Janice Dickinson Is A Natural Goddess

Today's morning delight is brought to you by the goddess of mess herself Janice Dickinson and her triple stuffed Hershey Kiss cookie tits. Before you click on the NSFW (unless you work in the office of a plastic surgeon who specializes in wandering nipples) version of this glorious portrait, you should be warned that doing so might cause you to spend the better part of your day trying to figure out what Janice's Tupperware bowl boobies remind you of.

One minute, they look like Homer Simpson throwing a single side-eye at Bart. The next minute, they look like Cookie Monster staring at a cookie dangling next to his head. Janice has the Rorschach test of tits. Rorschach tetes!

Clear your day (and your throat) and CLICK!

via WOW Report

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Submitted by skeeterpie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:53am.

Is this a photo shoot or what is it?? it looks like a cheap Motel 8 room... and the guy to the right looks like he's holding a giant container of gold glitter!! lol

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:51am.

Frankentits, Frankenface, Frankentorso, Frankensoul.

She's a complete pig.

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Submitted by Pootie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:47am.

vomit

POOOHTEEEE!

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:44am.

Just think....Sylvester Stalone used to hit that!!

Another thing to think about...if you want to torture yourselves: Google Sly's mom, Jackie and check out the resemblance between her and JD!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:43am.

If Janice gained a few more pounds she'd be as sexy as Mildred Baena.

Hey..Arnold...close your eyes and picture a skinny Mildred..Go on..you know you want her.

bwaaaaaa

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Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:41am.

ROTFLMFAO!!! Homer Simpson side eye!!! HAAAAA!! I can only imagine because I'm at work and NOT clicking at the moment. I'll let "Titty" Hedren cover up the scary for now. I'm frightened enough by what I CAN see!!

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:39am.

Does she look in the mirror and think that's sexy??? It's like a piece of beef jerky that got a hairball and a couple of jawbreakers stuck to it.

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Submitted by hoganbcmj on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:39am.

Her son must be so proud of her.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:36am.

This trick needs to just STOP.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:36am.

All set for MILF section in the porn store. Which is OK as they're now putting 20 somethings on the cover of those MILF videos as MILFs. For the toddler porn buyer I suppose.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:35am.

Me no understand her breasticles.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:32am.

Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:55am.

This woman is going to break Photoshop.

hahahaha

Submitted by Señor Loco on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:32am.

Is Jack Daniels a public company? Because if it is, I'm buying stock. Sales should be up due to purchases by everyone who looked at this photo.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:30am.

I get the feeling she's not exactly sober right now. Ageing is tough for most people, but for a former WORLD'S FIRST SUPERMODEL! it must be devastating to watch the only thing you feel is of any value slip away. It's pretty sad that she's lost the plot and comes off as so desperate. Ageing women also can't away with being so skinny, you wind up looking like a grandma bodybuilder. Not sexy.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:30am.

I think her resident gays must hate her. Otherwise why would they allow themselves to be photographed near such fuckery?

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:30am.

nevermind the tits...I am transfixed by those luscious lips...somebody get her some Preparation H pronto!

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Submitted by Goldigga on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:28am.

Looks like Iggy Pop with bolt ons

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:28am.

Did I miss the memo or something? Is it desperate old ladies with terrible boob jobs pose nude week? My server shut down yesterday for 15 minutes after I tried to click on those Danielle pics. My god, have some respect for yourself and my retinas. THANKS.

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:27am.

Oh my god, those poor gays! Haven't the gays suffered enough already?

Submitted by vlynn930 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:27am.

i don't know what's better, the story or the comments. Bravo! you are some funny mofo's.

Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:25am.

This woman is going to break Photoshop.

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twerk those stumps!

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:24am.

One nipple points to the east, while one points south west.

Not cool.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:24am.

It's her face that's NSFL.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:23am.

What's with her torso? It's goes reasonably straight and then veers completely off to her right. Even her belly button is 4 inches off to her right.

She was lovely-looking with a very lean body (although never was as beautiful or had the fabulous bodies as the REAL Supermodels of the 80s) - if she left herself alone, she could have gone the Sophia Loren route.
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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:23am.

ha ha shes got coupon tits

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:22am.

WTF??? Thank god she covered her flapping beef curtains with that veiny claw.

Submitted by SuperJ on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:20am.

Well if those poor boys weren't gay before, they are now.

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:19am.

Hershey kisses! So true. Lol. But her stomach is all kinds of wtf.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:19am.

The NSFL version shocked me so much that I somehow accidentally rebooted my computer. Either that or it rebooted itself attempting to go back to a safe point before I clicked on it. I sort of wish I could reboot, too.

It looks like her tits are trying to make a break for it. "You go one way, I'll go the other. They won't be able to get us both!"

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:17am.

Momma always said, "wonky is as wonky does."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:17am.

THAT FACE!!! looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:17am.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:31am.
I am not clicking. I'm still cleaning up the vomit from the Ahnold thread.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:16am.

Sly Stallone is so greatful that he used to fuck that back in the day as opposed to present day Frankentstein cockeyed bolt ons.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:14am.

She's actually proud of those things, and she actually paid for those things. I don't know what is scarier.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:14am.

M.E. is scared she might like what she sees!!!

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Submitted by Beth4 on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:14am.

Lord have mercy on my eyes. That's just nasty from head to toe. Maybe one of these days when MK puts out a warning about clicking a link I'll learn NOT to. MK please post some eye candy quick!

Submitted by jengirl on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:13am.

Hard to believe this is the same person...

http://assets.gearlive.com/fashion/blogimages/janice-dickinson-young.jpg

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:13am.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:27am.

I'm not clicking the NSFL version
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Submitted by Infamous on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:11am.

LMAO!!! I have no words for what I just saw...

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 8:10am.

If you could Jack you're a better man than I on this one, there is NO WAY in hell I could stick it in this thing. I think my cock would retreat to the point of no return and never forgive me for even trying.

That face alone is a boner stopper never mind that nasty wtf is going on tranny tuck body of hers.