Open Post: Hosted By The Saddest Pony In The World
Here are the 9 reasons for why Parasite Hilton's pet pony Lady CoCo Chanel is the saddest pony in the entire world.
1. She was ripped from her mother's nipple and sold into pony slavery.
2. Her owner is a vapid piece of skank shit that only cares about her as long as she's young, white pretty and doesn't smell gross (aka about 3 minutes).
3: Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
4. Wonky has decorated her mane with cheap rhinestone bows from Icing.
5. She has been forced to "entertain" a bunch of asshole warts including Wonky's boyfriend, Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kim Richards and Kyle Richards at the stupid premiere party for Parasite's stupid reality show.
6. Thanks to Wonky force motorboating her, she now has HPV and has to have "the talk" with any prospective partners.
7. If she bites Wonky, she'll be sent to the Paris Hilton lube factory, which is way worse than the glue factory.
8. She is a fucking pony and she's imprisoned in an indoor fucking playpen!
9. Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
Will PETA please take a moment from photographing naked celebrities and use their powers to FREE SAD PONY!
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Repeating this post here;
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:16pm.
I think there's a way to create a Yahoo book club. It's relatively easy to come up with an anonymous Yahoo account. But I've never used it, so not sure how it works.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I'm here, CSG...
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Several years back, I encountered a serious troublemaker on a prominent website (not celeb/gossip), who was posing as some sort of self-proclaimed moderator and "hero" in helping rid the place of "trolls". He seemed to be really nice, was very intelligent and popular.
It turned out he was a single man in his mid-50s who'd never been married, had just one friend (who later supplied this info to gain our sympathy), had no living relatives, was chronically unemployed, and had lost a leg in a motorcycle accident, which the friend felt had kept him from meeting a nice girl.
A year after the site's management finally got rid of him and his hundreds (HUNDREDS) of alts, he blew his brains out.
I would just like to say that I hope all of *our* trolls do that, too. :^)
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
I'm getting a boston61/nodookie vibe myself.
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It is simple. He is a Minister Without Portfolio.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:42pm.
Is Marvin the now Sucky 2.0?
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Or, "."?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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BBGemini where did you come from anyway. I have never seen you here before.
Is Marvin the now Sucky 2.0?
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:40pm.
Just like when all of you are here at the same time talking about your sad problems. I guess that makes you all the same people too. Smartness is not required to sign up for this place.
Right. Because then you wouldn't be here.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
But fatness is!
Just like when all of you are here at the same time talking about your sad problems. I guess that makes you all the same people too. Smartness is not required to sign up for this place.
Submitted by Taralegal on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:26pm.
Everyone makes fun of fat people here. Even fat kids. You guys say to give those poor kids meth. Meth is skanky they should be given adderall
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My dear, you are not telling truth. Not everyone makes fun a fat people here. To best of my knowledge, no one has advocated giving children illegal drugs.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by BBGemini on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:32pm.
Taralegal and Marvin are the same bored troll. It will have to get one or two new names now that I've outed it.
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BB is right - if you look at all the posts, Taralegal, Marvin and Lutrelle always appear and disappear at the same time. And employ the same vernacular while insulting the same people (fat, bored, middle-class suburban housewives BLAH BLAH BLAH). None of them are interesting enough to get pissed about, which as far as trolls are concerned is a grade of "EPIC FAIL".
PS It was widely circulated on this site about a year ago that "Marvin" is actually a white chick trying to sound street.
Expect fat, lonely, lesbian retort from said 3 in 1 troll in 3...2...1...
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
Don't listen to them, Marvin. They are unhappy that their men work all day and come home stressed out. Men like you and my husband are relaxed when their women come home and ready for dinner and foot rubs. they way it should be
Everyone makes fun of fat people here. Even fat kids. You guys say to give those poor kids meth. Meth is skanky they should be given adderall
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:11pm.
If you really want to know, I met her here. Thats burns you doesnt it. Another thing I was told that it was okay to make fun of fat people here. Thats why I came here in the first place.
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How long does it take to inflate her, darlin'?
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Bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:11pm.
If you really want to know, I met her here. Thats burns you doesnt it. Another thing I was told that it was okay to make fun of fat people here. Thats why I came here in the first place.
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How long does it take to inflate her, darlin'?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Dinner better be good too or she isnt going to get the Marvin special she keeps begging for. Know what I mean. wink
Marvin, two things:
1. If that's you in your avie...um...yeah. You don't have room to talk about other's looks.
2. The fact that you are bragging about some woman cooking your dinner tells me all I need to know about you. Good luck on your "date" tonight.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:00pm.
Read my comment at 5:21pm.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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If you really want to know, I met her here. Thats burns you doesnt it. Another thing I was told that it was okay to make fun of fat people here. Thats why I came here in the first place.
For a minute there I thought that was Sarah Jessica in the crib with Wonki.
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 6:00pm.
You people are so mean. I share my news that I am going out with a fine woman tonight and instead of being happy for me you make rude comments. I think its jealousy because its not you that is cooking my dinner tonight.
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How much is she charging you? I hope it's a lot.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
You people are so mean. I share my news that I am going out with a fine woman tonight and instead of being happy for me you make rude comments. I think its jealousy because its not you that is cooking my dinner tonight.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:48pm.
Aw my poor little kitteh keeps sneezing. And every time she does she gets a WTF look on her cute little face.
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Sneezing kittehs are sooooooo cute.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:33pm.
That was a mean remark but I dont see anyone saying shit about that.
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Conduct is fair game.
Physical and psychological conditions are not as far I am concerned.
A person chooses how to act; a person doesn't necessarily choose one's physiology or psychology.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:27pm.
Some poor unsuspecting 14 year old is getting date raped by Marvin tonight.
HIDE YOUR TEENAGERS!
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Where is Chris Hansen when we need him??
"Marvin, why don't you have a seat? Yes, just put the Sonic chili tots and Mike's Hard Lemonade on the counter."
Aw my poor little kitteh keeps sneezing. And every time she does she gets a WTF look on her cute little face.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Here comes Paris. Anyone need a Valtrex fix? Better for Paris to have it down there than ruin her lovely face. LOL
ESE!!!
*smooshes ESE's face into bewbs*
I'm outta here honey, have a good night! ♥
Let's see, laptop on over here "logs in under name x" desk top over here "logs in under name p" iphone in hand "logs in under q"
Sorry, that's too much fucking work. *rolls eyes*
*sigh*.... oh, jeebus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NroeOyzTkDI
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:33pm.
That was a mean remark but I dont see anyone saying shit about that.
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That's ok. Go over to the Arnold S. mistress thread and talk about what a fat pig she is and you'll feel better.
That was a mean remark but I dont see anyone saying shit about that.
If you go back and check, it comments on the same posts, around the same time. And it says the same idiotic crap.
Taralegal and Marvin are the same bored troll. It will have to get one or two new names now that I've outed it.
Some poor unsuspecting 14 year old is getting date raped by Marvin tonight.
HIDE YOUR TEENAGERS!
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:18pm.
I will make fun of a fattie fat fat fat all day and all night. I have a hot date tonight. MMMMM do not be sad ladies.
I bet you have a reeeaaalllly small penis.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:18pm.
I will make fun of a fattie fat fat fat all day and all night. I have a hot date tonight. MMMMM do not be sad ladies.
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Enjoy yourself.
BTW: The ability and willingness to make snide comments doesn't detract from the meanness of them.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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I will make fun of a fattie fat fat fat all day and all night. I have a hot date tonight. MMMMM do not be sad ladies.
Submitted by Taralegal on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:57pm.
That comment is not nice.
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Why? Everyone makes fun of fat people on here.
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No. Not everyone. And, just because "everyone" allegedly makes snide comments doesn't detract from the meanness of the comments.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:02pm.
Hmm... I see your point. Paris is definitely a vacuum velocitator.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:57pm.
That comment is not nice.
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Why? Everyone makes fun of fat people on here.
Submitted by cliffdweller on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:58pm.
Weird, in the main pic Wonky almost bears a resemblance to Ivanka. (in a parallel universe with bad hair extensions kinda way)
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They are Sisters of the Traveling Vapidity.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Weird, in the main pic Wonky almost bears a resemblance to Ivanka. (in a parallel universe with bad hair extensions kinda way)
Submitted by Taralegal on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:57pm.
WHAT'S GOOD???
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You're fat
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That comment is not nice.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:28pm.
Yes. And, ask for punitive damages for the insurance dealing in bad faith. Any moron should know that bipolarism is not curable; it is only treatable.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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this really made me think: what ill happen to the Christian's pets on Saturday, when the rapture comes?
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 3:53pm.
ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
*attacks all insurance companies with blowtorch*
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I am in a constant panic, but resigned, because my insurance company is on the way to dropping me.
They keep sending me these forms for my doctor to sign, asking if my bipolar disorder is going to be cured soon, and if not, when?
He always fills it out saying it is a lifelong chronic illness that needs continuous treatment, but they used to send it once every 2 years, now they are sending it every 3 months, so I see the writing on the wall.
What am I going to do, sue them?!
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Lutrelle on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 4:13pm.
I ain't fat, I'm thick
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You're not fat. You're properly padded like me.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Momus - check your FB.