Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 18, 2011 / Posted by:

A C-List celebrity who lives in LA and got her start on reality TV is claiming to be the occasional mistress of someone taking a lot of heat for infidelity right now. She is planning to either sell her story or write a tell-all book, so the news won’t be kept under wraps for long. (BuzzFoto)

Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger shit really going to turn into a remake of the Tiger Woods never-ending ho parade? Eh, I suppose we’re due for another one. Now on to the guesses: Stacie the Bartender from The Hills, Heidi Montag from The Hills, Lace from American Gladiators, Ceiling Eyes’ mom, DJ Lady Tribe from Rock of Love Bus, Camille Grammer, Tami Roman from The Real World: L.A. or OctoMom? It’s totally OctoMom. She’s got the kind of look that makes his crotch tumah grow.

He has been sleeping with producer after producer – mostly females, any age, any shape – offering himself in exchange for opportunities. Any opportunities.

While it’s rather competitive among famewhores on the project he’s best known for, it turns out he’s the one who’s most aggressive, most desperate, most willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Hilarious because it hasn’t exactly been working for him until recently, a surprise gig. Still, after so many tries, and other boys on the side in the city, and so many nights with much older lady executives, you’d think he would have gotten further ahead than where he’s come to now which really isn’t all that impressive.

Maybe that’s why he decided to switch sides. Besides, it suits his true preference anyway. He’ll do both, but men are what really make him happy. So he must not have minded so much when he laid himself out, twice, for a very high profile male producer with an impressive resume mentoring some huge names, recently, in the hopes of perhaps crossing over, straddling several different portfolios at the same time. If Jennifer Lopez can be a multihyphenate, with one of those hyphens being a music career, I suppose it gives others hope that they can too, him included. Never mind that there’s an over 25 year age gap between them. (Lainey Gossip)

At a party recently, I spent a few breaths telling a friend that I don’t think Mark Ballas from Dancing with the Stars likes to tongue waltz on dick. Maybe I should’ve used those breaths to suck from a bong instead, because methinks this blind item might be about him.

This actor has been in several TV series over the years. Since he will be taking a lead role in a series next season, the network arranged a meet and greet with him at the upfronts (a series of meetings where the networks present their television shows to the advertisers).

The actor started downing beers early, and by the time of the meet and greet, he was drunk.

Now, our actor started out as a happy drunk, hugging and taking photos with fans and signing autographs. But he began losing it after the first hour. At one point, a fan came up to him and told him that they had loved him since [insert name of TV drama]. Instead of politely thanking them, he started yelling “I’ll never get away from that damn show!” He then went on to insult every aspect of the show. Guess he forgot that it was that show that changed his career. (Blind Gossip)

Andy Dick in a Tim Allen costume?

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