Leonard DiCatchaho And A Non-Supermodel Go For A Walk....
In a shocking twist of events, Leonardo DiCaprio was seen strolling in Cannes with a woman who doesn't consider a bikini as her job uniform and isn't a pro at keeping her face sexy for the camera while a wad of sand exfoliates her ass lips in a bad way. Page Six says that avid supermodel collector Leonardo DiCatchaho and Blake Lively spent an intimate moment in Cannes together on Friday night.
A source type says that Leo and Marble Mouth looked like they had sparkly hearts in their eyes while they walked all around the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc. The source went on, "She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap. They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple."
As a Barbizon graduate, I feel very close to the modeling community and consider them my extended family. So that is why I just have to say: Fuck Marble Mouth! Fuck DiCatchaho! And fuck famous actresses! First they take fashion magazine covers from models, then they take ad campaigns from models and now they're taking a supermodel's most loyal subject? Betrayal is Leo humping on an actress. If Leo starts dating actresses, then we can confirm that loyalty really is dead.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:23pm.
but.her.face.
and he looks like a sundried cabbage patch doll.
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Has anyone noted that Leo doesnt date smart, confident women but the ultra-feminine, quiet yet angel-like types who have an amazing rack but not much else? I know he himself is not particularly educated but he didnt strike me as stupid and an air head though. For some reason I always thought he would be into smart, real women but he only seems to be into these fantasy girls who are the intellectual equivalent of Disneyland.
Amazing at how many otherwise smart men prefer dumb, two dimensional women. Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Kelsey Grammar, Larry King...
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I like Leo, and he doesn't strike me as tiny at all. To each his own I guess.
"As a Barbizon graduate, I feel very close to the modeling community and consider them my extended family"
LOLOLOLOL! As a Barbizon recruit, my parents were smart enough not to fall into the "your daughter HAS IT! THE LOOK!! All we need is $2,500.00 for some proofs and then WATCH THE MONEY ROLL IN!!"
Mind you - they WEREN'T willing to give me the ol'Botox booty.
THAT'S what I blame for my downfall!
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leo does not look good at all. 36 going on 55.
Leo's been having botox - his mid brow camel toe is looking more relaxed.
Did somebody say Leo is 5'11 ? Lol lol. I shook his hand when he spoke about the environment at my school and I was an extra in a film he did...he is nowhere near 5'11". 5'7" at best
Is she sleeping her way to the top? She's a shitty actress she hasnt even been acting that long how is she getting these roles with A list actors?! Im confused...
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there's pictures now. meh.
As a Barbizon graduate, I feel very close to the modeling community and consider them my extended family.
I love it - pure genius.
Baby faces do not age well.
You know what they say in the movie business Michael K - "Want loyalty? Buy a dog".
Meanwhile, it tickles me to read your Barbizon reference. Write the book, please.
seems like Leo is working the Jack Nicholson these days, is he trying to? or by accident?
POOOHTEEEE!
GD. Leo looks like a junior in the Benicio Del Toro School of Hit the Wall Hard Knocks. Them horse face ass broads just suck the life and looks out of a good looking man.
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Leo is aging badly and so is that non supermodel.
Well, they're both gross, so this fits.
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damn homegirl looks very very 30 - 40 range-ish...what 20 year oldish actress has those face lines..(the ones near your mouth) time and only time give you and I am in my late 40's and my aren't even that pronounced...blondes really don't age well...at least most...some do but they are not natura blondes...
Leonardo Dicaprio's height is 5 feet 11.5 inches. That's kinda surprising, because I had him pegged for a midget.
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Kate got the face and Pippa got the supposed "body".
Blake is the Chairman and Pippa is the Treasurer of the International Butterface Society (IBS).
nunya, I actually think Pippa has a GREAT body, but Kate is so much prettier! WHY are they calling Pippa her "stunning" sister? She is not pretty at all, IMO!
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Yea, I don't get the appeal of Cheryl Cole or Pita (whatever her name is).
Pita (w/her flat butt) looks like a 40 yrs old pretentious, worn-out soccer mom who passes out on the sofa from sloshing on dirty martinis.
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What's with the steamer trunks under his eyes? My 70-year-old father looks younger!
I have seen prettier star quality girls working at the Hot Dog on a Stick and Claire's Boutique at the Otay Ranch Mall. She is like the chick at work who believes she's totally hot and has like 35 photo albums full of narcissitic iPhone pics of herself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 1:34pm.
Stocky, same reason they are trying to make Cheryl Cole "happen".
sometimes, people do not have the star quality. Neither of them do, IMO.
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Yes! I despise Cheryl Tweedy!!! When is she going to drop the Cole last name?
I also despise how they are trying to make Pippa Middelton "happen".I don't get the obsession with her non-existent booty.
Stocky, same reason they are trying to make Cheryl Cole "happen".
sometimes, people do not have the star quality. Neither of them do, IMO.
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I agree Stock Broker - DeCaprio looks like absolute shit. He also strikes me as being tiny - I wonder how tall he is?
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I read that as "Hotel Du Clap".
Geez, Leo DiCrappo looks like hell. Not aging well.
Ques: Why is Hollyweird cramming this chick down our throats as the 2nd coming of Christ and hyping her ugly bony ass?
Seriously...I don't get her appeal.
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Maybe it's his baby! Maybe that's why he broke up with his supermodel.
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Her reputation proceeds her, no doubt.
Hit it. Quit it.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:54pm.
they look like brother and sister
That's actually the hottest thing about these two together.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:52pm.
Baby-faced men almost never age well.
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Amen. Leo reminds me of Mickey Rooney pictures. Cute enough when he was younger (Jack Dawson) but now he has pumpkin face.
Can't wait until Blake and Taylor Swift make a play for the same guy. I bet it happens sooner rather than later
Where the fuck is OP?
Is he using botox? He's looking shiny. I hope not.
fugly
blokeface lively fucks for roles
knees probly covered w/ sores & scabs
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Leonardo is one of those people that irritate the heck out of me. You know how some actors are just so annoying that you can't even look at them without vomiting? He has that effect on me.
They seem well suited; someone with the last name of "Lively!" deserves what she gets.
when did leo turn into jack nicholson?
black lively, leo? the quality of your babes is going down...
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Leonardo DiC. looks like he has a young face onto which someone photoshopped wrinkles. Sunblock is your friend, Leo!
Love Leo, but his days of being "a catch" are long fucking gone. As for old man face, I'm not really sure she does any one thing very well.
DOWNGRADE...TO HELL
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Blake Lively pre-nose job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L76bgX-wAt0
She was also extremely annoying back then. Hopefully, she's grown up.
why do I hate this skank so much? is it the smug....?
leo, great actor and methinks he is gay
POOOHTEEEE!
they look like brother and sister
Baby-faced men almost never age well. He looks like a bloated alkie. As for Blake, bitch has Jennifer Aniston's chin, NO BUENO.
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twerk those stumps!
This girl's popularity is baffling to me. She's one "sex symbol" I can safely say I'm prettier than.
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