Hot Sluts Of The Day!

May 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Diane Armstrong, Rana Kassab and Bhakti Sasya aka Kassab’s Angels!

On Sunday afternoon at Kassab Jewelers in Tigard, Oregon, Paula Wentworth tried to be slick by trying on a $30,000 princess cut bracelet before running out of the store with it. Paula thought that there was no way three jooree store beauties would risk screwing up their perfectly manicured eyebrows by chasing after her. WRONG. Kassab’s Angels busted into action! They chased the bracelet snatcher through the mall while still wearing their high heels. At one point, Bhakti kicked her heels off to catch up to that thieving bitch and tackled Paula to the pavement. Bhakti then busted a choke hold on a bitch! It’s a little known fact in Tigard that Bhakti was actually a UFC fighter in Israel before she left to pursue her real dream of selling diamonds in Oregon (I made this up).

Bhakti told Fox12 that Paula put up a fight so she had to pull that ho’s hair and redo the choke hold. And I’m sure Bhakti did it all while keeping her reverse French manicure unscratched and while smelling like a mixture of Victoria’s Secret fruit spray and Glow by J.Lo.

Rana then pulled the bracelet off of Paula and waited with Bhakti until the police arrived. Good job, ANGELS!

And at some bar in L.A., Lindsay Lohan just scratched Kassab Jewelers off her list of possible hits.

(For JM)

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