Afternoon Crumbs

May 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Mel Gibson stars in the balcony production of The Passion of Sugar Tits in Cannes. Mel is a sugary moob ball of raw sex and I’m sure he still can’t find a ho to blow him before Jacuzzi. What a cruel world this is! – Just Jared

How did Suri Cruise approve that sad sack of blue on Katie Holmes’ body? – Lainey Gossip

Gay sex: Steven Tyler’s done it! – Towleroad

The Situation Jr. is suing The Situation Sr., but why does his arm look like an oven-roasted chicken drumstick? – The Superficial

Hatchettina is looking good – Hollywood Tuna

Why hello there, Ginger Spice’s panties (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ginnifer Goodwin’s new wave twink look has given me the weirdest tingle – Celebitchy

Gay Fish’s balcony tongue fuck session is not what I needed to see after eating a carton of leftover enchilada casserole – The Berry

Elisabetta Canalis in a tank top. Thrilling. – Popoholic

NOT MING MING!!!!! – The Daily What

The invasion of man nipples hits Paris – OMG Blog

Mel Gibson thankfully covers up his sugar tits for The Beaver premiere – Popsugar

There are many reasons for why a ho should be kicked off of a train and this is one of them – Crunk + Disorderly

For Gaycrest’s sake, I really wish these were pictures of Derek Hough working on an ass in Miami, but unfortunately it’s just pictures of Julianne Hough working her ass out in Miami – Hollywood Rag

Three words: Willy Wonka Reunion! – SOW

20 dogs in slippers – Cityrag

A topless Miley Cyrus getting a tattoo – ICYDK

What a waste of delicious cake – I’m Not Obsessed

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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