From Prostitution Whorah To Stripper Whorah

In the wise words of RuPaul: Click Clack (Make Dat Money)!!!

Danielle Staub, formerly of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, has returned to her roots: PUSSY POPPIN' ON THE POLE! Danielle went from a stripper to an alleged call girl to an amateur retina burner and now she's back to peeling the chrome off of a pole with her parts. TMZ says that 48-year-old Danielle has signed a 3-year-deal to flash her bankrupt titties and foreclosed ass at a strip club. Strangely enough, Danielle's new home strip club isn't located on a poorly paved road off the turnpike and it doesn't have a Malt Liquor Room instead of a Champagne Room because their customers don't know what the hell champagne is. No. Danielle has signed with Scores in NYC. The big time!

Danielle will flap her pierced labia during one live show a year (the Halloween show, I'm guessing) and will turn up on Scores' web show every now and again.

TMZ has more censored pictures of The Grinch of I-95 stealing souls with her starry-eyed nipples if that's what you need to see today. I don't know why TMZ even bothered censoring her wet parts since we've all seen them and have already woke up screaming in the middle of the night about them. If you haven't seen Danielle's Grinch vagina and don't know if you're ready for it, just watch the last part of last night's RHONJ. Focus on Teresa's half-bald gorilla brother contorting his face into different shades of rage. It's the same thing.

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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:15am.

Hey, Danielle: Why the long face!? The only way this could get any better was if Janice Dick(inson) got up w/her for a "duet!".

"Duelling Douchebags"

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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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Submitted by darlingjulie on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:44am.

This is sad and gross. I feel really bad for her two daughters who seem to be level headed.

Submitted by highAboveManhattan on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 5:17am.

Is this what good mothers are doing this year? Way to make your children proud, skank.

Submitted by harveyprice on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:07pm.

She's got the perfect face for a strip club.

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 8:24pm.

she looks like something that got caught between your teeth.
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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 8:15pm.

My eyes! Again!

Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 8:11pm.

Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:43pm.
This bitch is pure trash.....I will not be suprised to hear she has whored out her daughters just as soon as she can.
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She already has. She's trying to make the older one ANTM and the younger the next Taylor Swift. From watching the show, I suspect they are fully aware what a crazy ass, lying, trashtastic coke whore that she is, but she's their mother and they'll love her anyway. Damned sad if you ask me. Does make you wonder how bad the father is if she's got custody. Damn, can't Angelina adopt them?!?!

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:21pm.

If you're looking for a great time in New York, look no further. SCORES has everything you want in a club: dwarves dressed like lunch ladies, homeless men doing the Macarena, a cat from a bodega, a collage made out of used Biore Clear Pore Strips, and old ladies trying to dance on poles.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:09pm.

Janice Dickinson don't look so bad now, does she?

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:52pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:45am.

It's always great tv when the voice of reason is a guy that stands on a chair and screams, "THIS IS A FUCKING KIDS CHRISTENING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THERE'S THE FUCKING DOOR!"

LOL! Anyone have a video clip of this?

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:19pm.

James Haven,
My goodness, a singing waiter is quite a change.

Have you considered taking your make up talents to Cannes? There's a plethora of ugly celebrity beasts running amok that can certainly use your talents.

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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:32pm.

James Haven,
While crass, your comments are undeniably hilarious! Wonderful to read your writing once again as your wit has been missed!

Are you still working for Mary Kay?

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Thank you Miss Lucy. It's wonderful to see you again. James Haven still has his makeup kit and some loyal customers but times are tough and ain't nothing goin' on but the rent so James Haven has been working as a singing waiter.

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:02pm.

James Haven,
While crass, your comments are undeniably hilarious! Wonderful to read your writing once again as your wit has been missed!

Are you still working for Mary Kay?

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 4:50pm.

I've only seen the second half of whatever season was last, so I'm not clear on why The Family hated Danielle so much. Sure, she's just as empty and evil as the rest of them, but what transpired?

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 4:48pm.

There was a marathon of this show over the weekend, which I watched while painting. I don't really watch much TV, so I've never seen "Jersey Shore" and I'll be happy the day the entire Kardashian Klan goes down in a fiery jet crash.

"RHNJ" is pure trash, but I got sucked in. The fighting. The backstabbing. These women whose faces are so Botoxed they don't move. I was actually ecstatic to stumble upon the series premiere last night, which feature two new dreadful women and a fist fight at a christening.

These people are the most morally bankrupt human beings on the planet. It's like watching a chimpanzee fight at the zoo.

This series must be stopped. It is crack.

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Submitted by Pootie on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 4:34pm.

I am not a fan of her face but after seeing almost all of the episodes of the real hos of NJ (i was recovering from surgery, i swear). I was on HER side, those bitches totally ganged up on her and the worst one was that Kim G. character.
I assume Kim G.
had her application rejected to be a cast member, because she was as close to visibly desperate (as possible) to be on the show. Uh, Kim G. turned my stomach. As ugly as Staub is, I will take her over most of those other house whores of NJ. I also read a rumor that Jaqueline is an ex call girl.

POOOHTEEEE!

Submitted by She Stinks on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:56pm.

Why would SCORES hire her? Its a high end strip club with beautiful women - not used up broke down skanks like this? Maybe they are under new management.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:37pm.

Go ahead with yo bad self Danielle! Whirl around on that pole until centrifugal force moves your Frankenboobs into your armpits.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:33pm.

Old ugly whore, ewwww

Submitted by MzSassy on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:21pm.

Nobody in their right mind wants to witness this trainwreck getting undressed and exploiting that sinewy, leathery MESS of a body. How mortifying for her poor children, to leave them vulnerable to criticism like this. It's extremely pathetic.

"If tommorrow was a gift, what would you do with it?"

Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 3:10pm.

she does realize she has 2 teenage daughters right? How embarassing for them

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Submitted by mjd773 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:53pm.

This is really sad and depressing to me.

Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:48pm.

She kind of has a Kelly Bensimon body. And that's not a good thing.

Submitted by RockstarDani on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:44pm.

GOT DAMN, is she unattractive! And only a shameless whore would go back to stripping/prostitution after making a decent amount of money doing something else.

"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)

Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:44pm.

James Haven would rather have bleach thrown in his face then to watch this flesh eating parasite flash her hairy tits in his face!

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Submitted by Catsclaw on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:17pm.

I refuse to watch any of these reality shows either. It sickens me that they get rich on this crap when so many people are struggling to put food on the table. Obviously, people must watch these shows or they'd be cancelled. I just want to shout "Enough of this garbage!"

Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 2:13pm.

This bitch is pure trash.....I will not be suprised to hear she has whored out her daughters just as soon as she can.
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Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 1:23pm.

bitch is about as feminine as a linebacker..please enuf with this plastic surgery horror show.

Submitted by KA on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:58pm.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:35pm.
Lemonaide, I understand the trainwreck factor, but you are keeping these pieces of shit famous, and loaded with money.

That is my main reason for not watching any of these shit shows. I can't be a part of contributing to their wealth. That goes for Jersey Shore, Any Housewives, The Kardashians.....

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! My point exactly. Why people watch this shit, and buy their shit, is beyond me. Why are people buying anything Kim Kardashian endorses? I won't even buy a damn pair of shape-ups now that I know they pay that skank to whore them out. To hell with all of these reality nobody talentless classless assholes.

Now I'm angry too! LOL

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Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:55pm.

For those of you with a naked granny fetish, she's the one.. for the rest of us: ***VOMIT***

Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:32pm.

I thought she had a messed up tan problem, then realized it was the TMZ watermark....it was more fun for me when I thought it was the tan line....

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:32pm.

I need more red stars. Many more red stars.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:30pm.

Well, I'm 48 and this bitch has made me feel fucking fantastic about how my face looks.
I don't have her bod, but my face looks years-n-years younger than hers.

Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:15pm.

now hold on hooker, BACK UP AWFF MY MAYUN Joe Gorga(ous)!! I have sloppy wet dreams about him doing me in a pot of spaghetti sauce wearing nothing but bow-tie pasta and a tortellini cock ring! delish! #nomnomnom :)

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:01pm.

She's not dollar-bill worthy.

I'd throw loose change at her.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:54am.

Any and all future RHNJ posts need the "CPS Is On Line One" tag.

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:53am.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 1:13pm.
dammnit...i hate it when i miss good garbage...will this episode repeat...i'm willing to lose a few IQ points for a few laughs...
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Here's a link that you can watch the best part of the episode (the fight at the christening)

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:49am.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:23pm.

i nominate this skag for mother of the year...

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Most of the Housewives in any of the cities would be a worthy choice. I think Botox Mom is going to end up on top this year, though.

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i had already forgotten about botox mom...all this drama gives me adhd...but you're right, botox mom is number one...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:47am.

*pets cakey's avie*
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Submitted by catfight357 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:45am.

PS - every time I see Danielle, I think of my sister (AND I HATE THAT BITCH.) Same drama, same fucking victim routine, shitty implants & too much plastic surgery. Punch!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:43am.

Honestly, I wasn't expecting much from last night's epsidoe of RHONJ since they kicked crazy lady Danielle to the curb, but boy did they not dissappoint! I was literally watching that brawl with my mouth hanging open. WTH? And I love how they had to use subtitles not only for when they were speaking Italian but when they were also speaking English! lol And there is a rumor that the new chick (Teresa's bro's wife) is part black or something, which also ties into their hate for one another. Who knows with these people!
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:43am.

dammnit...i hate it when i miss good garbage...will this episode repeat...i'm willing to lose a few IQ points for a few laughs...
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Submitted by catfight357 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:43am.

Do you think ol' Dena is a lezziepoo?

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I say no. My husbands BFF hooked up with her in Miami about 10 years ago. Said her tits were big as melons & her breath was unbearable but that she was "a fox in the bedroom" (WHO SAYS THAT other than my grandfather?)

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:41am.

Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:28pm.

Depends on the state but there are certain property exemptions when you file personal bankruptcy. It's possible they funneled enough money into paying off the house to keep it from being seizable.

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:39am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:58pm.
I feel SO very sorry for her daughters. Especially the younger one. She has a whore mother and an older sister who is an IMG model. They actually seemed to be pretty well adjusted when this show started. However this is horrifying and I hope they go to live with their father.
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I hope so too. The girls were blessed to look like their father and have his temperment. That the girls are not as fucked up as their mom is a PURE MIRACLE.

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Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:40am.

Sad part is I don't think she can go any lower.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:37am.

Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 1:05pm.
I was not a fan of Danielle especially the shit she did.

Btwn Season 1 & 2 - She gave information about their Bravo contracts to Dina's ex-husband who was in the midst of a custody / support battle.

Btwn Season 2 & 3 - She threatened to out Dina's true lifestyle (as a beard for her current husband).

When she went to the fundraiser at the Brownstone, she purposely antagonized the situation by arriving with an entourage who were itching for a fight and had no tickets.

I would not want someone around me like that.

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Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:35am.

I was not a fan of Danielle especially the shit she did.

Btwn Season 1 & 2 - She gave information about their Bravo contracts to Dina's ex-husband who was in the midst of a custody / support battle.

Btwn Season 2 & 3 - She threatened to out Dina's true lifestyle (as a beard for her current husband).

When she went to the fundraiser at the Brownstone, she purposely antagonized the situation by arriving with an entourage who were itching for a fight and had no tickets.

I would not want someone around me like that.

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