Lindsay Lohan Has A Stalker

May 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Yes, I know the picture above looks like Michael Lohan in the Gerard Butler fat suit he wears to disguise himself as her drug dealer’s collector so he can milk a few more extra coins out of his daughter. But it isn’t! Lindsay Lohan Tweeted the picture of a man she says is a Freemason who has been threatening to murder her 4 years. He could be the one who murdered her career, so we should take this very seriously!

LiLo also Tweeted this little note asking her fans to stand by her during this very dangerous time in her life.

This is the freemason stalker that has been threatening to kill me- while he is TRESPASSING! im actually scared now- the blood in the ‘cults’ book was too much- all my fans, my supporters, please stand by me. g-d bless xxL

I love that she pulled an O out of God. Lindsay Lohan will take a crack needle to her veins, but she will never EVER take God’s name in vain even when she’s not taking God’s name in vain at all. But on to more important matters like Lindsay Lohan’s life!

A source (White Oprah should just legally change her name to “source” already) tells TMZ that LiLo thinks her Freemason stalker has been following her for 4 years. He leaves strange gifts at her front door and regularly sends her crazy text messages. LiLo doesn’t know the name of her stalker but she’s hoping that the police can help to keep him away.

This womp womp bitch is a mess. She tries to take a restraining order out against a paparazzo who’s been following her around for a week, yet it’s taken her for 4 years to take action (that’s if you count Tweeting as taking action) against a Freemason stalker? Why would I not be surprised if this dude is really a meter reader and the strange gift he’s been leaving her is a past due notice from the electric company? “OH MY G(CENSOR)D! He’s punching numbers into a strange grey box on the side of the house! QUICK, ALI! Call 911* while I Tweet!

* 911 is actually Lindsay Lohan’s dial code for Radar Online.

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