BEHOLD! The power of a publicist’s BlackBerry. Page Six broke the rumor this morning that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio were strolling their way into a dozen tabloid magazine blurbs and now here they are laughing in the same space on a yacht with Steven Spielberg and Lukas Haas like they do this all the time! Well, actually Blake is creaming out her 10-year-old self, because she’s touching an alive version of the Jack Dawson pillowcase she used to make out with when Titanic came out. Bitch is struck! On the other hand, Leonardo could be holding a potato sack filled with unripened rutabagas and he’d have the same look on his face.
Yeah, this is one of those “I hear a camera click, let’s touch!” kind of hugs. They have about as much heat as a soft dick in a cup of cold tap water. Crisis averted!