Monday, May 16th 2011
Norman Aniston Has Passed Away
Now is not the time for jokes (that was directed to Maddox and only Maddox)! People brings us the sad news that another layer of sad has been put on sad Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer's beloved dog friend Norman has gone off to heaven at the age of 15. Norman is now with the angels who won't ever make him dress up like a groom and sit still during play weddings. The sad news from People:
"He died a few weeks ago," Aniston's rep confirms to PEOPLE. "He was an old dog and it was just his time."Norman is survived by Aniston's other pup, a white German shepherd named Dolly.
And Norman just bought a $5 million NYC penthouse too! I really hope he left it to Jennifer (or Dolly) and not to one of his side pieces. Rest in peace, Norman.
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So sad. Norman is now in Doggie Heaven.
Almost two weeks ago I had to let my 13 year old Border Collie/Lab mix go.
Watching our pets get old is the worst thing in the world. My Rottie just turned 7 and I was sad on his birthday.
RIP Norman. Losing a pet is awful.
2 months ago a repairman came over and kept going in and out of our house to his truck. We couldn't find our 15 year old kitty but she was always very skittish with strangers so we assumed she was hiding. Later on we heard her meowing and didn't think much of it.
It wasn't until the next day that we realized she got outside while the repairman was here and had been meowing outside by our living room. She was microchipped but we never found her. Not knowing what happened to her is still killing us. :(
RIP Norman, it is heartbreaking to lose a dog friend.
I hugged my dog extra tight before I went to work. I might even take her on an extra long walk.
She will probably miss him more than she missed her ex. RIP little doggie.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:17am.
I am offering my services to personal console her during this difficult time. *wocka wocka*
haaaaaaaaaaa. You give and give.
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lol it's my nature... and also a curse.
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Violets are blue,
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:17am.
I am offering my services to personal console her during this difficult time. *wocka wocka*
haaaaaaaaaaa. You give and give.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
I am offering my services to personal console her during this difficult time. *wocka wocka*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Very sad. And I do feel like we give her too much grief... talented, no... an awful person? probably not
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Oh man. This is going to be me in a few years. I'm not ready. I love my buddy so much, please don't take him away from meeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Helena on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 6:23am.
Last August my long-time dog friend passed away just two months shy of his 18th birthday. I still miss him every single day.
My husband won't let us get another pet, not even a cat (especially not a cat, he says). He wants a baby friend instead. Do you think if I have his baby that he will let me have another dog, too? Or is this hypothetical baby supposed to be my new companion? And, moreover, what if I just "accidentally" brought home a dog? It's not like he would make me give said dog away or something, right?
--it would be easier to bring the baby friend first then the furry one...we had a dog who was our best friend and roommate for 7 years before my husband accidentally bred me. harley(dog) resented our rugrat for the next 6 years until he died. i still miss him. he wasn't the best behaved, but he had LOTS of personality
I always thought he was just the cutest dog. It's heartbreaking to lose one. They truly are your best friends. RIP Norman.
I have never had an animal live that long so I cannot say but I hope my pussy lives for at least 10 years!
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Losing a pet can be like losing a member of the family. Especially when they've been with you for so long. I hope she is able to keep busy and distract herself, and at least be happy that she gave him a good, long life.
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Last August my long-time dog friend passed away just two months shy of his 18th birthday. I still miss him every single day.
My husband won't let us get another pet, not even a cat (especially not a cat, he says). He wants a baby friend instead. Do you think if I have his baby that he will let me have another dog, too? Or is this hypothetical baby supposed to be my new companion? And, moreover, what if I just "accidentally" brought home a dog? It's not like he would make me give said dog away or something, right?
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Devil's advocate.
I am sorry for the loss of Norman. What a cutie. Over the years I have lost 3 cats. One hit by a car one had congestive heart failure and put down at the age of 19 and the last died at the ripe old age of 23. Each one hit me very hard. I now have a Maine Coon who is 6 and a rescue from the shelter. He does not go out unless it is in the catzebo and as the vet said last week he is in perfect health. I hope to have him for many many years. I hate to think of him not being with me.
SO sad!! I just got my first dog 3 years ago so I have not expierenced death of an animal yet..... but I am dreading it when it does happen. Norman looks like he had personality
We will be crushed when the time comes for our pugs...
Our male fought GI Lymphoma this year, and has so far been on the winning side of it. Anyone who happens to find themselves at the NC Vet school can see his picture hanging on the new "inspiration wall" of the Oncology Pavilion.
My 15 and 1/2 year old dog passed away earlier this year too, so hugs to Jen, and RIP to Norman. I miss my buddy every single day. I agree the rep could have been a little more compassionate about it.
I dont like her,but I am always gonna be sorry when an animal dies.R.I.P Norman.
Thats one hell of a celeb news. So touching! Should I cry?
All of these precious little citizens go straight to heaven.
Angelina is behind this....
RIP Norman.
Is it just me, or does Anniston's rep not really have a way with words? If your client makes a living doing Rom-Coms, you might try and add a little emotion to your statement. Now if MK had written a eulogy for Norman, even Maddox would have been brought to tears.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I wish I could be her dog. I wouldn't even shit on anything.
RIP Norman
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omg Norman is sooooo cute. how sad.
sorry Jen.
I love pets and have been devastated by their passings.
But why is it newsworthy that JA's dog died? Media don't cover other star's animals dying. They keep wanting to cast her in a pathetic light. The story line is getting old.
At any rate, rip Norm.
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Def not an Aniston fan, but my beloved yorkie just passed and he was 15 too, so I know how much it sucks :(
No snark for her today, at least from me.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 10:08pm.
My black kitteh is 16 yo...it's just a matter of time.
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My black cat Monty (short of Montgomery Clift) is 16 too (he will be 17 this September). I'm going to be very sad when he's gone, so, for once, I can sympathize with sad Jen.
But at least my Monty is in very good health -- the vet told me his blood test results were so good they were like that of a 3 year old cat. Not only am I an excellent cat-mommy, but I figure I have a few years before I deal with him going.
I saw a black lab every day when I got off the freeway... made me so sick and mad at myself for not stopping, like there'd be anything I could have done.......... I went home an hugged my puppy/kittah babies and thank whatthefuckever I have them... and that they have me!
For a 5 million dollar NYC penthouse it sure has a tiny kitchen. But there's that big VIKING range that could feed an army in a kitchen that can barely hold a mouse.
That dog seemed like such a character. I'll miss seeing pics of him on the beach. Always made me smile when I saw him.
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Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:47pm.
Are we sure it wasn't suicide?
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Oh SNARF! I love you, ... ina twisted, fucked-up kinda way...........kisses, sweetheart!
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RIP sweet Norman. My black kitteh is 16 yo...it's just a matter of time. xoxoxo RIP boo
I am so sorry about her loss. Losing a pet is one of the most painful things to go through. My 17 year old cat is dying of cancer. It makes me sad. But, he has had a good long life, I will have a few more months with him, but I will miss him when he is gone.
Sadness :( I just hugged my kitty. RIP Norman.
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I like people who love their pets. Norman looks cool and well cared for. Hope Jennifer and Dolly are both doing ok today. xoxo
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I feel for anybody who looses a beloved pet. I have an 8 year old Boxer who almost died on me 3 years ago from blood clot that went from his heart to his brain. Now he has arthritis and some other BS with his back paws I have him on meds for. When his day comes I will be a total mess!
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 9:07pm.
Yes, I was very lucky in that respect. We'd been through a lot... ;P
RIP Norman, you were such a cutie...Condolences to Jennifer and all the Dlisters who've had to say goodbye to their pet friends. I had to make the decision to put my best friend of 14 yrs. to sleep 2 months ago. I knew the end was coming. I prayed that she would go in her sleep but unfortunately that's not the way it always works. It was the worst day of my life. I can only think about her for about 2 mins. before I have to change the subject without bursting into tears. I can't help but like anyone who loves their pets.
Sorry for your loss Jen. I've lost 2 dogs in my life also.
Having said that there is No Man in Norman.
This is really sad ;-(
Submitted by cliffdweller on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:57pm.
My little man died in his sleep @ 15 as well. While not a pleasant thing to wake up to, at least he went next to me with my arm around him.
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This scenario is what I pray for.
I'm so sorry for your loss, and for the losses of other Dlisters.
RIP, Norman.
Go, Jen!
PS -- I love the way her father just said that "she needs a good Greek guy."
Yeah, like her father left her mother, lol.
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aw Jen, I am sorry. I dread the day when my doggie goes. Thank G-D she is still in good health. Losing a dog is awful, they are like babies to me.
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My little man died in his sleep @ 15 as well. While not a pleasant thing to wake up to, at least he went next to me with my arm around him.
Rest easy Norman.
Are we sure it wasn't suicide?
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I had to put my dog to sleep that I had for 15 years the day after Easter. She was blind, deaf, senile, and arthritic...I just had to do it, even though it killed me. I feel for Jen...it's the loss of a family member.
AWWWW,,,, ANY poopers dying is fucked. I have buried two so far, and probably many to go.......... it sucks major sucks every time. RIP Norman.
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One of my favorite movies of all time Mi Vida Loca saying:
"Take all of your happy little shit and go."
MK 4/21/11 National High Five Day