Hot Slut Of The Day!
May 16, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
Picking one Hot Slut out of the Eurovision finalists is like picking your favorite kitten out of a bundle of kittens, or like picking out which acid trip fucked you up the less. It’s impossible, because they’re all an LSD haze dipped in WTF and wrapped in AstroTurf imported from Venus. But this year, I’m going with Moldova’s Zdob si Zdub and their song “So Lucky.” This gnome shit circus is what you’d see if spiked the Olsen’s daily breakfast of fetus blood with angel dust. You can never go wrong when you’re wearing the Jolly Green Giant’s butt dildo on your head.
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)
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