Afternoon Crumbs
Mel Gibson stars in the balcony production of The Passion of Sugar Tits in Cannes. Mel is a sugary moob ball of raw sex and I’m sure he still can’t find a ho to blow him before Jacuzzi. What a cruel world this is! – Just Jared
How did Suri Cruise approve that sad sack of blue on Katie Holmes’ body? – Lainey Gossip
Gay sex: Steven Tyler’s done it! – Towleroad
The Situation Jr. is suing The Situation Sr., but why does his arm look like an oven-roasted chicken drumstick? – The Superficial
Hatchettina is looking good – Hollywood Tuna
Why hello there, Ginger Spice’s panties (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ginnifer Goodwin’s new wave twink look has given me the weirdest tingle – Celebitchy
Gay Fish’s balcony tongue fuck session is not what I needed to see after eating a carton of leftover enchilada casserole – The Berry
Elisabetta Canalis in a tank top. Thrilling. – Popoholic
NOT MING MING!!!!! – The Daily What
The invasion of man nipples hits Paris – OMG Blog
Mel Gibson thankfully covers up his sugar tits for The Beaver premiere – Popsugar
There are many reasons for why a ho should be kicked off of a train and this is one of them – Crunk + Disorderly
For Gaycrest’s sake, I really wish these were pictures of Derek Hough working on an ass in Miami, but unfortunately it’s just pictures of Julianne Hough working her ass out in Miami – Hollywood Rag
Three words: Willy Wonka Reunion! – SOW
20 dogs in slippers – Cityrag
A topless Miley Cyrus getting a tattoo – ICYDK
What a waste of delicious cake – I’m Not Obsessed
(Image via Pacific Coast News)