Wednesday, May 18th 2011
Janice Dickinson Is A Natural Goddess
Today's morning delight is brought to you by the goddess of mess herself Janice Dickinson and her triple stuffed Hershey Kiss cookie tits. Before you click on the NSFW (unless you work in the office of a plastic surgeon who specializes in wandering nipples) version of this glorious portrait, you should be warned that doing so might cause you to spend the better part of your day trying to figure out what Janice's Tupperware bowl boobies remind you of.
One minute, they look like Homer Simpson throwing a single side-eye at Bart. The next minute, they look like Cookie Monster staring at a cookie dangling next to his head. Janice has the Rorschach test of tits. Rorschach tetes!
Clear your day (and your throat) and CLICK!
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Oh my gawd Janice, why why why? If I were your best friend, I would have told you to just say no to plastic surgery 20 surgeries ago! Your body looks like different parts of an used up manequin. A one day bout of diarrhea and you would be in critical condition. The Dr who does these surgeries on you has no code of ethics. He/she is taking your money and not telling you the word that you don't like when it applies to you. the word is NO!!! You were pretty before all this mess. You may suffer from body dysmorphic disorder. Get psychiatric help instead of more lip injections, botox & plastic surgeries.
Janice Dickinson+Danielle Staub= Separated at Birth?
"She's got Marty Feldman booooooooobs!"
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
workin' it harder than present day Ty-Tynormus Banks.
pop that pussy Janice.
Wow, it's truly sad. She's more plastic than human at this point. And, where the fuck is her belly button?
Bleah, when the time comes, I sure hope I have enough sense to know that looking old is better than looking like a freak.
I thought this was Steven Tyler at first LOL
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
This is so sad I want to cry. Isn't there some psych/social program her kids can refer her to? She reminds me of some of the mentally ill homeless women I used to meet when volunteering at a homeless shelter. It seems like her family has either abandoned or distanced themselves from her (maybe because she's so delusional she won't listen to them?) But anyone mocking her should be ashamed. Quit laughing, try to find a way to help, and then thank whatever God you believe in that it's never happened to you or a loved one.
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
I suppose working for Janet would be a good weight loss method.
*hurk*
They're just trying to look away from the rest of her.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
aaaahhhaaaaaaa!!! Arnold wouldn't even do that mess!
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*takes another puff of Alaskan Thunderfuck*
They're fake but they're the youngest looking part! I still cringe that I share a birthday with this woman! Please get better Janice!!
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I just had to click the uncensored one, didn't I?!
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
goddess!
That's nice. Not only will her kids here "I saw your Mom naked", they'll also hear, "Jesus Christ was it DISGUSTING!"
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
Her body ate itself.
What's everyone complaining about - I'd consider that a "nice result" compared with Tori Spelling's dysmorphic, asymmetric saline bags.
Those poor guys in the room with her!! They had to see it all. MK, I agree with your Homer Simpson side-eye! That's it exactly!
I am assuming Jan is no longer sober. She was on the Celeb Rehab reunion show and it seemed she had 6 months under her belt. She seemed much calmer and...well...full of gratitude. She and Shelley became AA buddies.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
My wife and I were just talking about this sort of abhorrent plastic surgery last night, after watching a clip from one of those housewife shows…. Why, why, why?
And this bitch was actually a model at some point, right? Now, her nipples point in two different directions, and her lips look like she just got hit in the face with a aluminum bat…
What. The. Fuck?
How bad could Janice Dickinson noodz be? 8D *looks* .... x_x
Gator needs his gat you punk-ass bitch!
Once again, MK, you post a photo that allows me to be perfectly happy with my bod, cellulite and all. Thanks! :)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
her boobs rival Shauna Sand's Frankenipples.
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I'm D.M.C. in the place to be
I go to St. John's University
And since kindergarten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college
It's pictures like this that make me happy with my small yet natural boobs. Must tape to vanity mirror.
I thought I saw the WORST plastic body in Danielle Staub but this took it to a whole new level of disgusting!!! My vomit just vomited!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Nonplussed (1)
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:52am.
WTF??? Thank god she covered her flapping beef curtains with that veiny claw.
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She's making sure the flaps are tucked. You just know they're sticking out of her ass crack in the back. Speaking of flapping, the guy on the left seems to be doing that with his right hand. Perhaps he's waving the smell of moth balls, flop sweat, and rancid silicone away? Or maybe Janice farted.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Those poor guys, BEING SUBJECTED TO THIS.
OMG HER BODY IS SCARIER THAN HER FACE!
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
why WHY did I click on that pic??? Those boobs are ridic...those lips are repulsive...that body is beyond gross...somebody please lock her up and throw away the key so I can quit gouging out my eyes...of all the NSFW pics I had to click on that one...I would rather see Cisco Adlers balls of glory, or Brit-Brit's hairless putah that this trainwreck.
Michael of all the nasty pics you've posted before, this one hurt me.
That was HORRID.
And people laugh at Pete Burns - at least he has a great body. This woman is repulsive.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Her face looks like what would happen if you mated Jocelyn Wildenstein with a goldfish.
Hmmmmppppfffff!
does this fucking woman think she looks good????????????
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Why would I, being of sound mind willfully and voluntarily click on that? What the Christ is the matter with me?
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Honestly? My hand is prettier.
You know that choking/gagging sound a cat makes when it yaks up a hairball? Yeah, I just made that sound. Damn. Nasty.
She has GOT to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Clearly she doesn't see what we see.
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:40am.
I am glad I am too scared to let any knife near my body. Why do women mutilate their bodies like this?
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I think a lot of men do it too... fortunately, we don't see too much of it!!
You know what's worse than her fucked up body? Her fucked up FACE! Jeez, bitch, but a fucking BAG over it!!!!!
jesus christ, those tits look dreadfully lumpy for store-bought and her belly-button is on the other side of her hemisphere. wasn't her plastic surgeon the guy that drove off the cliff? with work like that, no surprise...
how can she even look at herself? To go from such beauty to this fucking mess! I'd cover all my mirrors.
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Darling if you want me to be closer to you, get closer to me
Darling if you want me to see, see only you, then see only me
would someone please explain the duck lip thing? as someone who was born with a full mouth/lip combo, i received all sorts of teasing throughout my adolescence. now...examples like this everywhere!
i have a niece who is constantly taking picts of herself doing the duck lip thing and i find it...odd and NOT attractive.
I am glad I am too scared to let any knife near my body. Why do women mutilate their bodies like this?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:36am.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 9:34am.
can't decide who's overall everything is more gross...janice or kelly bensimon...
*blech*
Wait.. they aren't the same person?
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well now that you mention it, they've never been photo'd together have they?
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
She's addicted to attention.
Lauren Hutton is a supermodel of that era who has aged with dignity. She's sassy and sexy and still interesting. Janice WISHES.
I have to give credit, where credit is certainly due! KUDOS to Janice!! The woman just turned 56 and she looks fabulous. Yes, she has had some major plastic surgery (you will certainly want some before you turn 50) however, one can NOT acquire muscle through plastic surgery. Damn, she is hard!
It is what it is....
Janice Dickinson, Danielle Staub and Kelly Bensimon are all specimens of the jerk & yank school of plastic surgery.
her boobs are like giant malignant cells from outer space!
Her eyes and her tits are going in the same directions...
*clicks on NSFW....viewer found naked, confused with nipples duct taped forward*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?