From Prostitution Whorah To Stripper Whorah

In the wise words of RuPaul: Click Clack (Make Dat Money)!!!

Danielle Staub, formerly of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, has returned to her roots: PUSSY POPPIN’ ON THE POLE! Danielle went from a stripper to an alleged call girl to an amateur retina burner and now she’s back to peeling the chrome off of a pole with her parts. TMZ says that 48-year-old Danielle has signed a 3-year-deal to flash her bankrupt titties and foreclosed ass at a strip club. Strangely enough, Danielle’s new home strip club isn’t located on a poorly paved road off the turnpike and it doesn’t have a Malt Liquor Room instead of a Champagne Room because their customers don’t know what the hell champagne is. No. Danielle has signed with Scores in NYC. The big time!

Danielle will flap her pierced labia during one live show a year (the Halloween show, I’m guessing) and will turn up on Scores’ web show every now and again.

TMZ has more censored pictures of The Grinch of I-95 stealing souls with her starry-eyed nipples if that’s what you need to see today. I don’t know why TMZ even bothered censoring her wet parts since we’ve all seen them and have already woke up screaming in the middle of the night about them. If you haven’t seen Danielle’s Grinch vagina and don’t know if you’re ready for it, just watch the last part of last night’s RHONJ. Focus on Teresa’s half-bald gorilla brother contorting his face into different shades of rage. It’s the same thing.