Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Asian Pat Ayako Imoto who has become the breakout star of my inbox because of the brush strokes of mystery over her (???) eyes. Kirstie Alley thought that her new size 4 (HA! ) Thetan vessel was getting all of the attention, but little did she knew that out of the darkness came a curious creature in a red windbreaker that says “I wear the free stuff that’s in the gift bags of all the work-related conferences I go to“, a white turtleneck that says “2 for 1 at Land’s End, don’t hate” and eyebrows that say “?????????????”
When I first saw those brows, the first thing I thought about is how questions marks are looking stranger and stranger by the day, because I have no idea what the hell is going on above Asian Pat’s eyes. It’s like a pair of Marv Albert’s toupees made a run for it, tripped into tar and then stumbled onto Asian Pat’s face. I have no idea and I’m not going to try to figure it out. I’m just going to stand back and resist the urge to scoop piles of white rice and crab meat onto those extra thick layers of seaweed over her eyes. Sushi brows!
via Daily Mail (Thanks to everybody and their dealers for sending this in. No, seriously, my dealer sent this in too.)
UPDATE: Thanks to Lindsey for identifying Asian Pat as Japanese TV star Ayako Imoto! Ayako and her tar stripe brows are icons in Japan! I should’ve known that Japan was behind this fantastical magnificence!