Kelsey Grammer Is Trying To Yank His Kids Out Of Camille Grammer’s Loving Arms

Here I was thinking that the real world flame war between Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer was completely snuffed out, but he has lit it up again. Kelsey is melting a layer of honey wax off of Camille’s gorgeous dragon face by completely burning her in documents he filed in Los Angeles today. Kelsey wants sole physical custody of their 9-year-old daughter and 6-year-old daughter. They currently live in L.A. with Camille, but Kelsey wants them with him and his new child wife in Chicago.

TMZ reports that Kelsey wants to give Camille visitation rights, but thinks his chirrun will be better of with him. Sources say that Camille is already raising her head and blowing out a trail of haughty HAHAHAs at this move. Camille believes that the kids really want to live with her and Kelsey shouldn’t even get sole custody of her old titty implants since he’s the one who turned around and walked away from his family. Camille wanted to share custody Kelsey before today, but this has made her change her mind.

(Read this out loud in a breathy Camille voice by putting a paper clip on your tonsils and then holding your breath until you’re 2 seconds from seeing black. Then let out a scream whisper). KELSEY, HOW COULD YOU?!

Kelsey has already ripped out Camille’s heart by leaving her for a younger ho. Now he’s trying to take away the only thing she has left (after the millions of dollars in her checking accounts, the mansion, the three Bentleys, the beach house in Hawaii, the diamond closet off her master bathroom, etc..etc..)! If Camille doesn’t have the children, that means she won’t have 4 nannies anymore! Camille’s nannies are contractually obligated to listen to her yammer since she doesn’t have any friends and with them gone she truly has no one! She’ll have to yammer to the walls. Will Kelsey please think of the walls!