ASkars Is Wearing Way Too Many Clothes On GQ
If you worked at GQ and got a call from Alexander Skarsgard's publicist confirming that he will be happy to grace the cover and pages of your magazine with his long Swedish limbs, what is the first thing you would do? If it was me, I'd immediately torch the sample closet, hypnotize the editor into declaring June "The Nekkid Swede" issue and tie up any stylist who came to the set with "clothing options for Mr. ASkars." That's what anybody with working genitals would do!
Well, anybody but those hos at GQ. They completely covered up the sexiest thing that has come out of Stellan Skarsgard's penis hole! ASkars' lingonnips? Covered up! They also covered up ASkars' happy trail that leads to the FLÄRKE in his pants! (FLÄRKE is the name of the Ikea bookshelf that took me four hours to build and left me all sore up the next day. I'd like to think that ASkars' peen has the same kind of power.)
If that wasn't bad enough, GQ also asked the director of Straw Dogs what the set was like during ASkars' fake rape scene with his girlfriend Kate Bosworth.
"In the beginning, Kate would be crying after every take and Alex would try to comfort her. By the end, everybody got really raw."
So GQ kept ASKars' body under wraps and then brings up rape and Kate Bosworth's name in the article. Way to break a wave of boners, GQ. Why didn't go they all the way by making Gwyneth Paltrow interview ASkars about his feelings on CROCS in the room where Osama was killed?
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He does do something for me....but I think it's because I'd totally do his vampire Eric character even if brutally killed me after.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
He is obviously one of the most famous men that no one really wants to screw. Add me to the crew that doesn't think he is sexy in real life or on True Blood.
They do those stupid quizzes for men, too? Do guys really do them? On the toilet, maybe.
MK, you always know how to make me LAUGH!
Askars is sooo hot, I looooove me some blonde men.
The only reason this guy's hot is because he plays Eric (a reall hot character who's even hotter in the books. Personally skaarsgard broads too much and lacks the cheekiness of the character). He's got no chin, a non masculine jawline and he's dating the stick. Boner killers. There's nothing hot about this dude in real life.
When will cargo shirts go away? So military and clumbersome and over.
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"They also covered up ASkars' happy trail that leads to the FLÄRKE in his pants!" FLÄRKE is now my new word for penis. MK, you are a master.
James Haven doesn't care what any of you insane bitches has to say! This guy is one hot hunk of man meat! James Haven is confident in his manliness to make such a bold statement without feeling one bit homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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This guy is a male Fishsticks.
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hes hot as hell in an aryan type way. id fuck him till the cows come home, would love to tie him up and have my nasty way with this swedish piece of hotness. watch him live on his show, he makes me tingle.
Meh.
Lmao. Best post of the day. I like Askars, he is hotter with some more meat on him. Like how he was back in season 2.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:56pm.
I don't get the hots for this guy. Meh.
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Who's this dude?
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I don't get the hots for this guy. Meh.
And what's up with all the frowny-sessy faces? Can't people just fucking smile for the camera? Or at least relax their face? I'm over all this scorchy-squinting crap. It just makes you look stupid (and constipated).
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He is a better-looking version of my dad when he was that age. Too-skinny blond dude with slicked hair. Yeah, no.
Submitted by Webberbear on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:28am.
He's gay. I read a ton of blind items over the weekend going back several years. Kate Bosworth is a beard, she played the part for Orlando Bloom, too.
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@Webberbear Am pretty sure he swings both ways (he's European, after all), though I agree that the Bosworth relationship was conceived in a publicist's office, likely to quell the Nelly Fang rumors.
The stylist and art director should be flogged for this atrocity. Askars can be a sexy beast, but you wouldn't know it from these pics.
Also, Eric season one was the hottest Eric.
Bring me Manganiello. That guy is making my estrogen flame up the way Skarsgard did a few years ago, before Team Hollywood neutered him and scrubbed the sexy right off him.
He always looks confused to me.
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i'll go with the OG: Stellan! love his name too.
WHY WHY WHY did they remake straw dogs? i still don't get it.
i know some people like that movie, but seriously, even then, why remake it?
i HATED it! maybe they will make it better? ha.
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I'm sorry I haven't read the comments back but I'm being serious when I ask what the fuck has this guy been in that he is famous ?? Kate Bosworth has been in like 1 and 1/2 movies and I know who she is...this guy bothers me to no end. He is not that hot.
Boring. Next! MK please find someone else to salivate over. ASkars and ACoop are boring as shit. Please find someone teh gheys and the ladies can agree on. BCooper? Don't give a shit if he's in the closet or not.
yum! I loves me some hairy chest on a thin guy.
I'm all for tall thin blonde men....I even married one. But this guy does nothing for me....his eyes are too beady or something. *shrugs*
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Kate was crying???? Is she not an actress?
Geez, Alex, you've gotta leave this woman ALONE, PLEASE!!!
I know a rape scene is tough to do, but be a damn professional. It is supposed to LOOK like it is happening, not actually happening.
Sad part to me is that Kate Bosworth really is not that good an actress. I don't get anything from her when I see her on screen.
Alex's gotta dump her soon, please!
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how the hell is he to thin,whats wrong with you guys.I find him really attractive,even more so when he speaks.
Ever since MK posted that video of him bumpin' and grindin' on some male extra, I lost any type of attraction to this closet case.
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Submitted by Night Owl on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:12am.
Can you imaging them screwing? It's like two knitting needles going at it.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:51am.
LOL! It seems we all must be punished until she goes the way of Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook.
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He looks awfully thin, but he must be into that since his girlfriend is a skeleton.
Was it MJT or Snoooowy that said he had dur face? He does in these pics, i don't like the photoshopping, but I LOVE him as badass Eric on TB. that's when I start humping hubby's leg.
*chanting as always*
He's creepy and almost fucking frightening to look at.
Submitted by Athina on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:39am.
I wish MK's obsession with this dude was over.
Add that dull prematurely gray newsreader and the dress-up-as-a-Nazi-for-fun royal ginger to the list.
Yeah, this dude doesn't do it for me. Maybe you need to see him onscreen to get the appeal, but from pictures he just looks kinda pasty with eyes too close together.
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Submitted by Athina on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:39am.
I wish MK's obsession with this dude was over.
Word.
What's he got that all the ladies want, GQ? Oh, I see, a rhetorical question.
ASkars is too good for True Blood. And I agree about the pitiful lack of nakedness in this feature. What the ladies (and mens) want is what you're NOT SHOWING, GQ.
I love how men can furrow their brows but women have to be airbrushed to look like baby pageant winners.
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I don't find him attractive at all. He can keep the clothes on - and, better yet, put a paper bag over his head.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:43am.
OT, but I have to say that it's not my fault that Chelsea Handler is so unfunny.
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He's either wearing a shitload of makeup or has had something done to his undereye region. I saw him in person year before last. I did not speak to him (that's not how I roll), but he seemed friendly (it was at a party).
Hes looking rather thin but hes still hot. I've seen pics of him drunk and I would love to party with him.
He's very good looking and I love love love blonde haired blue eyed men but for some reason I just don't get the hots for this guy. I do love him as Eric, even though he didn't fit what I pictured while reading the books.
And he'd be a riot to party with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK-sU_nLEGY
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:44am.
doesn't he sport a mullet? jus' sayin
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Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 10:33am.
is this Maggie Gyllenhaal's babydaddy because if so she did very and surprisingly well for herself.
*high five*
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Nope, that is Peter Saarsgard.
Meh, he's cute but I like my men swarthier and a little weirder (see avie).
nope. NEXT!
the office hos are all creamin their jeans over that Thor dude these days. Hey I wouldn't turn him away but I suppose I have weird quirkier taste in mens.
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