywhere from a little less than ot a little more than 100 mcg. Which is insane, since we are talking MICROgrams here. There's a reason Synthroid comes in a jillion sizes; thyroid function has to be *just so* in order for your body to work, and for you to not feel like shit.
Stupid ass insurance motherfuckers ought to be strung up. I'm going for their hides regarding my blood pressure drug, which costs $100 WITH insurance. Oh, it's GOING on their formulary, they can be sure of that. Scumbags.
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
I met this guy last year that grew up with Paris's dad. Not that anyone really cares but I thought it was kinda neat for a quick sec. He said he met her once @ some family party or something & that she was very polite & tall. I asked him to prove it cuz I really didn't believe him & he showed me her dad's name & # in his iphone.
"as am I..."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:11pm.
There are no totally stable celebs.
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I submit for your consideration: Joanne Woodward.
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I have considered.
Here is my verdict:
You are as pretty close to being right as anyone could possibly be, imho, but considering Joanne Woodward married a bisexual man and looks like a man herself, I'm thinking the key parties during the ice storms in Westport might have been just a WEE bit unstable....
Great pizza, though. :)
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GERONIMO!
When you are hot and thin you don't have to know how to spell. You don't even have to pay your bills.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:22pm.
Paris would be okay with me if
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she actually did some actual real work in her life instead pretending to be someone important.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:13pm.
My doctor prescribed Topomax for me a couple years ago for my migraines, but I was never able to get it. My insurance didn't cover it at the time and to fill my script would have been over $300.
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ME, yes, I have been there. I'm really sorry you had to go through that.
Luckily, it didn't work for me (Topomax), because it was costing 600 dollars a month, my parents were paying for it (this was years ago when I was off work trying to get stable).
Just recently, I had mentioned here on Dlisted that I was diagnosed with thyroid disease, so I have to take Synthroid for the rest of my life.
No big deal, comparatively speaking, but when I went to pick up the RX, the pharmacist told me that it was 70 dollars!
And I have insurance, now.
The insurance company would only pay for the generic, and my doctor did not want me to take the generic, she said it was inferior.
So, now, my monthly meds bill is up to almost 300 dollars (with insurance!)
Also, I take a med that really helps me, but gives me a rash, so my Dr. sent me to a dermatologist so that I could treat the rash and take a higher dose....the rash cream was 125 dollars for a tiny tube, I would have needed 4 for a month and insurance didn't cover it!
Needless to say, I didn't get it, and I continue to take the lower dose,
It really cracks me up the the USA is so supposedly based on "Christian" principles, and goes fucking crazy whenever evoluation is introduced into schools....
When it's obvious that the USA believes very strongly in "survival of the fittest!!"
If you don't have a ton of money, you can't get your meds...if you have to be on meds, you are not fit, so go crawl under a rock and die.
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Paris would be okay with me if she stopped buying animals like they were shoes, if she faced the fact that she FUCKING HAS BROWN EYES, NOT BLUE, and if she went back to finish 5th and 6th grade at school. Yea that would change my feelings about this chick. LOL
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:11pm.
There are no totally stable celebs.
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I submit for your consideration: Joanne Woodward.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Don't the animal authorities have this bitch on some kind of "do not allow to own pets" kind of list?!?
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"Well, sweet Tidy Bowl Jesus skipping on the blue toilet water, we wouldn't want it to get fucking weird, would we?" ~~ Christopher Moore
I am positive that PETA won't be able to recognize Lady (cough) CoCo Chanel unless Wonky gets naked herself - and we don't want that now do we?
My doctor prescribed Topomax for me a couple years ago for my migraines, but I was never able to get it. My insurance didn't cover it at the time and to fill my script would have been over $300.
Re: the med thing.
It can take years to find the right combo, hang in there. It took me 6 years!
If you are gaining weight with your SSRI, you might want to ask your doc about Topomax, I was on it about 7 years ago, it's an epilepsy med also used for migraines and depression and mood disorders, and it causes weight loss.
I have read that some totally stable celebs take it just for weight loss.
It did for me, but it didn't help my depression, but then again, I wasn't on an antidepressant.
It can help depression, so perhaps mixed with your SSRI.
Just a thought.
Edit: There are no totally stable celebs.
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Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:03pm.
Momus dont you have people for that?
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You're kidding, right?
No. Just me. Mr. Momus doesn't do paperwork. However, he does do the dishes, the laundry, the vacuuming, and cleans the bathrooms.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Momus - no rain, patches of blue sky, mostly dark grey clouds, cold and windy.
She is not aging well.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 2:50pm.
Alt convention?
Damn. How the fuck does one bitch entertain herself long enough to call it a convention?
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Ha!
I'll never understand what's so "entertaining" about being an asshole to complete strangers.
(Now, family members, that's another matter.)
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.