Open Post: Hosted By The Saddest Pony In The World
Here are the 9 reasons for why Parasite Hilton's pet pony Lady CoCo Chanel is the saddest pony in the entire world.
1. She was ripped from her mother's nipple and sold into pony slavery.
2. Her owner is a vapid piece of skank shit that only cares about her as long as she's young, white pretty and doesn't smell gross (aka about 3 minutes).
3: Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
4. Wonky has decorated her mane with cheap rhinestone bows from Icing.
5. She has been forced to "entertain" a bunch of asshole warts including Wonky's boyfriend, Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kim Richards and Kyle Richards at the stupid premiere party for Parasite's stupid reality show.
6. Thanks to Wonky force motorboating her, she now has HPV and has to have "the talk" with any prospective partners.
7. If she bites Wonky, she'll be sent to the Paris Hilton lube factory, which is way worse than the glue factory.
8. She is a fucking pony and she's imprisoned in an indoor fucking playpen!
9. Her name is Lady CoCo Chanel.
Will PETA please take a moment from photographing naked celebrities and use their powers to FREE SAD PONY!


My feeling is that if it is a group out in the open in Dlisted OP, in which a strong core group of people who have been chatting with each other for quite awhile and love books are sort of in control, assholes who want to fuck with the book club could be quickly dispatched (meaning ignored) if we all stick together.
I mean, who cares if some moron wants to say something stupid about the book?
Peole who truly love to read are not going to engage in an argument if they are enjoying a discussion about books with friends.
Meaning old friends, and new friends, I'm sure many more people would be interested in this and want to come on board, but if they were jerks, they could simply be ignored.
It wouldn't be like when one person is brutalized and other people hesitate to come to their defense, even if they like the person, because they don't know "who's behind the curtain," so to speak!
They would just pleasantly be ignored because it would be all about the book.
For people who care about books, anyone who talks shit or tries to start something would just not register.
Naturally, we'd all be on here talking about the book, but we'd also talk about other celeb shit, because we're all dirty ho's and we all know it, so whaddya say? :)
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:14pm.
I was assuming one that was actually published?
If you use OP as your book club then are you going to get pissed off at people who want to post but not about your book club? You cant do that.
Sassy Ass you were sure to point out that you are not fat. Does that mean you hate fat people?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:07pm.
Third.
I am slightly confused as to what makes a book valid,though.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:08pm.
All I am saying is this has been done before with what was thought to be a trusted group and it turned out NO BUENO.
Just becareful.
I'm out. Night.
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M.E. is right. no matter what, everyone be safe. Book club or no, you are all golden. We can talk about books on Op here too.
Out too. Nite, M.E. and erryone ♥
*head spinning;curses vino*
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How about never? Is never good for you?
Ask MK to open the forum. Ask him to create a new topic: Books. Done.
Just like when all of you are here at the same time talking about your sad problems. I guess that makes you all the same people too. Smartness is not required to sign up for this place.
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I think you still live with your parents, right? I do not post on the main just the forum but you are an ass. You call people fat? I am less than 100 but I bet you are atleast 300 or over. Muahahaha!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:04pm.
Here's a link summarizing the book I recommended. It is a valid book. : )
http://www.damaris.org/content/content.php?type=1&id=165
All I am saying is this has been done before with what was thought to be a trusted group and it turned out NO BUENO.
Just becareful.
I'm out. Night.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:04pm.
BAM! This.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:04pm.
My opinion is, keep it simple.
Give MK the hits, not fucking FB.
CSG is the head of the book club, she picks the first book.
We agree on a date to discuss it.
Whomever wants to read it and discuss it will meet in OP that day and night and discuss it, all day and all night, depending on our schedules.
Then, the next person will pick the book.
Obviously, we'd need to get together a list of Dlisted people who want to be in the book club.
We would go down the list, the next person always picks the book.
Really, we all know each other, and if another person wanted to be added to the list whom we didn't know, they could be added.
As long as they choose a valid book.
Their choice of a book would validate their validity in the book club.
Again, we can bs from here to eternity in OP and I'm sure we'd like MK to have the hits.
Am I being too simplistic?
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I second this.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Marvin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:59pm.
Wait wait Im trying to understand this. Do you think your book club is going to be more famous than MK's blog and that if you have it someplce else it will take everyone away from here?
Uh...no.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
My opinion is, keep it simple.
Give MK the hits, not fucking FB.
CSG is the head of the book club, she picks the first book.
We agree on a date to discuss it.
Whomever wants to read it and discuss it will meet in OP that day and night and discuss it, all day and all night, depending on our schedules.
Then, the next person will pick the book.
Obviously, we'd need to get together a list of Dlisted people who want to be in the book club.
We would go down the list, the next person always picks the book.
Really, we all know each other, and if another person wanted to be added to the list whom we didn't know, they could be added.
As long as they choose a valid book.
Their choice of a book would validate their validity in the book club.
Again, we can bs from here to eternity in OP and I'm sure we'd like MK to have the hits.
Am I being too simplistic?
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GERONIMO!
Re: book club page
No one asked me (not that that would stop me from butting in) but have you all considered blogger? It's free, pretty damn basic, has a bunch of templates that could be used. For reference, see CDAN. You could have a couple of moderators/people who make a daily post or 2, and then everyone comments.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:50pm.
OK.
Maybe I am not the best person to suggest this, since it's no secret that I have gotten into some shit on Dlisted, but I think we are all adults, and if we want to be in a book club, I would certainly hope that no psycho would come into the book club and ruin it just for their own pathetic, sick pleasure.
That is all.
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Centaur,
some of us will CUT A BITCH (aka "choke a bitch" Chappelle style whatever) if there was a troll, so), so, we know what went down. No. None of that fking mess I hope too.
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How about never? Is never good for you?
Wait wait Im trying to understand this. Do you think your book club is going to be more famous than MK's blog and that if you have it someplce else it will take everyone away from here?
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:49pm.
LMAO at "the rapture."
I know my screen name looks silly. I use variants of it elsewhere online; the odd punctuation is a mnemonic.
I like that plan, CSG. It's a win-win...someplace SAFE for us talk about books, and MK gets hits on his site, which = $$$.
And ITA with Centy. I don't want to let fear and/or bad apples interfere with us getting to do something just as fun and interesting as bashing celebs.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
How is making a yahoo group going to take hits away from MK and why does that matter?
OK.
Maybe I am not the best person to suggest this, since it's no secret that I have gotten into some shit on Dlisted, but I think we are all adults, and if we want to be in a book club, I would certainly hope that no psycho would come into the book club and ruin it just for their own pathetic, sick pleasure.
That is all.
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GERONIMO!
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT JOIN A YAHOO GROUP UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THE PERSON WHO WILL MODERATE IT. NO GOOD WILL COME OF IT!
The forum isn't accepting new users. IDK why. Maybe MK can give you some answers.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:33pm.
OK CSG, so in tomorrow's OP we'll get MK's input from you and hash out ideas? Sounds like a plan.
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Jersey, not to be a jerk, but when I have an idea or suggestion I need a response to, I can be one of the most annoying clingers EVER.
SO here's my suggestion - AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME, MY BELOVED MK (who has the most delectable nose and succulent lips EVER on a male, it shouldn't be allowed) - much like you've set up OP, how about considering a dlisted book club page? Let's think about the positives:
1. A book club page will result in HUNDREDS of hits to the site because dlisters love books, and love giving their opinions on books;
2. Dlisters could start their own Facebook Book Club but this will divert hundreds (maybe thousands?) of hits from MK to a random FB page;
3. If you have a Book Club page, you can drive advertising of new books to ALL of those new, potential readers;
4. Celebrity stories often involve the selling of books - and we love to read trash.
MK doesn't have to sponsor it, but I feel like since he brought us together he should get first crack at the audience.
Hmmmm.....
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:46pm.
xoxo
A citizen of the world
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TEAM CITIZENS OF A.COWT'S WORLD
(a.cotw, I hope you know I typed this 3 times to get it right at this point and time at night and after a stressful workweek and the rapture and all) =P
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How about never? Is never good for you?
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:45pm.
What is this mouse thing?
Some crazy poster... I don't know the details, but some bad shit went down.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Tarded on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:41pm.
OMG. Are you people NUTS?????????
This is exactly how the whole "mouse" rumor gets going and accusations start flying (no matter how innocent your ass is). Don't suggest a club or 'group' with Dlisted members. It ain't worth the effort and trouble for trying to do something nice with perfectly good intentions.
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You forget some of us know each other. But we'll keep your post in mind.
ugh
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How about never? Is never good for you?
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:43pm.
Yeah, I think so. I've never been able to login to the forum.
Tell MK you want to join and start a book club.
What is this mouse thing?
Someone freaked and started ranting and raving about a mouse earlier today, I thought Britney was in da house.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:43pm.
The Forum section is only for Users who joined it at a certain point, right? Because you can't join now?
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I believe so. I joined the forum a couple years ago ( I've been maybe 7 times total) but people are saying you can't sign up with a new account now.
Anything you computer engineers want to do for the book club, I'm down with.
Set it up!
There's a 12 year old boy named TJ next door who has a crush on me, I'm pretty sure I can have him walk me through it.
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GERONIMO!
The Forum section is only for Users who joined it at a certain point, right? Because you can't join now?
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Dark-sided!
OMG. Are you people NUTS?????????
This is exactly how the whole "mouse" rumor gets going and accusations start flying (no matter how innocent your ass is). Don't suggest a club or 'group' with Dlisted members. It ain't worth the effort and trouble for trying to do something nice with perfectly good intentions.
Now many of you are going to be accused of being evil hackers preying on gullible dlisters. *smacks head*
OY VEY
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:33pm.
Thanks, Csg. I missed that message. It helps to know you thought of us. It seemed as though you were ready to explode from stress, so I hope you are feeling better.
xoxo
A citizen of the world
Edited to remove a split infinitive.
CSG, I think it's looking like asking MK if we can have our own OP...so excited!!!
Hi,Cappy!!!
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I think either Facebook or Yahoo are good suggestions.
There is a forum here why dont you just go there and do it. Thats what its for.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:30pm.
My vote is to ask Michael K for permission to set up a book club here, or to do so on Yahoo!. This is a fabulous idea,my fellow parolee from the Catholic school gulag.( Please do not to cut a bitch for suggesting Jane Austen.)
I'll check in again later-must cook dinner.
How hard is it to set up an FB page? 13 year olds do it.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:30pm.
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DOWN WITH THIS. Hots, would you do the honor of letting CSG know we'ze down? (aka, realz peeps?)
MK is too busy (for me anywayz) to respond, but, CSG you can try w/ him.
FB is a possibility, just @CSG, you gotta make the page, be admin, and we'ze get checked in!. Can you do that?
*pours fourth glas sof p.noir and opens "The Essential Neruda"
*typed this mess three times
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How about never? Is never good for you?
_Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:24pm.
Good evening,brazen hussies.
I think setting up a Dlisted book club on Yahoo! is a great idea.
xoxo
A citizen of the world.
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ACOW!!! I belong to a couple of groups on Yahoo which are a little difficult to access. How could we make it easy for all of us to get to a dlisted book club page?
PS Sent you a message re the candle and your SIL last week. Hope all is well.
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
OK CSG, so in tomorrow's OP we'll get MK's input from you and hash out ideas? Sounds like a plan.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:26pm.
What book?
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:24pm.
Good evening,brazen hussies.
I think setting up a Dlisted book club on Yahoo! is a great idea
I agree...consensus?
Sure however you guys want to do it.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I will join.
To all dlisters interested in an online book club, I have two suggestions regarding what we should do:
1 (THE MOST SIMPLE) - We could email MK and see if we (or let's face it, HE) could set up something like Open Post for people who love to read books and could use it like a forum to read, review and spout off regarding good books;
OR
2. Start a dlisted "Book Club" Facebook page where we could gather, suggest titles, review works, express opinions etc. I'm probably one of the most technologically illerate people on the planet, but I work with a computer geek/manwhore who would advise me on how to set this up for the cost of a gift card to one of his favorite restaurants (totally worth it if you all would sign up).
In fact, here's my proposal: I could ask him about setting up the FB page. After he gives me his recommendations, I'll post them in OP so everyone knows what we plan to do. Anyone who has a better suggestion (or a question re id security), can post it, and we'll hash it out in public until a solution is resolved. I'm not trying to complicate things, really only trying to set up an open forum where we could enjoy each others opinions.
Please post all responses, positive and negative, with suggestions on how to do this (1900 heads are better then none).
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 7:24pm.
Good evening,brazen hussies.
I think setting up a Dlisted book club on Yahoo! is a great idea
I agree...consensus?
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Dinnertime. I'm gone.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Good evening,brazen hussies.
I think setting up a Dlisted book club on Yahoo! is a great idea.
xoxo
A citizen of the world.
Making fun of fat people is worse than wishing death on people? Okay if that makes you feel better.