Michelle Rodriguez Knows How To Do Cannes

May 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Now you know what innocent passersby see when you come stumbling out of a cab (or whatever) smelling like poor decisions and a good time with ropes of your hair swinging all around like you’ve just given road head during a bumpy ride. Thanks to Michelle Rodriguez for giving you a picture to match to the feeling!

While some celebrities spray their genitals with fancy French perfume and try to behave like refined swans in Cannes, MRod is doing Cannes how it should be done. By day she’s hanging her Dominican moon over the waters of Cannes, and by night she’s running from a motel in her gown after gnawing off the arm of a dealer who tried to sell her a bag of dirty kitty litter. MRod snorted it anyway, because the cat could’ve been on Ketamine and why waste that shit?

Hopefully, one of these days MRod drunkenly trips out of a cab and lands directly onto Paz de la Huerta who is obviously lying in the gutter. Because those two belong together!

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